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The_Rob: Blah blah blah blah!!

mines a freakin bazooka. think twice before messin with me

# ? Aug 6, 2020 20:01

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Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

i have a blessed urumi that i wear aroiund my waste and when I want to, it turns into a chakram and I can throw it

# ? Aug 6, 2020 20:11

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

also............ what the hell man, a bazooka? are you sure you can have that as a weapon?

# ? Aug 6, 2020 20:11

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

guys can he have a bazooka??

# ? Aug 6, 2020 20:12

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

It's a metal sphere that emits a light that makes u temporarily freeze up, and it looks really cool

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Aug 6, 2020 20:14

The_Rob: Blah blah blah blah!!

Plant MONSTER. posted:

guys can he have a bazooka??

what are you gonna try and take it from me? >=)

# ? Aug 6, 2020 20:15

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

The_Rob posted:

what are you gonna try and take it from me? >=)

*steals ur bazooka*

*tosses it back n forth to someone else with the_rob in the middle, not able to retrieve his bazooka as we bully and "keep away" his weapon of choice*

# ? Aug 6, 2020 20:19

Twenty Four

*glances down* uhh, my fists?

I could go "peruse the arsenal" but I think I have it covered right there.

# ? Aug 6, 2020 20:21

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

*tosses the bazooka on the other side of the fence, where it lands in Mr. Jenkinson's yard. There's a rumor 'round these parts that Mr. Jenkinson dines solely on pets*

# ? Aug 6, 2020 20:21

The_Rob: Blah blah blah blah!!

Plant MONSTER. posted:

*tosses the bazooka on the other side of the fence, where it lands in Mr. Jenkinson's yard. There's a rumor 'round these parts that Mr. Jenkinson dines solely on pets*

thanks bro now my moms gotta get me a new Bazooka. way to go dingus.

# ? Aug 6, 2020 20:23

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

a katar in each hand and before u ask yes I move just like Voldo when angered

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# ? Aug 6, 2020 20:25

The_Rob: Blah blah blah blah!!

prepuce repurposed posted:

a katar in each hand and before u ask yes I move just like Voldo when angered

that was my next question

# ? Aug 6, 2020 20:26

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

crowbar

melee or bust

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Aug 6, 2020 20:28

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

also i pronounce it "MAY-LAY" is that right or

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Aug 6, 2020 20:29

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

blaise rascal posted:

It's a metal sphere that emits a light that makes u temporarily freeze up, and it looks really cool

expanding on this idea... while u are paralyzed, I deliver a monologue about how easy it was to defeat u

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Aug 6, 2020 20:30

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

i liek daggers!

DUal dagger wieldin here!

Double back staB!!!

# ? Aug 6, 2020 20:35

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

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Evil Bob posted:

i liek daggers!

DUal dagger wieldin here!

Double back staB!!!

ok i change my answer: dual crowbars

wwait wait two crowbars, chained together like nunchucks, one in each hand but my hands are also weapons so watch out!

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Aug 6, 2020 20:38

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

Pahilla the Hun posted:

ok i change my answer: dual crowbars

wwait wait two crowbars, chained together like nunchucks, one in each hand but my hands are also weapons so watch out!

Dual daggers seems kinda lame now...

# ? Aug 6, 2020 20:47

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

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Evil Bob posted:

Dual daggers seems kinda lame now...

FIGHT!

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Aug 6, 2020 20:48

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

Crowbars have slower attack speed due to their weight! You are no match for my lightning quick moves!!

# ? Aug 6, 2020 20:49

The_Rob: Blah blah blah blah!!

no one has topped my bazooka.

BLAMMMMOoOoOoOo!!!!!!

# ? Aug 6, 2020 20:52

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

my urumi is like ivys whip and it can turn into a sword. :/

# ? Aug 6, 2020 20:58

Musluk

Vanisheerrrrrr!!!

# ? Aug 6, 2020 21:00

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope, and nice red uniforms - Oh drat!

**sits down in the Comfy Chair**

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# ? Aug 6, 2020 21:02

Khanstant

the sound of my voice

# ? Aug 6, 2020 21:07

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Khanstant posted:

the sound of my voice

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# ? Aug 6, 2020 21:15

nut

cam down the rob who did think u are freaking fatboy slim

# ? Aug 6, 2020 21:17

nut

that being said, I select the elegant candlestick and curtsey

# ? Aug 6, 2020 21:17

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post

thinly veiled insults

*sips wine and spills some on blouse*

shut up, aunt Carol you dummy

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Aug 6, 2020 22:01

Thunder Moose: S.J.C.

My "BYOB" weapon? A very comfy pillow with linen case. Why fight when you can rest right?

My weapon weapon? A Remington 870 with #4 frangible shot :evilbuddy:

# ? Aug 6, 2020 22:19

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

ooooh i got frost daggers now hahah ur gonna be slowed

# ? Aug 6, 2020 22:31

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Evil Bob posted:

ooooh i got frost daggers now hahah ur gonna be slowed

owned

# ? Aug 6, 2020 22:46

STING 64

my weapon of choice is fire.

# ? Aug 6, 2020 22:58

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

i have a lot of different weapons now actually.

I have a lute that can fire sonic/aural energy shots when played

# ? Aug 6, 2020 22:59

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

JOHN CENA posted:

my weapon of choice is fire.

I'm gonna counter your fire with a big hose! :evilbuddy:

# ? Aug 6, 2020 23:15

LastGoodBoy: Keep your mind be open window everyday

Two gold PP7s

# ? Aug 6, 2020 23:17

Pissed Ape Sexist

The_Rob posted:

no one has topped my bazooka.

BLAMMMMOoOoOoOo!!!!!!

My brain because I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my huge dick and pendulous balls

# ? Aug 6, 2020 23:28

The_Rob: Blah blah blah blah!!

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

My brain because I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my huge dick and pendulous balls

I�m holding a magnifying glass up to your crotch and still not seeing anything. I dunno

v

# ? Aug 6, 2020 23:30

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

I change my mind, my weapon of choice is this: smilie :rowdytrout:

# ? Aug 6, 2020 23:35

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

A pen. Slightly mightier than a sword, nowhere near as mighty as a gun.

# ? Aug 6, 2020 23:39

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