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Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Calming explaining to the screaming monster in chains before me that Majora's Mask was actually a pretty dark game for it's time.

# ? Aug 8, 2020 19:35

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 20:39

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

Telling the wailing monstrosity that is Bigfoot to input his name as Largefoot for roleplaying reasons, since nicknames will ruin my Everquest experience.

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# ? Aug 8, 2020 19:47

nut

getting a high score in weight loss by getting Bigfoot to stand on my wii fit balance board to record my initial weight before I get on to play

# ? Aug 8, 2020 19:51

cda: by Hand Knit

my experiment will determine whether we can turn Bigfoot into a gamer

# ? Aug 8, 2020 20:07

STING 64

watchin bigfoot get mad after failing to qualify in slimb climb

# ? Aug 8, 2020 20:08

cda: by Hand Knit

it has been a long day but i feel it is important to let the public know that yes, bigfoot is real, and while he is currently terrible at dark souls, we haven't given up hope yet

# ? Aug 8, 2020 20:10

Khanstant

*surreptitiously tie a Pok�walker to Bigfoot's matted fur*

alright BF, if you want dinner tonight *slides him the bongos controller with my normal foot* then you need to clear all songs with full combo

Bigfoot snorts confidently

*slides him the second set of bongos controller with my deformed foot/hoof situation and then I smirk animely*

That's right, every song, full combo, TWO players, by yourself.

# ? Aug 8, 2020 20:28

The Voice of Labor

the captured bigfoot was a girl bigfoot and now lives a life of relative luxury by selling her used bath water

# ? Aug 8, 2020 20:52

Macnult

*bigfoot roaring and trying to break out of his chains*
yeah, playstation controllers feel a bit too small for my hands too

# ? Aug 8, 2020 20:59

cda: by Hand Knit

Macnult posted:

*bigfoot roaring and trying to break out of his chains*
yeah, playstation controllers feel a bit too small for my hands too

# ? Aug 8, 2020 21:02

nut

Macnult posted:

*bigfoot roaring and trying to break out of his chains*
yeah, playstation controllers feel a bit too small for my hands too

# ? Aug 8, 2020 21:18

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Macnult posted:

*bigfoot roaring and trying to break out of his chains*
yeah, playstation controllers feel a bit too small for my hands too

# ? Aug 8, 2020 21:36

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

dressing bigfoot up in a t-shirt and baseball cap so i can pretend he's my older brother and absolutely dominate the dance dance revolution tournament at my church's lock-in

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Aug 8, 2020 21:53

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

Bigfoot gnawing at the plastic of an Xbox Duke controller as his teeth glide across the bumpers no-scoping me in Halo 2

# ? Aug 8, 2020 22:25

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

I will be reporting you to Xbox Live for exploits I say sternly to Bigfoot as he blasts a stream of diarrhea directly onto a bean bag chair

# ? Aug 8, 2020 22:26

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I will be reporting you to Xbox Live for exploits I say sternly to Bigfoot as he blasts a stream of diarrhea directly onto a bean bag chair

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Aug 8, 2020 22:32

nut

bigfoot: when does he plumb?

# ? Aug 8, 2020 22:39

google THIS

I study the calluses that have built up on Bigfoot's thick ape thumbs. "Good, you're ready for the final test," I say as I get out the original NES controllers.

# ? Aug 8, 2020 22:51

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

*Bigfoot smashes the controller in a way that makes Mario ground pound*

David Attenborough: The creature has just made a remarkable discovery.

# ? Aug 8, 2020 23:11

City of Glompton

Putty posted:

*Bigfoot smashes the controller in a way that makes Mario ground pound*

David Attenborough: The creature has just made a remarkable discovery.

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Aug 8, 2020 23:19

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

watching my chupacabra bound off into the field, lamenting that he could never grasp even the most basic controls of the earliest atari games much less a pc mmorpg, he turns one last time and snarls at me before disappearing into the woods. i nod my head in respect and head back home to start researching ways to track and capture a bigfoot instead, hobbling with my one remaining foot while my mangled and bloody bandaged arm grasps my makeshift crutch.

