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What did you have for breakfast you yobber, you? I had a bowl of reeses puffs, and a cup of cold brew coffee I made. SPEAKING OF: https://www.amazon.com/Takeya-10310-Patented-Airtight-Silicone/dp/B00FFLY64U You owe it to yourself to get this if you like coffee - just fill the filter up past the mesh lining - measuring is for dweebs. Best. Coffee. Ever. (brew for a day or 2 in the fridge - use dark roast) |
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Aug 5, 2020 15:47
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this is a very un-byob answer, but I do not eat breakfast b/c intermittent fasting, so I guess just fancy coffee I really enjoy the fasting until someone starts bragging about delicious cereal 
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Aug 5, 2020 16:10
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i had a cigarette for breakfast. since a few weeks into quarantine, ive fallen into this horrible habit of just powering through the annoying hunger phases and just try and hold off eating until around end of work or after, so i can just make or order one meal and try and skip the others. food is good and all but come on, every day, multiple times? not to mention anything you eat you're also basically dedicating some time later to poo poo it out. all in all, too much time for an expensive hobby imo |
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Aug 5, 2020 17:30
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imagine sitting in a diner in the early break of morning and having a nice cup of coffee and some maple syrup toast
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Aug 5, 2020 17:48
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I've been eating honey granola and blueberries in a bowl of milk every day for breakfast with cruddy Nespresso instant coffee and a piggy for a few months now and it gets my booty bouncing. Breakfast rules and truly is the most important meal of the day. edit: ciggy, not piggy lol |
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Aug 5, 2020 18:11
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bagel with jalapeno cream cheese and a coffee 
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Aug 5, 2020 20:02
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nut posted:bagel with jalapeno cream cheese and a coffee Yes. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. Brb walking to the store. YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
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Aug 5, 2020 20:10
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i love a lox bagel when i got the budget for it. oh, and scrambled eggs with goat cheese spread on toast 
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Aug 5, 2020 20:12
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a granola bar. I haven't had a proper breakfast in years 
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Aug 5, 2020 20:19
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Everything bagel with jalapeno creamy cream cheese. I got in.  Fun fact: breakfast comes from the phrase "break fast" as you "fast" while you sleep  
Thunder Moose fucked around with this message at 20:45 on Aug 5, 2020
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Aug 5, 2020 20:43
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2 eggs scrambled in garlic, salt and pepper with two slices american cheese, 2 slices of honey ham cooked in the frying pan and then everything put into a flour tortilla but i rarely eat anything for breakfast besides a cup of coffee and maybe an apple |
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Aug 5, 2020 21:34
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since eggs are a reproductive secretion and not actually food (controversial i know), the perfect breakfast would be 2 biscuits w/snausage gravy, cheesy hash, a side of bacon and a tall cold Simply Orange
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Aug 5, 2020 21:53
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Thunder Moose posted:What did you have for breakfast you yobber, you? added to cart
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Aug 5, 2020 21:56
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this morning i had a bowl of weed, as is the style at the time i made a coffee, with agave and some Actual Milk but i am not prone to do this i am a weirdo with tastes and food, especially in the morning hours, i ate a piece of gluten free toast with mozzarella on it and dipped it in Ragu i know, wtf right??!!? but it's hard seltzer time now, and gently caress me if breakfast for DINNER isn't my favorite thing back in the day this was my jam: 2AM Waffle House - Bacon egg&cheese sandwich w/ mayo and pickle - Hash browns smothered, covered and topped (without chili its a loving sin) god drat yobs now i am thinking about breakfast itt
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Aug 5, 2020 22:01
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my favorite breakfast is pork chili verde chilaquiles. fried tortilla strips or chips simmered in a green chile sauce, with cotija cheese and an over easy egg on top. it is the best breakfast. |
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Aug 5, 2020 22:09
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 2 kinds of Doritos dang
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Prof. Crocodile posted:this is a very un-byob answer, but I do not eat breakfast b/c intermittent fasting, so I guess just fancy coffee Pls tell me about intermittent fasting cos I googled it and there's too many kinds To answer the question, I eat Vegemite toast (croikey!) and a cup of coffee |
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Aug 5, 2020 22:12
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i'm going to spend the rest of my life wondering what vegemite is like. i thought it was a bug/grass type pokemon for years
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Aug 5, 2020 22:15
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Thunder Moose posted:Everything bagel with jalapeno creamy cream cheese. I got in. my dude
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Aug 5, 2020 22:19
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Pahilla the Hun posted:added to cart I have 2 of the large versions. Worth every penny. When one runs out, I drink the other and refill the empty one.
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Aug 5, 2020 22:19
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prepuce repurposed posted:i'm going to spend the rest of my life wondering what vegemite is like. i thought it was a bug/grass type pokemon for years wonder no more friend |
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Aug 5, 2020 22:21
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canyoneer posted:my favorite breakfast is pork chili verde chilaquiles. Kind yobber - please teach me the recipe for this.
