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I am probably a hilariously hypocritical case of posting this thread given I'm a pretty bad case of picky eater, but mind you I'm considerably ashamed about it and don't in the slightest expect anyone else to adhere to my desires. No, this is a thread about people who get really weird, angry and controlling about people not eating exactly what they eat, or just not obeying them at dinner in general. Militant vegans, militant carnivores, hypocritical vegans and carnivores, people who keep the salt and pepper shakers in a cupboard at all times and clearly only bedgrudgingly take them out on request for a guest to season a single plate with and immediately put them away afterwards... you probably know what I mean. Somehow everyone seems to have an experience with someone who gets incredibly, awkwardly and embarrassingly mad that someone else doesn't adhere to their incredibly arbitrary and white food rules. And not just because goons are all fat fucks. Let at it, bitch about these weird fuckers.
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# ? Aug 11, 2020 17:11 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 04:36 |
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All Lettuce loving sucks rear end but I will not object to spinach leaves. Am I one of these people who are unreasonably weird about food?
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# ? Aug 11, 2020 17:13 |
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I like lettuce not just in salads, but also as hand wraps and even in soups. Wonton and dashi based soups with lettuce is delicious.
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# ? Aug 11, 2020 17:19 |
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Lettuce does loving suck, you're right.
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# ? Aug 11, 2020 17:20 |
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choosing to eat any kind of boneless chicken product is a sign of imbalanced humors
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# ? Aug 11, 2020 17:21 |
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unless you have a medical reason not to eat something you are a stupid, callous gently caress for being a picky eater and I hope you're hit by a god drat bus
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# ? Aug 11, 2020 17:22 |
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if i want to eat i open up a tin of beans in my bunker and eat it with the other end of the can opener (its a spoon/can opener combo tool)
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# ? Aug 11, 2020 17:22 |
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Depends on the type of lettuce I suppose. Iceberg totally sucks. Baby gem lettuce is good as are some of the more bitter and peppery ones like rocket.
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# ? Aug 11, 2020 17:23 |
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You know what I like? I like the core part of a cabbage. The upper part of it is soft and tastes like kohlrabi it's delicious and most people throw that poo poo out. Not me though.
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# ? Aug 11, 2020 17:25 |
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I only eat French fries. They have to be FRESH
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# ? Aug 11, 2020 17:25 |
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Adult picky eaters (who have no medical type excuse) are the goddamn worst. That said, walnuts can gently caress off forever
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# ? Aug 11, 2020 17:26 |
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Big Beef City posted:unless you have a medical reason not to eat something you are a stupid, callous gently caress for being a picky eater and I hope you're hit by a god drat bus Please explain how refusing to put ketchup on my sunny side up eggs makes me “callous”. Also I don’t “get” dipping sauce. You already have sauce. It’s on the pizza. People that need to dip their already unhealthy food into a cheaper sauce that is just going to overpower all the flavour are weird. Why do people do this?
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# ? Aug 11, 2020 17:26 |
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I will punch any person who tells me milk is poison. That it's cruel? Ok. But milk is yum yum and my body can digest it. It's a food for me.
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# ? Aug 11, 2020 17:29 |
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Big Beef City posted:unless you have a medical reason not to eat something you are a stupid, callous gently caress for being a picky eater and I hope you're hit by a god drat bus as apex predators it is our right to be able to eat whatever we desire, and we can select high calorie or high satisfaction foods at will unlike scavengers or bottom-feeders who do not have that option how dare you defy nature
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# ? Aug 11, 2020 17:31 |
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Ill eat anything, food way past its expiration date, covered in weird sauces, fell on the floor, whatever, gently caress it
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# ? Aug 11, 2020 17:32 |
unironically, picky eaters are just more evolved. probably in all other areas of life too. eating any old poo poo is a fly's job.
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# ? Aug 11, 2020 17:32 |
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Big Beef City posted:unless you have a medical reason not to eat something you are a stupid, callous gently caress for being a picky eater and I hope you're hit by a god drat bus Is "the food tastes like poo poo from a toilet" a medical reason?
