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Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

arnold: please let this be a normal field trip

ms frizzle: we are going to the mint

arnold: : )

# ? Aug 9, 2020 03:59

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 20:35

alnilam

LATER

arnold: *has been chopped into pieces and rolled into Andes mints like some willy wonka poo poo*

# ? Aug 9, 2020 04:39

FutonForensic

arnold: wow a normal field trip at the natural history museum. hey where is everyone

(everyone is hiding in arnold's butt again because they're freaks)

# ? Aug 9, 2020 05:07

Khanstant

even the pebbles themselves begin to shout in unison along with all people of the earth: "carloooos!"

# ? Aug 9, 2020 05:31

google THIS

The way that plankton got treated is problematic

# ? Aug 9, 2020 05:33

FutonForensic

arnold: schools are closed because of the pandemic. they can't hide in my butt now

arnold:

# ? Aug 9, 2020 05:57

nut

the entire class get baked into a pie and eaten by my dad

# ? Aug 9, 2020 12:17

nut

mid-digestion the class wonders why my dad gave the pie no time at all to cool down

# ? Aug 9, 2020 12:18

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

nut posted:

mid-digestion the class wonders why my dad gave the pie no time at all to cool down

ms frizzle then has the class converted to little turds, each with their own recognizable clothes, faces, hair and attitudes

# ? Aug 9, 2020 13:23

google THIS

The school district has ruled that hiding in a butt conforms to social distancing guidelines as long as there are six feet of intestine between each student

# ? Aug 9, 2020 19:39

google THIS

Ms. Frizzle: Ok class, it's time to take chances! Make mistakes! Get messy!

Nuclear power plant foreman: Actually could you not

# ? Aug 9, 2020 19:42

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

carlos: haha aren't we getting a bit too close to the sun? won't this kill us?

the class, their skin starting to pop and peel: carlos!!

# ? Aug 9, 2020 21:10

nut

Plant MONSTER. posted:

carlos: haha aren't we getting a bit too close to the sun? won't this kill us?

the class, their skin starting to pop and peel: carlos!!

frizzle: OH HOLY SOL CREATOR OF THE TRUE AND DEVOURER OF DARK PLEASE ABSCOND FROM YOUR MOLTEN THRONE AND ACCEPT MY MEAGER SACRIFICE.

arnold: w-w-whattt?!

frizzle: OH, I MEAN MOLECULES EVOLUTION COMBUSTION CONDENSATION

# ? Aug 9, 2020 21:13

google THIS

nut posted:

frizzle: OH HOLY SOL CREATOR OF THE TRUE AND DEVOURER OF DARK PLEASE ABSCOND FROM YOUR MOLTEN THRONE AND ACCEPT MY MEAGER SACRIFICE.

arnold: w-w-whattt?!

frizzle: OH, I MEAN MOLECULES EVOLUTION COMBUSTION CONDENSATION

# ? Aug 9, 2020 21:14

FutonForensic

google THIS posted:

Ms. Frizzle: Ok class, it's time to take chances! Make mistakes! Get messy!

Nuclear power plant foreman: Actually could you not

# ? Aug 9, 2020 21:36

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

The Magic School Bus goes to the box factory!!

# ? Aug 10, 2020 16:58

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

RALPHIE IS A BOX NOW!

# ? Aug 10, 2020 16:58

FutonForensic

giving a signed permission slip to miss frizzle is the modern re-imagining of the Faustian Bargain

# ? Aug 10, 2020 17:00

Trying

FutonForensic posted:

giving a signed permission slip to miss frizzle is the modern re-imagining of the Faustian Bargain

lol

# ? Aug 10, 2020 17:58

alnilam

FutonForensic posted:

giving a signed permission slip to miss frizzle is the modern re-imagining of the Faustian Bargain

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Aug 10, 2020 18:43

Macnult

FutonForensic posted:

giving a signed permission slip to miss frizzle is the modern re-imagining of the Faustian Bargain

# ? Aug 10, 2020 18:43

Khanstant

FutonForensic posted:

giving a signed permission slip to miss frizzle is the modern re-imagining of the Faustian Bargain

# ? Aug 10, 2020 20:03

cda: by Hand Knit

google THIS posted:

Ms. Frizzle: Ok class, it's time to take chances! Make mistakes! Get messy!

Nuclear power plant foreman: Actually could you not

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# ? Aug 10, 2020 23:56

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Many years later many of those kids may have written papers or a thesis on Arnolds butt

# ? Aug 11, 2020 00:00

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

FutonForensic posted:

giving a signed permission slip to miss frizzle is the modern re-imagining of the Faustian Bargain

# ? Aug 11, 2020 03:16

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

you guys think that............................ maybe miss frizzle was on drugs instead of being on field trips

# ? Aug 13, 2020 23:15

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

dorothy ann - pride (proud of her knowledge and always butts in and thinks she's the best)
keisha - wrath (the first time a child has said "gently caress you, Ralphie, you dumb idiot" on daytime TV)
ralphie - gluttony (look at him!!)
tim - sloth (he was an artist (lazy))
arnold - envy ("oh please let this be a normal day! I WISH this was a normal day! Other kids get normal days!")
carlos - lust (in the sense he's a thrill seeker he's a kid for christsakes)
wanda - greed (the only child regularly shown to covet gold coins on screen)
phoebe - whiny (gravest sin)

makes u think

Plant MONSTER. fucked around with this message at 23:48 on Aug 13, 2020

# ? Aug 13, 2020 23:19

FluffieDuckie

Plant MONSTER. posted:

you guys think that............................ maybe miss frizzle was on drugs instead of being on field trips

Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

# ? Aug 13, 2020 23:57

alnilam

Do you think snoop is friends with ms frizzle

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Aug 14, 2020 00:03

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

the magic school blunt LOL

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Aug 14, 2020 01:26

cda: by Hand Knit

watho posted:

the magic school blunt LOL

lol

# ? Aug 14, 2020 01:46

cda: by Hand Knit

Ms frizzle got the munchies from the weed. Now she got the schizophrenia. Ms friizle calling the cops on her self because she got so high she's going to die

# ? Aug 14, 2020 01:48

Escape From Noise

So Ms. Frizzle was their teacher but also their bus driver. Do you think that was due to massive budget cuts?

# ? Aug 14, 2020 02:29

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

yeah and they made her bring her own bus

# ? Aug 14, 2020 04:34

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Plant MONSTER. posted:

yeah and they made her bring her own bus

tricking the magic school bus into taking a complimentary 23andme test so i can prove it's the offspring of lightening mcqueen and optimus prime

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Aug 14, 2020 04:48

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

miss frizzle in an interrogation room, being grilled on the identity of the man who took the children's phonecalls at the end of an episode as the cops try desperately to crack the ring of wealthy elites who endanger children for sport.

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Aug 14, 2020 04:51