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It's not a pedal device, but as noted, one of my haters? fans? random knowers? aliexpress/amazon review scammers? sent me this in the mail i have no idea how or when i would use it and it seems pretty flimsy, but it's here now    https://i.imgur.com/7OKND4w.mp4 WOAH that setting is too high ok ok OK YOU READY?? https://i.imgur.com/XYxZytS.mp4
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Aug 9, 2020 04:44
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if it was porn i was only gonna masturbate ironically
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Johnny Aztec posted:What is that cat's name? Bazooka
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Editing out a post I made. Pick can handle herself. Somehow I still forget that
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ho g wild
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Aug 9, 2020 04:46
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it was me i sent the gently caress machine i own a gently caress machine factory
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Aug 9, 2020 04:50
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I hope you left a positive review of the Morefeel DongFlailer 3000.
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And Im one of its frontline workers
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Akratic Method posted:I hope you left a positive review of the Morefeel DongFlailer 3000. The scam is actually that they send stuff to a real American address but the contact info is theirs, so they can write a review "from an American" which is seen as more credible. For example, Aliexpress does allow you to filter for "American reviews only" (or any specific country). So for whatever this thing costs, they can make a tailored review that appears to be from a real American customer.
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see that power control how off is right next to the lowest setting. thats how it should be on fans. i dont care about the engineering problems thats what you get paid for now get to work
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Aug 9, 2020 04:53
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nobody runs a fan on the lowest setting its fine the way it is
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How does the cat rate it?
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The Management posted:How does the cat rate it? he rates it Not Food (0/10)
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Felt terrified clicking on this thread title even though I prob knew it was gonna be a pun. Also btw make sure that dildo is body safe it look kinda cheap ngl
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Felt terrified clicking on this thread title even though I prob knew it was gonna be a pun. Also btw make sure that dildo is body safe it look kinda cheap ngl there's no way on earth this is going in my holes. any of them.
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Aug 9, 2020 04:58
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:nobody runs a fan on the lowest setting its fine the way it is
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Aug 9, 2020 04:58
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I bet you could beat eggs with it. like for omelettes probably not your own eggs
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Aug 9, 2020 04:59
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Pick posted:there's no way on earth this is going in my holes. any of them. That dildo look like the kind guaranteed to give you a yeast infection after the third use because your body juices have fermented a kind of proto-Osmosis Jones society within its countless pores.
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Aug 9, 2020 05:00
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speed run this with one of those ads that dare you to not cum in 10 seconds
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Aug 9, 2020 05:08
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Drunk me had a good laugh. Thank you!
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:That dildo look like the kind guaranteed to give you a yeast infection after the third use because your body juices have fermented a kind of proto-Osmosis Jones society within its countless pores. Yes, I searched for 'morefeel sex toy'. I know I'm not the only one.
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Aug 9, 2020 05:09
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That the kind of dildo with a respectable family tree of blue blood bacteriophages sourced from only the finest anuses as it's been passed from Goodwill to Goodwill
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Buy one of those hand-wavey spooky sound instruments...an osciliscope? Zephyr something? Whatever. You know what I mean. And then put the dong in the receptive field area and let it go hog wild and wiggle its way to musical stardom.
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I'm a human being and can't be bought or sold. Please remember that.
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Big Beef City posted:Buy one of those hand-wavey spooky sound instruments...an osciliscope? Zephyr something? Whatever. You know what I mean.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Felt terrified clicking on this thread title even though I prob knew it was gonna be a pun. Also btw make sure that dildo is body safe it look kinda cheap ngl I was the same, thought it was either a historic thread or satire. Not disappointed either way 
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Big Beef City posted:Buy one of those hand-wavey spooky sound instruments...an osciliscope? Zephyr something? Whatever. You know what I mean. A theremin and I think the dildo has to be wet to disturb the magnetic field
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Aug 9, 2020 05:15
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Edgar posted:Drunk me had a good laugh. Thank you! 
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That's the base model cock? Looks prety shoddy tbh. Must be a lot of upsells for the select buyers. e: Oh it has a carrying handle, in case you need to take it on public transit. dudeness fucked around with this message at 05:36 on Aug 9, 2020 |
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Pick, this is asking a lot of you, but I'm gonna need you to duct tape your gun/taser/stun gun to end of this gently caress machine and turn it on full blast.
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Aug 9, 2020 05:40
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Hey, after you get done milking that for the internet, how much to mail it to me? The local BDSM group has been wanting to get their hands on one of these.
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Pick posted:The scam is actually that they send stuff to a real American address but the contact info is theirs, so they can write a review "from an American" which is seen as more credible. Yeah, I have a friend who cheerfully participates in this stuff in exchange for free stuff. (You’re obviously a randomly chosen address, but there’s lists where you can volunteer for this too) I just think that for a lovely present like this gently caress machine, you should do them a solid and hold up your end of the scam. 
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Is that the limited edition one??
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What a duchampian conversation starter Oh yeah, someone sent that to me in the mail. Not sure who.
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dudeness posted:Pick, this is asking a lot of you, but I'm gonna need you to duct tape your gun/taser/stun gun to end of this gently caress machine and turn it on full blast. sorry to disappoint you but the taser just really hangs on this dong and saps it of its vital essence https://i.imgur.com/9TpgLHY.mp4
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Inverted Icon posted:What a duchampian conversation starter just lol if you don't regularly get genital related items in the mail from strangers i am drowning in cock rings over here and my pleas for the sender to reveal themselves fall on deaf ears
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Pick posted:sorry to disappoint you but the taser just really hangs on this dong and saps it of its vital essence Thank you for trying, it's not your fault the dick is lacking integrity.
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