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Jerry starts dating a lady, but she refuses to take her mask off. He becomes more and more obsessed with what she looks like beneath the mask and concerned she is ugly (and he is superficial). He's harangues her until she removes the mask, revealing she is beautiful before breaking up with him.
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Chewbecca posted:Jerry starts dating a lady, but she refuses to take her mask off. He becomes more and more obsessed with what she looks like beneath the mask and concerned she is ugly (and he is superficial). He's harangues her until she removes the mask, revealing she is beautiful before breaking up with him. My teeth are REAL. and they are BEAUTIFUL.
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Jerry, she was a chin masker! -a chin masker? wears her mask down over her chin without covering her nose! -a chin masker! yes! -you cant be a chin masker, the whole point of the mask is to cover both your mouth, and nose! I know! she was a chin masker, but that’s not even the worst part Jerry! - she was a chin masker and that wasn’t the worse part?! when she sneezed she sneezed directly into her hands! - a Hand sneezer and a chin masker! that’s right my friend! - You can’t sneeze into the hands! I give her two weeks a chin masker jerry. - a chin masker and a hand sneezer. huh. I thought she seemed very nice for a hair stylist. George has a coughing fit, Jerry leans back in his seat and grimaces -oooh
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Evil Bob posted:Jerry, she was a chin masker! lmao  id watch the poo poo out of that
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George gets called out for using his mask like a feedbag for mike and ikes. Kramer tries to patent a touch-free hug
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Elaine and Putty break up again in Arby's parking lot because he doesn't want to put a mask on "So, you're not going to put the mask on?" *squnity eyed stare* "Yeah, that's right." |
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Kramer, having observed that cats never get Covid, tries to manufacture a homemade vaccine out of cat food, drawing seed investment from George’s dad. meanwhile Elaine tires to get j peterman to start selling masks with emojis on them, but a hilarious mix up winds up with her being branded a Covid denier. |
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Mummy Napkin posted:Kramer: “My friend Bob Sacamano says it’s just like a regular flu. People recover all the time!” |
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Mummy Napkin posted:Kramer: “My friend Bob Sacamano says it’s just like a regular flu. People recover all the time!”
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Mummy Napkin posted:Kramer: “My friend Bob Sacamano says it’s just like a regular flu. People recover all the time!”
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this was supposed to be the summer of george
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Slumpy posted:this was supposed to be the summer of george
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Elaine running all over town stockpiling PPE right before the pandemic hits New York. Potential sex partners must meet rigorous criteria before they are deemed "mask worthy." |
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GEORGE: My cousin's got coronavirus. My friend Jeffrey's uh, sister, also ... you know ...coronavirus. I got a lot of coronavirus experience. Come on. |
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“PAPI SNEEZED ON MY SOFA!!!” |
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George trying to get the $600 unemployment bonus saying he was laid off from Vandeley industries during the shutdown |
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That whole bit where Elaine coughs on that germaphobe's keyboard and rubs her stapler on her butt but it's way darker. |
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Mummy Napkin posted:George trying to get the $600 unemployment bonus saying he was laid off from Vandeley industries during the shutdown |
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Jerry: "So, apparently this is a thing- 'asymptomatic carriers' George: "What the hell is 'asymptomatic', you're making that up! Elaine: "No, I've heard about this, it's when you got the covid, but you're not showing any symptoms!" George: "So you're not sick, then." Elaine: "No, you're sick! You can spread it and everything, but you don't feel sick! George: "How can you be sick, not feel sick, and give it to others, you're not making any sense!" Jerry: "Asymptomatic." George: "Stop saying that! It's not a real term!" Elaine *reading aloud* : "Asymptomatic: adjective MEDICINE (of a condition or a person) producing or showing no symptoms. Jerry *gesturing toward Elaine* : "See?" George: "It's not a real thing! You're just making it up!" **Kramer busts into the room, mask on but obviously worn upside-down** Kramer: "Jerry, I tested positive for covid but I feel fine!" Jerry: **standing up** "THAT'S asymptomatic! Now get the hell out of my apartment for 14 days, all of yas!" **Bass line followed by a dry cough** https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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George bored during quarantine watches Rochelle, Rochelle on Hulu and buys Cameo messages from Marissa Tomei |
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The sea was angry that day my friends. The beached whale lay there, struggling 2 breathe. I climbed the great beast and plunged my fist into the blowhole, pulling out the obstruction!
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Elaine is dating a doctor and tries to minimize her mask use to only when they meet |
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BUG JUG posted:The group form a pod but Kramer keeps bringing new people into it, then abandons their pod for Bob Sacamano's. a pod?
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