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Dip Viscous


i shid my pants until i smell bad while yelling BAZOOKA

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Pahilla the Hun

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LastGoodBoy posted:

Two gold PP7s

in the Temple


pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

Musluk



I have acquired a better weapon than Christopher Walken. He was too hard to carry around without a buddy.

Behold, the badly drawn gun:



Vanisheerrrrrr!!!

Diqnol

I carry around a phone with the Gaming Garbage videos downloaded to ward off predators

Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
Now when I throw my daggers at you they turn into 3 separate daggers in mid air and reappear in my hand when they strike any surface (which will be you because i never miss!!)



Thunder Moose

S.J.C.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

A pen. Slightly mightier than a sword, nowhere near as mighty as a gun.

What if we... :science: COMBINED THEM?

https://www.guns.com/news/2012/10/30/stinger-pen-gun

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Evil Bob posted:

Now when I throw my daggers at you they turn into 3 separate daggers in mid air and reappear in my hand when they strike any surface (which will be you because i never miss!!)

I switched to magnets

Pissed Ape Sexist

The_Rob posted:

I’m holding a magnifying glass up to your crotch and still not seeing anything. I dunno

v :) v

I also have a laser that reverses dick magnifying glasses because of my nemesis. You may have heard of him. Sherlock 'John' Holmes?!?

Pissed Ape Sexist

Also the laser watch from Goldeneye

SavageMessiah

Emotionally drained and spookified

my weiner!! XD

blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

Musluk posted:

I have acquired a better weapon than Christopher Walken. He was too hard to carry around without a buddy.

Behold, the badly drawn gun:


:discourse:

ASAPRockySituation posted:

I carry around a phone with the Gaming Garbage videos downloaded to ward off predators
:stonk:


ty vanisher, ty khanstant

Pahilla the Hun

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SavageMessiah posted:

my weiner!! XD

like its a bazooka but


a DOUBLE bazooka.


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LastGoodBoy

Keep your mind be open window everyday
A diet Pepsi can I peed in and splash at would-be attackers.

High on the hog, 90's style.

Thunder Moose

S.J.C.

LastGoodBoy posted:

A diet Pepsi can I peed in and splash at would-be attackers.

JARATE!!!

BleedingPhoenix

The Flames of Disaster are closer than you may think.
My weapon of choice is the M6G Magnum. I win.

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.



Holy crudbutt!

Stoner Sloth


wait, how did you know what my weapon of choice was... haven't you been spying on me?







sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

The Klowner

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
the power of friendship can vanquish any foe

alexandriao


my weapon of choice is my eyes.

i throw them.at yoy, grossing yuo out and giving me the advantage in hand to hand combat, as i can see you now from multiple directions, predicting your ever-

hey no dont step on them!!!! thats not allowed!!! heyyyy!!!!

Thunder Moose

S.J.C.

BleedingPhoenix posted:

My weapon of choice is the M6G Magnum. I win.



Did anyone else find it... odd - that the sidearm in Halo was easily and unarguably stronger than the standard issue rifle?

I found it odd.

nut

logic

alexandriao


Thunder Moose posted:

Did anyone else find it... odd - that the sidearm in Halo was easily and unarguably stronger than the standard issue rifle?

I found it odd.

no

i dont

thank u for ur time

Finger Prince


A rapier wit.

BleedingPhoenix

The Flames of Disaster are closer than you may think.

Thunder Moose posted:

Did anyone else find it... odd - that the sidearm in Halo was easily and unarguably stronger than the standard issue rifle?

I found it odd.

It is odd, yet works so well. Best weapon.

Goons Are Gifts

gotta walk with rhythm


Ass-penny

Plant MONSTER. posted:

i have a lot of different weapons now actually.

I have a lute that can fire sonic/aural energy shots when played

Is this your weapon?

I was going to say I prefer to use my words, but I already got beat to that. I guess I throw books at people sometimes?


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

Macnult

seduction

nut

handcuffing myself to the radiator and crying loudly

Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
throwing myself down a flight of stairs at my opponent



Pahilla the Hun

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i fall on my own sword YOUR WEAPONS ARE USELESS AGAINST ME NOW


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Pahilla the Hun

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yes, i pronounce it "swored" how the gently caress do you say it?


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more falafel please

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Pahilla the Hun posted:

yes, i pronounce it "swored" how the gently caress do you say it?




thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!






Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
I'm gonna hug you until you say you're good to go!

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Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

Jaguars!


Stanley 99E

Finger Prince


Weed

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
rear end

Pissed Ape Sexist

Battery powered circular saw, ziptied trigger, thrown very accurately and with GUSTO

Jaguars!


I went to the gun shop and asked for their cheapest gun. It doesn't so much shoot as dribble out melted glue, but the tip is very hot so I'm going to keep using it.

alexandriao


i simply go up to my enemies, offer them a milkshake, a tab of lsd, and chill with them watching the stars

lifes too short man

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alexandriao


alexandriao posted:

i simply go up to my enemies, offer them a milkshake, a tab of lsd, and chill with them watching the stars

lifes too short man

unfortunately i have been stabbed and shot many times by various armies over the years

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