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Aug 5, 2020 22:21
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It does look obscenely good doesn't it |
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Aug 5, 2020 22:24
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yeah I've seen the jar before but what is it like |
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Aug 5, 2020 22:28
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Thunder Moose posted:Kind yobber - please teach me the recipe for this. make this first, for dinner. the recipe says and i agree that it's a remarkable effort to results ratio for how good it is compared to how easy it is. https://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2017/03/easy-pressure-cooker-pork-chile-verde-recipe.html the next morning, reheat the leftovers and pour over the top of tortilla chips. think of it like nachos, enchilada style. add whatever else you like on top: salsa, pico de gallo, cotija cheese, sour cream, onions, soft fried egg. |
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Aug 5, 2020 22:28
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prepuce repurposed posted:yeah I've seen the jar before but what is it like I'm not sure where you are, but if you can buy it why wouldn't you? It's honestly so so good. Try it on toast with a friend egg on top! |
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Aug 5, 2020 22:30
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It's salty, you need butter with it. Thick cut toast. |
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Aug 5, 2020 22:30
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i guess i assumed it's strictly an aussie vittle. i'm stateside
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Aug 5, 2020 22:31
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prepuce repurposed posted:i guess i assumed it's strictly an aussie vittle. i'm stateside Eat it and post a trip report |
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Aug 5, 2020 22:31
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i'm gonna do it
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Aug 5, 2020 22:47
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 3 or 4 is the correct amount, many a noob has been caught out by applying too much Vegemite! |
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Aug 5, 2020 22:54
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Maybe even 2 for Americans and those with a delicate constitution |
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Aug 5, 2020 22:56
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An alarm blares from what feels like miles away. Moments later you are awake in your bed. Sweating, half erect from sexual dreams that will be forgotten before you can remember them. Into the shower you go, society demands that you are presentable when in the company of others. You continue to shower even though you have not shared office space with other human beings for months. After you shower you throw on the first clothes you find in your dresser. You may not have stopped habitually showering, but as long as the stains on your clothes are from the waste down, it doesn't matter. "Breakfast is ready, honey!" you hear from the kitchen. The sun is shining outside at this point, and as you enter the kitchen you see that your dutiful wife has prepared a breakfast of Sausage and scrambled eggs, with a side of fruit and a slice of buttered toast. Life is hard these days, but moments like this make it infinitely better. An alarm blares in your ear, you wake up. You pull on yesterdays sweat pants and lumber into the kitchen of your basement apartment. All you can find in your bare cupboards is the 5lb bag of pretzels you bought a year ago, the only milk you have is 2 weeks past its best by date. A bowl of pretzels and water as a meal again. How much longer can you go on like this?
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Aug 5, 2020 23:04
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Aug 5, 2020 23:06
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canyoneer posted:my favorite breakfast is pork chili verde chilaquiles.  now that’s what I call breakfasting! |
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Aug 5, 2020 23:25
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canyoneer posted:my favorite breakfast is pork chili verde chilaquiles. Wow, I haven't had Chilaquiles or Huevos Rancheros for at least 4 months. Looks like I've got a mission. If you made the dish in your pic at home you are a chef.
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Aug 5, 2020 23:41
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i didn't eat breakfast regularly for like 15 years and then I realized for Various Health Reasons I really needed to. but I am lazy and usually not to interested in actual food in the morning, so I drink a nutritional shake, not soylent but vaguely like it. it's boring but it gets the job done. on weekends I'll sometimes make breakfast sandwiches: folded scrambled egg, toasted buttered bun (I like a martins potato roll but an English muffin or something is also great), a slice of American cheese melted on top, and if I have some I'll make a couple strips of bacon or sausage links for mine
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Aug 5, 2020 23:43
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I blackened a swordfish steak I felt extremely lazy today. |
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Chewbecca posted:Pls tell me about intermittent fasting cos I googled it and there's too many kinds I will try to be concise as not to derail, although there is technically breakfast in hurr the general idea is that shouldn’t consume calories all day every day. there are many ways to fast, but I do the easiest way, which is to eat only during an 8 hour window (noon to 8 pm) each day. there are three alleged benefits: 1) it takes effort to digest food, so you need to give your digestive system a break—just like any other part of your body; 2) it’s hard to overreat if you’re only eating during a small window; 3) some naturalistic fallacy stuff about how this is how the human body evolved to eat. idk about any of that stuff, but it is a very easy program to follow and you don’t have to give up booze or sugar or anything—although everybody should prolly do that anyway. the first 3 days were horrible, but within a week it became effortless, and in one month I went from ~30% body fat to ~15%. that was 18 months ago I’m still doing it, although I cheat once a week with late night drinking or a eggs Benedict at sunrise or w/e. cheating is no big deal with IF actually btw black coffee/water/unsweetened tea have no calories so you can consume them whenever. |
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