PYF Things That Look NWS But Aren't - "thrilled to present anus whisper"

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The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

# ? Aug 3, 2020 16:17

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 05:46

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

# ? Aug 3, 2020 23:37

Knee: Jul 19, 2006; I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

https://i.imgur.com/d69atHD.mp4

# ? Aug 4, 2020 01:17

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/06j7BbT.mp4

My GF been reading cosmo again

# ? Aug 4, 2020 02:36

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

Milo and POTUS posted:

My GF been reading cosmo again

# ? Aug 4, 2020 08:32

Pentaro: May 5, 2013

# ? Aug 4, 2020 20:27

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

# ? Aug 4, 2020 22:48

MrUnderbridge: Jun 25, 2011

Cartoon Man posted:

Braggart.

# ? Aug 5, 2020 01:42

ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

Pentaro posted:

Cartoon Man posted:

# ? Aug 5, 2020 02:25

Cartoon Man: Jan 31, 2004

Probably intentional, but still lol.

# ? Aug 5, 2020 11:12

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

# ? Aug 5, 2020 19:02

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

Milo and POTUS posted:

lmbo

# ? Aug 5, 2020 21:10

biosterous: Feb 23, 2013

idgi

# ? Aug 5, 2020 21:15

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

biosterous posted:

idgi

chandelier dong

# ? Aug 5, 2020 21:35

rodbeard: Jul 21, 2005

I still don't get it

# ? Aug 5, 2020 22:36

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

It's a giant dick shaped chandelier

# ? Aug 6, 2020 00:07

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Milo and POTUS posted:

It's a giant dick shaped chandelier

It's better than a chandelier-shaped dick.

# ? Aug 6, 2020 00:20

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Look the joke is that Chandelier is very well hung

# ? Aug 6, 2020 00:23

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Paladinus posted:

It's better than a chandelier-shaped dick.

Mine's lit

# ? Aug 6, 2020 04:03

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Paladinus posted:

It's better than a chandelier-shaped dick.

Is it, though?

# ? Aug 6, 2020 04:07

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

Mine looks like Dale Chihuly blew it

# ? Aug 6, 2020 04:18

WITCHCRAFT: Aug 28, 2007; Berries That Burn

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/06j7BbT.mp4

ｐｉｓｓ
ｗｏｒｌｄ
ｏｒｂ

# ? Aug 6, 2020 06:30

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
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WITCHCRAFT posted:

ｐｉｓｓ
ｗｏｒｌｄ
ｏｒｂ

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# ? Aug 6, 2020 10:08

Cable Guy: Jul 18, 2005; I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...; Slippery Tilde

Paladinus posted:

It's better than a chandelier-shaped dick.

_______ \/

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# ? Aug 6, 2020 11:28

Jedit: Dec 10, 2011; Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Cartoon Man posted:

Probably intentional, but still lol.

Is that reproduction furnishings?

# ? Aug 6, 2020 15:47

evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

Carthag Tuek posted:

chandelier dong

MRS chanandelier dong

# ? Aug 6, 2020 19:11

DandyLion: Jun 24, 2010; disrespectul Deciever

The Ape of Naples posted:

I was going to make a joke about how I think this is fake but now I can't stop look at the feet of the couch.

I take it you didn't see the video of her putting it together...

# ? Aug 6, 2020 23:45

RoyKeen: Jul 24, 2007; Grimey Drawer

DandyLion posted:

I take it you didn't see the video of her putting it together...

You can take that correctly. Nor do I want to.
E: Also, PM me I have a random, unrelated question.

# ? Aug 7, 2020 02:16

Melaneus: Aug 24, 2007; Here to make your dreams and nightmares come true.

Some literal home-grown content for this thread.

Probably only for certain tastes...

I did eat dat butt

# ? Aug 9, 2020 02:44

Chuds McGreedy: Aug 26, 2007; Jumanji

# ? Aug 9, 2020 18:21

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Chuds McGreedy posted:

# ? Aug 9, 2020 18:49

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

# ? Aug 10, 2020 16:15

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Captain Hygiene posted:

Should I make a "he'll come again" joke? I feel like it's too on the nose.

# ? Aug 10, 2020 17:00

Karia: Mar 27, 2013; Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)

Solice Kirsk posted:

Should I make a "he'll come again" joke? I feel like it's too on the nose.

Christ is risen.

# ? Aug 10, 2020 17:11

Jedit: Dec 10, 2011; Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Chuds McGreedy posted:

Is it bigger than a baby's arm?

# ? Aug 10, 2020 17:24

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Solice Kirsk posted:

Should I make a "he'll come again" joke? I feel like it's too on the nose.

Only if she has a sense of humour and good aim

# ? Aug 10, 2020 17:44

RoyKeen: Jul 24, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Solice Kirsk posted:

Should I make a "he'll come again" joke? I feel like it's too on the nose.

More like too on the knee.

# ? Aug 10, 2020 18:34

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

So either that's his dick or jesus has an extra pair of legs.

# ? Aug 10, 2020 18:39

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

# ? Aug 10, 2020 18:43

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# ? Aug 10, 2020 19:14

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