- Prof. Crocodile
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*cover tbd but prolly will involve a snail in chainmail bikini and like a super cool dragon or something*
preface: notable changes from last edition:
- bo-pepper character class no longer available
- updated movement rules for Your Mom type watercraft (p. 69)
- new faction: trashed crew (p. 420)
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- Prof. Crocodile
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Forward-
"The sweet feet, neat Pete, bouncy bungus zone. This is where all kinds of stuff happens, posts, quoting posts, editing posts, replying to posts, getting your posts replied to. There is no greater variety than this, dog, fam, homie, friend, pal, dude, etc. You've reached the peak buddy, this is the zone, the one and only zone, the greatest zone. When Kanye said don't let me into my zone, friend, this is the zone he spoke of. The forbidden realm, where within its forbidenness the only thing forbid is forbidding posters from having a good time, posting, getting posted at, quoting posts. You won't believe what you've come across. We've got backgrounds that aren't grey, we got dudes with sigs longer than a post about Bayonetta's ladyfeet in Games, we got avatars of guys freaking spinning legs, avatars with freaking hands and eyeballs and avatars with freaking snowglobes that got a little house in em. You've found the gift that is too precious for even Santa to give out. You've found the one egg so chocolatey and delicious that even the Easter Bunny won't willingly poop it on your lawn. When Jesus said this bread is my body and this wine is my blood, he left out that this zone is his soul bro, and even Jesus wouldn't give it away.
You ask what you found bro? Bro you found it, you found what the whole world craves, you found the place where you can just hang out and post also it's getting deleted tomorrow."
Lil Swamp Booger Baby,
Lake Geneva, WI
1972
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Aug 6, 2020 03:37
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- Evil Bob
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've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
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This is the best BYOB rulebook update since Edition 42.0. Looking forward to having fun posting with the many enhancements provided as part of this update.
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Aug 6, 2020 03:47
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- The_Rob
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Blah blah blah blah!!
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it will have a chapter dedicated to how I’m cool and handsome.
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Aug 6, 2020 03:59
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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DSTR is now a playable character.
Holding the Dippy artifact no longer grants automatic success on all saving throws.
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Aug 6, 2020 04:06
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- The Voice of Labor
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waiting for the weed plain compendium and monster manual where it's just all different types of nugs and how to smoke them
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Aug 6, 2020 05:52
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- nut
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ButttheShitManFart quest is still available as is. *tears stain the page beside this entry*
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Aug 6, 2020 11:47
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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lmao
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Aug 6, 2020 13:10
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- Prof. Crocodile
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:laughter:
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Aug 6, 2020 13:47
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- Prof. Crocodile
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ButttheShitManFart quest is still available as is. *tears stain the page beside this entry*
:tears:
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Aug 6, 2020 13:48
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- Chewbecca
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Just chillin' : )
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Voted 5
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Aug 6, 2020 13:51
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- Prof. Crocodile
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finally I have enough xp to finish my light gary/ dark gary dual class...
*kangaroo jack steals character sheet leaving me to fume impotently at his antics, throwing my hat in the dirt and stomping angrily*
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Aug 6, 2020 15:30
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- Evil Bob
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've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
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Aug 6, 2020 16:14
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- magic cactus
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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chill touch (weed) has been added to the dankomancer spell list
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Aug 6, 2020 18:03
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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Purify bong water now affects a larger volume of water.
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Aug 6, 2020 18:05
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- Slumpy
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rolling to chill is customary and largely symbolic, being chill is a state of mind and one that comes easily in byob. rolling a 20 on a chill roll however is usually deemed 'sick' out loud.
slumpy
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Aug 6, 2020 18:22
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- Prof. Crocodile
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How many bulldozers and tractors have been added to the weapons section?
SWR THIS WAS YOUR ASSIGNMENT WE WENT THROUGH THIS IN THE PLANNING CALL!!!
e: sorry that was v. unchill but I was up all night assigning alignments and THACO scores to like 1,000 types of garden buddies, and I am pretty fried right now
Prof. Crocodile fucked around with this message at 21:55 on Aug 6, 2020
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Aug 6, 2020 21:50
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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SWR THIS WAS YOUR ASSIGNMENT WE WENT THROUGH THIS IN THE PLANNING CALL!!!
e: sorry that was v. unchill but I was up all night assigning alignments and THACO scores to like 1,000 types of garden buddies, and I am pretty fried right now
Wait, THAC0?
I thought you meant tacos, so I wrote 'yes please' under every entry.
Fuuuuck.
lol
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Aug 6, 2020 23:30
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- Prof. Crocodile
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Wait, THAC0?
I thought you meant tacos, so I wrote 'yes please' under every entry.
Fuuuuck.
really “tacos?” should be a byob stat anyway so no harm done
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Aug 7, 2020 00:48
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- Khanstant
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i know a great thac0 truck posted up behind this bar in town, their thac0s al pastor are tops!
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Aug 7, 2020 01:44
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- idiotsavant
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I'll roll perception to try and find out just how sexual this snail with human titties is.
extremely sexual
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Aug 7, 2020 02:32
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- idiotsavant
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rhonda the snail creature loves to gently caress
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Aug 7, 2020 02:32
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- City of Glompton
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ButttheShitManFart quest is still available as is. *tears stain the page beside this entry*
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