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nut

a full can of orange fanta

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nut

my mom's boyfriend Rob's k'nex millenium falcon

nut

Rob's feelings

Goons Are Gifts

Colorful turtles in rapidly moving shells.


alexandriao


ur mom lmao

Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
A large Rex

Khanstant
Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump! (Everybody jump)

*floor collapses we disobeyed the occupancy load*

Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
Koopa Troopas

Do those not count because i think it was twice



nut

the bridge I built out of plasticine and straws for physics class

Khanstant
a flaming bag on your doorstep

Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.
3 or more tin cans :colbert:



nut

a triple jump world record

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
cda's snake (wear your snakeproof boots just to be safe)

Rags to Liches

future skeleton soldier


nut posted:

a triple jump world record

YOUR triple jump world record

nut

the value of my triple jump world record printed and on the mantle

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


most slugs


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


some roaches


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


a VERY small minority of sharks


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
my dumb neighbor ted

Prof. Crocodile

An abbreviated list of celebrities that can be defeated by being jumped upon, and how many times they must be jumped upon to be defeated:
  • Russell Crowe - 48
  • Tom Hanks (from The Burbs) - 29
  • Dame Judi Dench - 63
  • Tom Hanks (from A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood) - 5
  • Zombie Lucille Ball - 37

The Voice of Labor

coupons and deals

Pissed Ape Sexist

Three stacked goombas on a morning constitutional

Four Loko can by firepit, 1/3 full, second of the night

A toddler, arms akimbo

Macnult

the "i" in pixar

Manifisto


this slender tree branch that is the only thing keeping you from plummeting into the yawning chasm below


ty nesamdoom!

frump truck

hello... again!

poorly made trampoline

Manifisto


a man

once . . . twice . . . three times . . . a lady!


ty nesamdoom!

Prof. Crocodile

Manifisto posted:

this slender tree branch that is the only thing keeping you from plummeting into the yawning chasm below

:ohdear:

Khanstant
According to Sir Mix A Lot's account of jumping destruction:

Dallas
San Antone
Austin
Houston
Big D (Dallas)
Frisco
Lawston
Phoenix
All of California
Las Vegas
Seattle
Atlanta
Oralndo
Miami
Tampa
Kansas City
Cleveland
Cincinnati
Columbus
Little Rock
Denver
Chicago
Portland
St. Louis
and
Tacoma

blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

Macnult posted:

the "i" in pixar


ty vanisher, ty khanstant

FutonForensic

destroying rob's marriage by bouncing on that rob dick 3 times


Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

My boastful claim that I can withstand being jumped on four times.

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Not Bigfoot but I bet Bigfoot's got a nice long list of things he can stomp out of existence

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

barnold


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Khanstant posted:

According to Sir Mix A Lot's account of jumping destruction:

Dallas
San Antone
Austin
Houston
Big D (Dallas)
Frisco
Lawston
Phoenix
All of California
Las Vegas
Seattle
Atlanta
Oralndo
Miami
Tampa
Kansas City
Cleveland
Cincinnati
Columbus
Little Rock
Denver
Chicago
Portland
St. Louis
and
Tacoma

boston wins again. loving epic pwn


Pissed Ape Sexist

A huge boob. Just the biggest bounciest boob you can imagine

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Godzilla's egg

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

nut

a carton of cows milk or oat milk or almond milk or soy milk but not cement milk

Pissed Ape Sexist

nut posted:

a carton of cows milk or oat milk or almond milk or soy milk but not cement milk

I just jumped on a carton of cement milk twice and hoooooo boy have I got a comeuppance in the chamber for you

E: also almond milk

nut

I think mines expired

Khanstant

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

A huge boob. Just the biggest bounciest boob you can imagine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxlJLz9M8hQ

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Prof. Crocodile

you, in hopscotch after i toss tha rock and scotch tha f out of your poser a$$

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