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feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ
"Went from Seiko to Rolex"
Nas, "Nas is like"

"Roll Rovers, not Hondas"
Lil Wayne ft. the Hot Boys, "Shine"

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feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ
I like my Honda car and my Seiko watch very much. I think my brand is "rap poverty"

Daikloktos
Jan 1, 2020

by Cyrano4747
Abercrombie
Couldn't Afford The
"Fitch"

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

I pull up in the whip BOOM like a detonator
I need some new tires and a carburetor

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ
I used to think that I really liked songs with onomatopoeia (e.g. "and then I heard boom from the amplifiers"), but then someone reminded me that the stupid "click click boom" song exists

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i got a quarter tank of gas in my new E class

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

boots riley raps about class struggle. it's p cool

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulgMW_6Sp_s&t=590s
j-zone rapping about having a pos car

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evlb8E0ZoNk
the coup also rapping about having pos car

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGjSq4HqP9Y
dead prez doing dead prez poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WY7Si8Jiqk
jon connor talking poo poo about his day job

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

being poor is so gay

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Lowclock
Oct 26, 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fo_2TE6C56Y

420 20
Apr 21, 2020

feelix posted:

I used to think that I really liked songs with onomatopoeia (e.g. "and then I heard boom from the amplifiers"), but then someone reminded me that the stupid "click click boom" song exists

But what about whoomp there it is

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Walking down the street
Smoking nothing
Sipping on nothing and ice

Stressed out

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

SO YOU WANNA BE A RAP B-LIST STAR
A RANCH HOUSE, TWO-CAR?

Inverted Icon
Apr 8, 2020

by Athanatos
I got 5 dollars, to feed my rear end
So I walk to the store, because I got no gas

Inverted Icon
Apr 8, 2020

by Athanatos
'Cause
Your friends just wanna front
And these hoe's just want your bread
And these fed's is on the hunt
And these people'll blow your head - behind BEEF

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Were old

Inverted Icon
Apr 8, 2020

by Athanatos

Inverted Icon posted:

'Cause
Your friends just wanna front
And these hoe's just want your bread
And these fed's is on the hunt
And these people'll blow your head - behind BEEF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siR8FlOMp_E

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
Back then hoes didn't want me, now I'm hot hoes all on me, I said

Befo' I came up in the game these hoes didn't show no love
They see me in the club and used to treat me like a scrub
They wouldn't holla cause my dollars wasn't swoll enough
I bet they change they mind when them 80 4's come rolling up
They see that I'm a star, now they want to sit in my car
Now they want to count my cheese, smoke my weed and sip my bar now
They used to love to me diss me, now they rush to hug and kiss me now
They telling all they friends when I leave how they miss me now

Two, eight, one, three, three oh, eight zero zero fo'

Hit Mike Jones up on the low cause Mike Jones about to blow
Befo' the ice was in my grill, befo' I got my major deal
These hoes wouldn't give a drat if I was heah, geah
Befo' the ice was in my grill, befo' I got my major deal
These hoes wouldn't give a drat if I was heah, geah

Back then hoes didn't want me, now I'm hot hoes all on me

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



you need a job
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZej8P-1MtM

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NACMjwR5DE

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i live like king tutankhamen
eating an egg with my top ramen

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
get a Benz and trash the Nova

well I can tell you which one of those two I've driven

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

420 20 posted:

But what about whoomp there it is

or Whoot There It Is (a completely different but almost identical song)

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

i got gold like a hobbit dragon
cant afford a belt so im still saggin

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Weed sales at an all-time low
Scrubbing toilets to buy tickets to a local show
Lights turned off, hunger giving me the cramps
On the streets giving head for food stamps

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I roll a geo tracker it's the same age as me
My dad made it when he worked at the GM factory
I don't know if that's true you have to ask my folks
And I ain't seen my dad since he left to get smokes

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

I once filmed a rap video and it had scenes like the rapper getting a taxi to the club and the bouncers not letting him in and stuff. Meanwhile in the lyrics he’s talking like he’s mint

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
Nas: used to watch CHIPS, now i load glock clips!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

RASCAL SCOOTERS

Mount up

It was a par-king lot, with plen-ty of room
I was on the spot, about half-past noon
At Wal-mart for the feast so I can get some junk
Just scootin in my ride, chillin all alone.

I just hit the low side of my Dia-Bee
On a mission to find the drat phar-ma-cy
Got a cart fulla squirrels and you know I tweak
All you suckas know what's up. Con-spir-a-cy.

Big Dick Cheney
Mar 30, 2007
I sit alone in my four cornered room starin' at candles
power's out

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
went from sittin in a CELL
to sittin on a JET

went from making GBS threads in a CELL

TO SHITTIN ON A JET

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxJK__baeEg

I used to didn't have poo poo BUT NOT NO MORE

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Danny Brown posted:

Came a long way from extension cords in the window
Borrow neighbor's power just to plug up the Nintendo
Where the ovens never closed and the stoves never off
Every winter so cold niggas sleeping wearing scarf
But I always tell myself that it's gonna get better
You know who you is? You the greatest rapper ever

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Here I was just arrangin’ my shelves
Trump came along, dropped me 12
Now I paid rent, one mo’ month
Till I get bounced, no scratch to buy lunch

Now they said COVID is real
Tinder dried up like Ally McBeal
No sex no drugs no cash for either
I’m ‘bout as clean as Leave it to Beaver

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Interior crocodile alligator
I am a poor rap imitator

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Inverted Icon posted:

I got 5 dollars, to feed my rear end
So I walk to the store, because I got no gas

I dig it

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
hit up a payday loan and said i need some help fellas
now my interest payments would make croesus jealous
bought my house, needed an adjustable mortgage
now i'm eating cat food with whatever i forage

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Merrick, my dogs eat better
Than me, can’t afford butter
I eat they food, share it, ya know
Sticking our faces in the same bowl

Nearly cried, my dog left one
Bite for me, she’s a good ‘un
Trump don’t care, he’s all done
Rich folk winnin’, like they always done

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mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
I'm mom and dad and I'm here to say
I'm poor and I'm homeless and im gay

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