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Tell me three things that your spaceship needs to do and I'll see what I've got on the lot. |
# ? Aug 9, 2020 18:57 |
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Needs to be a ship. Needs to have space. (DUH!) Needs to have a Stouffers mac n cheese dispenser.
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# ? Aug 9, 2020 19:17 |
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Thunder Moose posted:Needs to be a ship. Don't you think it's a little absurd to come into a used spaceship lot with such a specific and obscure request? |
# ? Aug 9, 2020 21:06 |
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It's not exactly what you're looking for but I have a promotional Kraft model from 2304 (the year of Kraft Goes Galactic), it has macaroni shaped fins and a macaroni shaped cockpit, carries a jar of extra space, and it does have a macaroni dispenser but it's Kraft brand. Take it or leave it I don't care. |
# ? Aug 9, 2020 21:07 |
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I’ll take it.
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# ? Aug 9, 2020 21:07 |
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Sold! I've got thousands more spaceships, folks, this is a fire sale! Who's next?! |
# ? Aug 9, 2020 21:19 |
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I'd like to see what u have from the anime armada pls. A hatchback is preferred. Baby blue paint job if u have it |
# ? Aug 9, 2020 21:24 |
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If I wanted spaceships I'd be playing eve online do you got any beer |
# ? Aug 9, 2020 23:06 |
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Naz al-Ghul posted:If I wanted spaceships I'd be playing eve online do you got any beer What race do you think my Macaroni Ship would be? OH I HOPE ITS SERPENTIS!!! P.S. have you started the Silmarillion yet?
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# ? Aug 9, 2020 23:35 |
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deep dish peat moss posted:It's not exactly what you're looking for but I have a promotional Kraft model from 2304 (the year of Kraft Goes Galactic), it has macaroni shaped fins and a macaroni shaped cockpit, carries a jar of extra space, and it does have a macaroni dispenser but it's Kraft brand. Take it or leave it I don't care. That sir, is a fish.
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# ? Aug 9, 2020 23:36 |
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deep dish peat moss posted:Tell me three things that your spaceship needs to do and I'll see what I've got on the lot. It needs to go faster than light without breaking causality has to have flame decals on the side, we're going fast after all and it *has* to have a spoiler for looking cool whatcha got for me there?
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# ? Aug 9, 2020 23:46 |
i want a ship that can easily fit two or eleven grown men disciples on my backpacking trip across the oil lands | |
# ? Aug 9, 2020 23:50 |
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Thunder Moose posted:What race do you think my Macaroni Ship would be? Serpentis or Sansha if you eat everything with a knife like I do I started the audiobook, pretty good so far |
# ? Aug 10, 2020 00:18 |
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prepuce repurposed posted:I'd like to see what u have from the anime armada pls. A hatchback is preferred. Baby blue paint job if u have it This is a sentient hatchback with enough room in the trunk to raise your own empire :^) It fought in the Anime Wars of the 2400s where it was piloted by a magical girl. While it has a stock grey paint job it does have custom baby blue power cores. What do you say? |
# ? Aug 10, 2020 00:27 |
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Naz al-Ghul posted:Serpentis or Sansha if you eat everything with a knife like I do Good. Good. Majuan Shuo will expect a book report on the moral failings of Fingolfin in 1 months time Also - understand in advance the dude died before polishing it, so some stories have no continuity in relation to others, just roll with it lol
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# ? Aug 10, 2020 00:39 |
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deep dish peat moss posted:This is a sentient hatchback with enough room in the trunk to raise your own empire :^) It fought in the Anime Wars of the 2400s where it was piloted by a magical girl. While it has a stock grey paint job it does have custom baby blue power cores. What do you say? Hello from the Goldmine.
