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ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

John wants to gently caress cow
mods turgid behind window:
"Yes... Ha ha ha... Yes!"

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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Dave_Indeed posted:

My dog just farted.

He flees, like I am guilty.

I will put him down.



I think about this post from time to time.

lilbeefer
Oct 4, 2004

forum haikus for
um haikus forum haikus
forum haukus for

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Finger touches keys
The harsh glow from monitors
Unread posts bleed time

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Five syllables yes
Posts are now really good, yes
Gas thread, ban op, yes

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight
Highly developed
Amphibious theropod
The Spinosaurus

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Posting a shitpost
To my favorite forum
General Bullshit

Stabby McDamage
Dec 11, 2005

Doctor Rope
Jesus Christ, you goons.
"Do you have stairs in your house?"
How embarassing.

Matlack Radio
Jun 2, 2006

The episode where
Bill gets a cane and Dave has
his first staff retreat

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Gas thread, ban OP
USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST
Go back, GBS.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I poo poo my drat pant
Down only one gross pantleg,
Dad gay so whatever.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
one two three four five
one two three four five six sev
jeffery of yospos

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
i turn up on line
gbs fills with my posts
oh no! they all suck

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


smoking tons of weed
i laugh at my own poo poo joke
pood my pants again

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Lowtax, stop posting
Just shut up and go away
Unplug your router

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Stabby McDamage posted:

Jesus Christ, you goons.
"Do you have stairs in your house?"
How embarassing.

Pusher bot be like
Stairs in your house, haha!
Goon is dead, so what

Macnult
Jul 7, 2013

hurf de durf it is
b y o b time sit back
and chill my b y

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
"I did not hit her!"
For five golden manbabies
A man's spine traded

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Nature knows no ban
Summer still turns to autumn
The mangosteen blooms

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

EorayMel posted:

Gas thread, ban OP
USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST
Go back, GBS.

You don't belong here
The pink forum is for friends
Get out of FYAD

Gorak
Dec 25, 2004

"Oh my God, they revived Gorak! You bastards!"
Euh! where is FYAD
For Lowtax seeing NAZIs
Turn off monitor

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

original thoughts
fear to tread in this grey space
hah; it is krusty

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
General Bullshit
The place responsible for
Doobie's Doghouse. Wow!

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
Goon charity drive:
Matenwa Learning Center
funded by Goon love

Pudding Space
Mar 19, 2014
Light falls on the snow
The pee is stored in the balls
Low effort - no ring.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
It turns out Father
is a homosexual
but there's no bother

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
some people say that
haikus have a set number
of syllables. bah!

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

blue-starred; too into
Trek, the Next Generation;
an oxford comma

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

scrape goop from keyboard
ejaculate on paper
record the process

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

admins will only
believe every third woman
foot guy yikeseroo

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
No infants are here
Your poison womb makes heaven
Too loving crowded

astral
Apr 26, 2004

the sun burns brightly
a shitpost, starting to stink
time is but fleeting

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

ChubbyChecker posted:

admins will only
believe every third woman
foot guy yikeseroo

yikeseroo... foot guy?
Is there even more to it?
Nope, don't want to know.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
A stream running dry
A tempting offer is made
Lick the battery

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Spineless man beats wife
Takes plane to visit side piece
Also beats her up

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
My journey begins
A long road lies before me
My feet hurt I quit

A package arrives
I wonder what it could be
Woo free sex machine

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Steve H, San Jose
A fall day, a hockey shark
Smash Mouth eat the eggs

nullEntityRNG
Jun 23, 2010

Mostly pseudo-random.
Endless Frustration
My mind racks with painful thoughts
Haikus are hard

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008
To hit a woman
A webmaster's burden
Wait, my Patreon

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Mr. Smile Face Hat
Sep 15, 2003

Praise be to China's Covid-Zero Policy
Fyad has been closed
It was never any good
But sucked major rear end

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