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a centaur? by: Willie the Disk from: May 30th 2008 OP: sure we can all think of the downsides, but I think human/centaur relationships get a lot of flack, and you don't hear the good things about them, so let's try to list em 1 you can make lots of gr8 puns on the word "ride" as in "I think I'll go home and ride my gf/bf" 2 you really can't deny how hot centaurs are 3 you can ride your gf/bf around town 4 won't have to worry about you know who 5 you won't feel so lonely when you're plowing your field. it's nice to be out there and have someone to takl to, you know. about life, or you know whatever. |
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6 he got six limbs so he can Easily sync up six boom boxes playing tha Bone Thugs n Harmony banger Mr Bill Collector to layer and harmonize their melodic stylings to an unheard of degree 7 imagine that same poo poo but with Budsmokers Only instead jesus |
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Luxurious coat you don't have to buy Pretend you're a good dancer by doing special centaur-only dances that nobody else knows you're not good at Carrying in heavy groceries and furniture would be really easy Never have to listen to the "I want a pony" stage of child development |
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you can eat livestock feed laced with growth hormones and ground up expired candy which makes you stronge
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you can sell your prom/wedding photos as hyper-realistic fetish art on patreon |
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Aug 11, 2020 20:55
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can kiss your half-horse s/o in public and post online to really stick it to your brony rivals "yeah that's right get a good look Xx420rainbowdash69xX, drink it in, you fucken wish you were me" |
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Aug 11, 2020 20:57
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you get to engage with The Tube a right bestowed on few humans
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ASAPRockySituation posted:Never have to listen to the "I want a pony" stage of child development yeah, but once the biological clock gets ticking... ---------------- |
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nut posted:you get to engage with The Tube a right bestowed on few humans don't be fuckin tellin people about my tube behind my back it's a very sensitive subject
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Get to horse around every day Guaranteed stable relationship Diqnol fucked around with this message at 21:59 on Aug 11, 2020 |
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Imagine the power you’d have in a pool chicken fight |
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you can scream into The Tube only to hear the perfect crystalline silence of the universe murmur back
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ASAPRockySituation posted:Guaranteed stable relationship 
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