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# ? Aug 10, 2020 00:41 |
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Naz al-Ghul posted:If I wanted spaceships I'd be playing eve online do you got any beer Buddy are you ever in luck- I've got a gigantic vat of beer, strapped to a Makfast Quadriplex Booster Engine with a brand new aftermarket dual Goggle-style bridge. deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 02:29 on Aug 10, 2020 |
# ? Aug 10, 2020 02:27 |
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The only problem is since the bridge is actually inside the open container, you might get in trouble. |
# ? Aug 10, 2020 02:31 |
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deep dish peat moss posted:This is a sentient hatchback with enough room in the trunk to raise your own empire :^) It fought in the Anime Wars of the 2400s where it was piloted by a magical girl. While it has a stock grey paint job it does have custom baby blue power cores. What do you say? I say sign me up pardner ^_^
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# ? Aug 10, 2020 02:39 |
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it needs to impress molly from 7th grade who said I would never amount to anything (she was right but she can't know that) it needs to hunt wild tacos from the asteroid taculon-7 so I can live off taco flesh it needs to have regular, auxiliary, and emergency marijuana stores for all contingencies
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# ? Aug 10, 2020 02:53 |
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needs to have lots of cargo space for holding none of your business needs to go fast so i can outrun the space sheriffs needs a good sound system so i can blast molly hatchet and the allman brothers while on the run from space sheriffs |
# ? Aug 10, 2020 04:27 |
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I need to be able to put 100 tons into low earth orbit with a remaining delta-v of 6.9 km/s. |
# ? Aug 10, 2020 09:04 |
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deep dish peat moss posted:Buddy are you ever in luck- I've got a gigantic vat of beer, strapped to a Makfast Quadriplex Booster Engine with a brand new aftermarket dual Goggle-style bridge. I love it, name your price you bodacious bryophyta bastard |
# ? Aug 10, 2020 11:28 |
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-panel dim -light drive -jesus on the dashboard |
# ? Aug 10, 2020 15:34 |
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The mac n cheese ship was nabbed before I could get my grubby paws on it. Drat! Do you have anything in the way of: -Functions like a No-Ship from Dune (I have enemies that don't need knowin nothing bout anything no-how) -Can play eve-online (Get bored in space? Play a boring game about space!) -Is piloted by non-other than Jeff Goldblum?
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# ? Aug 10, 2020 16:41 |
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# ? Aug 10, 2020 16:56 |
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I would like my spaceship to have room for my friends and cats, with a good cloaking device. Example picture here: |
# ? Aug 10, 2020 18:35 |
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got anything with like kc lights, diesel stacks, and a cb? it's for exploring so might need like a rover or two with big mud tires? |
# ? Aug 10, 2020 18:48 |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:I need to be able to put 100 tons into low earth orbit with a remaining delta-v of 6.9 km/s. nice |
# ? Aug 10, 2020 18:48 |
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poverty goat posted:
Yeah, but this TruCoat... |
# ? Aug 11, 2020 04:08 |
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Macnult posted:-panel dim That panel dim gonna save you a lot of eye-adjusting-to-the-absolute-darkness-of-space-time |
# ? Aug 11, 2020 04:20 |
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I would like: -cupholder -seat -other cupholder |
# ? Aug 11, 2020 04:21 |
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-needs to be cozy -should be cute -will accept corporate branding in exchange for discount
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# ? Aug 11, 2020 05:24 |
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Musluk posted:It needs to go faster than light without breaking causality This puppy's got everything you need. It's hard to photograph it breaking the light barrier but here it is mid-warp into a self-generated wormhole. The flame decals are already there, along with an unfortunate name decal reading "Whyte Hyt". Rather than spoilers it has fins, the spaceship equivalent of a spoiler. |
# ? Aug 11, 2020 05:46 |
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deep dish peat moss posted:This puppy's got everything you need. It's hard to photograph it breaking the light barrier but here it is mid-warp into a self-generated wormhole. The flame decals are already there, along with an unfortunate name decal reading "Whyte Hyt". Rather than spoilers it has fins, the spaceship equivalent of a spoiler. hol y poo poo I love it!
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# ? Aug 11, 2020 06:22 |
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deep dish peat moss has so far drawn, like, infinite more spaceships then lowtax promised to
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# ? Aug 11, 2020 08:40 |
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Hey there. I'm not into the hard sell so don't try me. I'm the market for a ship which: - doubles as a submarine - triples as a cat hammock - quadruples as a pez dispenser Do you have anything like that in stock perchance?
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# ? Aug 11, 2020 10:51 |
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My ideal spaceship would have 1. Engines 2. A comfortably livable cabin 3. Lasers or some way to blow stuff up? I mean I think current earth space ships only have like... sort-of engines out of those three things and that's pretty disappointing when I am trying to lay out what I would want on my bare bones honda civic of a space ship!
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# ? Aug 11, 2020 11:29 |
a ‘69 el camino with a huge v8 blower sticking up out the hood
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# ? Aug 11, 2020 12:14 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 08:01 |
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is it a traveling one? asking for patent pending purposes
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# ? Aug 11, 2020 13:37 |