# ? Aug 8, 2020 23:31

The Voice of Labor

bigfoot's real amenable to weed. I didn't have to force him to play videogames but I did almost bankrupt myself buying top shelf bud. bigfoot is real not amenable to weed with less than 30% thc

# ? Aug 9, 2020 01:15

cda: by Hand Knit

Luvcow posted:

watching my chupacabra bound off into the field, lamenting that he could never grasp even the most basic controls of the earliest atari games much less a pc mmorpg, he turns one last time and snarls at me before disappearing into the woods. i nod my head in respect and head back home to start researching ways to track and capture a bigfoot instead, hobbling with my one remaining foot while my mangled and bloody bandaged arm grasps my makeshift crutch.

lol

# ? Aug 9, 2020 01:51

cda: by Hand Knit

the island of Dr Moreau but the humanimals are learning to play games on hosed up hybrid systems like the Nintega and the PlayBox.

# ? Aug 9, 2020 01:53

google THIS

I learned a lot about unconscious bias the day I presumed that Bigfoot would want to roll Horde. I also learned the names of many of the bones that make up the hand and fingers.

# ? Aug 9, 2020 02:26

Finger Prince

"How's the gold farming coming along, buuuddy?"

"Rrraaaaarrrhhhhh!!"

"My man."

# ? Aug 9, 2020 02:57

The Voice of Labor

had to knock down a few walls so the kinect could pick him up and he still got a higher score in child of eden with the controller

# ? Aug 9, 2020 04:47

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Finger Prince posted:

"How's the gold farming coming along, buuuddy?"

"Rrraaaaarrrhhhhh!!"

"My man."

Turns out bigfoots constant rampaging syncs perfectly with timing clicks to smith rune platebodies

# ? Aug 9, 2020 07:18

Macnult

Adjusting the anti-aliasing on Bigfoot so he can take a better quality photo for his eSports team

# ? Aug 9, 2020 17:37

Mummy Napkin

still on hold with DXRacer customer service because big foot sat in my gamer chair and broke it

# ? Aug 9, 2020 17:44

Mummy Napkin

trying to get big foot in the tub and sell Big Foot Gamer Bath Water

# ? Aug 9, 2020 17:44

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Macnult posted:

Adjusting the anti-aliasing on Bigfoot so he can take a better quality photo for his eSports team

Toggling Bigfoots fur on and off while he screams at me

# ? Aug 9, 2020 19:08

Finger Prince

Bigfoot knocks the coffee table over with his big foot phantom braking for a corner while watching me play Gran Turismo.

# ? Aug 9, 2020 19:11

Chrs

Putty posted:

*Bigfoot smashes the controller in a way that makes Mario ground pound*

David Attenborough: The creature has just made a remarkable discovery.

# ? Aug 9, 2020 22:17

Prof. Crocodile

bigfoot's popular twitch channel makes him accessible to millions worldwide but angers squatchin' purists

# ? Aug 10, 2020 04:50

Riotgrrill

bigfoot has found a knack for the 'easy mode' option in videogames and has become one of the more respected game journalists :angel:

# ? Aug 10, 2020 04:52

Prof. Crocodile

bigfoot begins to howl with anger and shake the bars of his cage as i explain that cooking mama cookstars will likely never be released on the switch due to a legal dispute between nintendo and the game's publisher

# ? Aug 10, 2020 05:04

The Voice of Labor

bigfoot escaped. had to use streetpass triangulation to track him down. good thing he ate a 3ds before he escaped.

# ? Aug 10, 2020 05:09

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Riotgrrill posted:

bigfoot has found a knack for the 'easy mode' option in videogames and has become one of the more respected game journalists

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Aug 10, 2020 21:36

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 20:39

cda: by Hand Knit

Prof. Crocodile posted:

bigfoot begins to howl with anger and shake the bars of his cage as i explain that cooking mama cookstars will likely never be released on the switch due to a legal dispute between nintendo and the game's publisher

# ? Aug 11, 2020 02:48

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