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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

You're a portly fellow, a bit long in the waistband. So what's your pleasure? Is it the salty snacks you crave? No no no no no, yours is a sweet tooth.

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MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

Alhazred posted:

Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!

Oh you think you're better than me, huh?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Rageaholic posted:

You're a portly fellow, a bit long in the waistband. So what's your pleasure? Is it the salty snacks you crave? No no no no no, yours is a sweet tooth.

Penthouse Forum, newspaper, gum, Clark Bar.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

MightyJoe36 posted:

Oh you think you're better than me, huh?

I just want to make it clear that I don't think I'm better than anyone

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

potee posted:

Penthouse Forum, newspaper, gum, Clark Bar.

They’re all Twix! It was a setup!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Coffee And Pie posted:

They’re all Twix! It was a setup!

Free candy!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Coffee And Pie posted:

They’re all Twix! It was a setup!

O'Henry? That's one of our top-selling candy bars. It's got chocolate, peanuts, nougat, it's delicious, scrumptious, outstanding!

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

The Rogue's Wallet.
That's where he kept his card, his dirty little secret.
Short, devious, balding; His name was Costanza.

He killed my mother.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

TMMadman posted:

O'Henry? That's one of our top-selling candy bars. It's got chocolate, peanuts, nougat, it's delicious, scrumptious, outstanding!

You better believe it. Potee's cashing in on your wretched disfigurement! :D

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

Coffee And Pie posted:

They’re all Twix! It was a setup!

Only I hold the answer key to their true candy identities.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Low Desert Punk posted:

Only I hold the answer key to their true candy identities.

It took you two hours?

Doubtful Guest
Jun 23, 2008

Meanwhile, Conradin made himself another piece of toazzzzzzt.

TMMadman posted:

It took you two hours?

I was handcuffed to the bed in my underwear for some time.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
Yeah, that's right.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Gyshall is screwing me on this car, which is yellow now!?

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Rageaholic posted:

You're a portly fellow, a bit long in the waistband. So what's your pleasure? Is it the salty snacks you crave? No no no no no, yours is a sweet tooth.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

Gyshall is screwing me on this car, which is yellow now!?

He's beboppin' and scattin' and I'm losin' it!

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




TMMadman posted:

He's beboppin' and scattin' and I'm losin' it!

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

It was more like a full bodied dry heave set to music.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Chili posted:

It was more like a full bodied dry heave set to music.
YO YO MA

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

I got bad news for ya, buddy. Devola says you're next.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

JethroMcB posted:

I got bad news for ya, buddy. Devola says you're next.

Are - are you dense? I said I wanted you to drop dead. Now.. drop dead!

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

TMMadman posted:

Are - are you dense? I said I wanted you to drop dead. Now.. drop dead!

What, you want my kidney?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Low Desert Punk posted:

What, you want my kidney?

Now they've got a chart on me! :ohdear:

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

potee posted:

Now they've got a chart on me! :ohdear:

Demeanor??

TVGM
Mar 17, 2005

"It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"

Yam Slacker

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
Bosco!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Short, devious, balding. His name was Costanza. He killed my mother.

Thom and the Heads
Oct 27, 2010

Farscape is actually pretty cool.
By Mennen

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

I'm a fancy boy.

Pulchritudinous
May 19, 2005
It means "to reduce by one-tenth."



potee posted:

I'm a fancy boy.

No,butthedifferenceisneglible

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


potee posted:

I'm a fancy boy.

Want me, love me! Shower me with kisses!

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Sash! posted:

Want me, love me! Shower me with kisses!

It's not a purse!

IT'S EUROPEAN!

White Light
Dec 19, 2012

I'M NOT A PIMP! :cry:

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

Parrotine posted:

I'M NOT A PIMP! :cry:

:siren: Looking for a good time, Sir? :siren:

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Low Desert Punk posted:

:siren: Looking for a good time, Sir? :siren:

Let's keep this sophisticated.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

SirPablo posted:

Let's keep this sophisticated.

You know, I don't think I want to be your girlfriend or your maid.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

You know, I don't think I want to be your girlfriend or your maid.

SO IS THIS A BREAKUP/QUITTING!?

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

Chili posted:

It was more like a full bodied dry heave set to music.

Sweet Fancy Moses!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

You know, I don't think I want to be your girlfriend or your maid.

I don't know what to believe! You're eating onions, you're spotting dimes, I don't know what the hell is going on!

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White Light
Dec 19, 2012

That's a drat good beer huh? YE-HA! :cheers:

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