Sentences that cannot be made any dorkier

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deep dish peat moss

We're a family of DJs

# ? Aug 6, 2020 06:34

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 16:26

Thunder Moose: S.J.C.

According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is...Love?! Who's been screwing with this thing?

# ? Aug 6, 2020 06:35

Ass-penny

I make my save and take half damage.

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# ? Aug 6, 2020 10:05

Trying

i save myself so many sock-shopping headaches by doing the proper prep work

# ? Aug 6, 2020 10:35

Musluk

"nyeheheheheh*snort*"

Musluk fucked around with this message at 11:26 on Aug 6, 2020

Vanisheerrrrrr!!!

# ? Aug 6, 2020 10:53

Jaguars!

"Sorry, my brother's playing chess with his friend over the phone"

(This is true)

# ? Aug 6, 2020 11:40

nut

The dick was huge, bigger than any dick you could imagine, actually take a second to imagine the biggest dick you can, ok now know it was so much bigger, did i mention the veins yet?

# ? Aug 6, 2020 11:43

frump truck: hello... again!

nut posted:

The dick was huge, bigger than any dick you could imagine, actually take a second to imagine the biggest dick you can, ok now know it was so much bigger, did i mention the veins yet?

The dick was huge, bigger than any dick you could imagine, actually take a second to imagine the biggest dick you can, ok now know it was so much bigger, did i mention that Seinfeld is actually a show about everything?

# ? Aug 6, 2020 14:22

google THIS

And that's why straight white men are actually the most oppressed demographic.

# ? Aug 6, 2020 15:42

vanisher

The infection returned and we had to do another round of antibiotics. If we had noticed any later you would be dead right now.

"WHAT A DORK"

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# ? Aug 6, 2020 23:32

vanisher

I was able to get the alignment fixed while I was under there doing the brakes. Listen its alright, no charge since we're neighbors.

"SHUT UP YOU GIANT CAR NERD"

# ? Aug 6, 2020 23:33

Trying

you're looking at a retired hall-monitor with over a hundred collars to their name

# ? Aug 6, 2020 23:55

redm

oops my anarchy symbol

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# ? Aug 7, 2020 01:09

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

vanisher posted:

I was able to get the alignment fixed while I was under there doing the brakes. Listen its alright, no charge since we're neighbors.

"SHUT UP YOU GIANT CAR NERD"

# ? Aug 7, 2020 01:20

FutonForensic

you are correct, this is a perfect-grade 1/1 scale Hatsune Miku figure, though in my opinion she's perfect no matter the quality of her plastic

# ? Aug 7, 2020 01:48

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

"I don't care what house the Sorting Hat put him in, Gandalf would kick Harry Potter's rear end- now shut the hell up!!!"

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# ? Aug 7, 2020 02:24

Khanstant

Depends on which Harry you mean, JK canon, maybe, but Harry Potter-Evans-Verres from the Methods of Rationality book canon would just silently transfigure Gandalf's into like nano carbon tubes that would slice his head off before he could say "expelliarmus"

# ? Aug 7, 2020 03:56

Finger Prince

God, the execution on that lay-up. Beautiful.

# ? Aug 7, 2020 04:39

alexandriao

wow i real am glad i have my glasses-HEY. NO. NOT MY GLASSES. *CRUNCH*

# ? Aug 7, 2020 04:43

Diqnol

Fountain pens are the foundation of refinement in both writing and character.

# ? Aug 7, 2020 05:27

google THIS

(raps gavel) In payment for your crimes, you are hereby ordered to start collecting stamps.

# ? Aug 7, 2020 14:44

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

That�s not even a sentence, it�s just a dependent clause!

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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Aug 7, 2020 15:02

Prof. Crocodile

while i obviously agree that kit fisto would never use a yellow lightsaber, your logic is a little misguided, and I think i owe it to everyone at this christian muppet babies cosplay retreat to set you straight

# ? Aug 7, 2020 16:24

Pissed Ape Sexist

I think Katniss Everdeen would appreciate my bugout bag's JoJo manga pocket

# ? Aug 8, 2020 01:40

frump truck: hello... again!

i'm dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork dork

# ? Aug 8, 2020 02:28

alexandriao

sata andagi posted:

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you missed one

# ? Aug 8, 2020 03:02

Musluk

'Are those orbiting cats in your sig tidally locked? What's the roche limit on an orbiting cat?'

Vanisheerrrrrr!!!

# ? Aug 8, 2020 03:39

deep dish peat moss

Yeah, it's a Litcore electronica project... you could say I put the "oontz" in "Koontz" :smug:

# ? Aug 8, 2020 04:21

Android Blues

Khanstant posted:

Depends on which Harry you mean, JK canon, maybe, but Harry Potter-Evans-Verres from the Methods of Rationality book canon would just silently transfigure Gandalf's into like nano carbon tubes that would slice his head off before he could say "expelliarmus"

you did it, this one wins and i find it *snorts* very difficult to believe that any further entry could attain a greater DQ ("dorkiness quotient")

# ? Aug 8, 2020 08:24

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 16:26

Android Blues

Prof. Crocodile posted:

while i obviously agree that kit fisto would never use a yellow lightsaber, your logic is a little misguided, and I think i owe it to everyone at this christian muppet babies cosplay retreat to set you straight

# ? Aug 8, 2020 08:25

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