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General Bullshit
Apr 20, 2020


:lol: Joe Jimenez sucks so bad.

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shadok
Dec 12, 2004

You tried to destroy it once before, Commodore.
The result was a wrecked ship and a dead crew.
Fun Shoe

LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:

Jays have had two runners thrown out at third by a mile for the first out of the inning. Might be tied if not for that

They’re playing like they were paid to throw this game.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Dusty lets McCullers slowly be banished to the land of wind and ghosts, pulls Greinke at 80 pitches right after he pitches his way out of a leadoff "triple"

e: Greinke is wearing a mask while sitting with the cutouts

Meanwhile, Josh James still loving sucks

Intruder fucked around with this message at 04:07 on Aug 8, 2020

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

DINGERS BAYBEE

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

The look on Greinke's face screamed "I wish I weren't an Astro"

No run support, pitches brilliantly, pulled early, bullpen gives up the lead as soon as he leaves the game

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
That's a real nice play by Kemp

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


lmao who the gently caress is this gilbaut guy he looks like jim anchower

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I wish Pressly had pitched like this last night

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


the gently caress, ohtani is still hitting??????

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I wouldn't exactly say he's hitting

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Intruder posted:

I wouldn't exactly say he's hitting

i didn't know that you could hit with like half an arm ligament

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Dusty finally calls a bunt in extras

e: AND THEN HE PUTS TORO IN FOR SOME REASON WTF DUSTY

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Intruder posted:

Dusty finally calls a bunt in extras

You can take the Dusty out of the NL but you can't take the NL out of Dusty

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Popete posted:

You can take the Dusty out of the NL but you can't take the NL out of Dusty

Dusty's refusal to bunt in extras arguably cost the Astros a win against the Dodgers

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


in dusty we trusty

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

god toro loving sucks

great call dusty

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Chapman, wow

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


i forgot tommy was on the angels

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
The duel of the bunts

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

99 on the black, wow

Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011

Intruder posted:

I wouldn't exactly say he's hitting

he hit a home run the other day! but yea..

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

That should have been strike 3 :mad:

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


the fake crowd noise in Combination Pizza Hut Taco Bell Park is juiced to hell

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Astros are going to lose after an ice cold fastball that should have been a strike isn't called :toot:

e: Fully expected a Chapman walkoff, great job Paredes

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


what the gently caress, todd frazier is still in the big leagues

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

And just like that Dusty gives up on the bunt

Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011

R.D. Mangles posted:

what the gently caress, todd frazier is still in the big leagues

wait til you see who is up first for the angels next inning

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

The Astros have played nine extra innings this season and have scored two total runs

They have bunted the runner over only once and didn't score that time because Dusty decided to pinch hit with the team's worst hitter because MATCHUPS

e: actually no my bad they've scored three, they scored twice against the Angels

Intruder fucked around with this message at 05:22 on Aug 8, 2020

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Johnny Bravo posted:

wait til you see who is up first for the angels next inning

no matter how washed pujols is, every time i see his bald, sweaty head in the batter's box the hair on the back of my neck stand on end, that man absolutely terrorized me for years

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Paredes is getting squeezed really bad, yeesh

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


the rangers are advertising for the jim ross law group

bah gawd

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

95 to the tricep has to loving suuuuuuck

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


oh that's right tommy is not a fielder

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

God drat what an outing for Paredes

Great loving job

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

fuckin dodgers, man

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


oh poo poo trout just missed that one

Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011
ooh trout barely missed another one, that looked so effortless

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

:lol: the astros are incapable of scoring in extras

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Back up to Kemp, wonder if he bunts again.

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

If Kemp doesn't bunt I'll have to conclude the extra inning rule has broken managers brains

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