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# ? Aug 11, 2020 17:33 |
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My dad told me he only drank Bosco chocolate milk till he was 5 or 6. wtf is that? My dad was old, though. I had never heard of it (Old dad goons, dead dad goons) He pretty much only ate chicken and potatoes my entire life, besides beer and liquor, of course ('holic dad goons, simple meal dad goons) Unrelated he passed away of a heart attack bc he quit eating for 6 years after mama died. Rip mama (Cool mom goons, dead mom goons)
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# ? Aug 11, 2020 17:33 |
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Starks posted:Please explain how refusing to put ketchup on my sunny side up eggs makes me “callous”. GolfHole posted:as apex predators it is our right to be able to eat whatever we desire, and we can select high calorie or high satisfaction foods at will Saint Drogo posted:unironically, picky eaters are just more evolved. probably in all other areas of life too. Who What Now posted:Is "the food tastes like poo poo from a toilet" a medical reason? All of you gonna get hit by a fuckin bus and I don't even care. Don't come crying to me when your legs pop off and your skulls are crushed or whatever. Bus. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Aug 11, 2020 17:35 |
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big beef city is a big beef baby. coincidentally, mmm veal
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# ? Aug 11, 2020 17:37 |
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Big Beef City posted:All of you gonna get hit by a fuckin bus and I don't even care. Don't come crying to me when your legs pop off and your skulls are crushed or whatever. Bus. So there is literally no food that you won’t eat?
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# ? Aug 11, 2020 17:38 |
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Saint Drogo posted:unironically, picky eaters are just more evolved. probably in all other areas of life too. picky eater solidarity, picky eater supremacy. why should i go eat a bunch of gross poo poo to try to trick my brain into not thinking it's so gross anymore
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# ? Aug 11, 2020 17:40 |
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I have a a co-worker that only has salt and some baking spices in her apartment. I know this because I watched her large pitbull twice. The first time her dog was fine with me and I was there long enough to cook food and find my options terrifyingly slim. The second time he lunged at my face when I tried to feed him and then chased me across her living room and I ran out of there screaming in terror and refused to go back. He's a large dog who has even larger teeth. Those teeth look very impressive at face height, let me loving tell you about it. I'm not saying the reason that her dog is loving unbalanced and aggressive as poo poo is related to her not eating her food with actual seasonings or condiments, but I'm also not saying it isn't. She's also a sort of aggressive and nitpicky person who eats her food plain to the point where she eats mashed potatoes with just goddamn salt, not even butter. There's clearly something wrong with her and her dog. I have a lot of other co-workers who are afraid of heat to the point they avoid even black pepper and my step-sister hates most seasoning but also Alfredo for some unknown reason but also loves olives and I live in constant confusion because how, how the gently caress does that make sense, but none of them own dogs that tried to eat my loving face, so I look down on them less, just a little. Try a goddamn condiment. Train your loving dog to exist out of your bubble. Neither of those things will kill you.
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# ? Aug 11, 2020 17:40 |
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OP the food weirdos are taking over your thread! Stop them before they refuse to eat the broccoli!
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# ? Aug 11, 2020 17:41 |
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I have a coworker who will not eat any kind of fruit and will tell you about it at length. "It's a texture issue," he claims. Other times he claims it's because he got so excited to meet Goofy at Disney World that he barfed up the pineapple chunks he'd had with breakfast and hasn't been able to eat fruit since. There was a bowl of oranges at an office party once and he cringed away from it like a vampire from the sun. Obviously he's also a big attention whore.
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# ? Aug 11, 2020 17:43 |
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Starks posted:So there is literally no food that you won’t eat? none that I'm aware of. There's some I haven't tried yet :/ I obviously like some more than others, but there's nothing I won't try and just don't eat.
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# ? Aug 11, 2020 17:44 |
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Jeza posted:big beef city is a big beef baby. coincidentally, mmm veal big beef city is unreasonably weird about lots of trivial things. On topic: There are lots of people who are just as weird about texture regardless of flavour. If I invite my parents over and I'm cooking something like shepards pie I have to leave some potatoes to the side and either boil or roast them. My dad refuses to eat mashed potatoes. He won't eat pasta either but he will eat orzo. Soup has to be chunky too, he won't eat a soup that you could drink from a mug.
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# ? Aug 11, 2020 17:44 |
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Big Beef City posted:You know what I like? and I love the like raw or cooked (sauteed hopefully) the core or stem part of broccoli way more than the top. Tastes like a delectable radish and kohlrabi mix, just delicious.
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Starks posted:Also I don’t “get” dipping sauce. You already have sauce. It’s on the pizza. People that need to dip their already unhealthy food into a cheaper sauce that is just going to overpower all the flavour are weird. Why do people do this? e: also, crusts. that's some serious bread to get down with no extras. Big Beef City posted:All of you gonna get hit by a fuckin bus and I don't even care. Don't come crying to me when your legs pop off and your skulls are crushed or whatever. Bus. Saint Drogo fucked around with this message at 17:49 on Aug 11, 2020 |
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# ? Aug 11, 2020 17:45 |
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Not only is it alright for me to have the food preferences I have, in fact they make be better than other people.
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# ? Aug 11, 2020 17:46 |
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I don't care for fennel and will substitute celery when cooking from a recipe that calls for it. If that makes me a fussy child, so be it.
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# ? Aug 11, 2020 17:48 |
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Big Beef City posted:none that I'm aware of. There's some I haven't tried yet :/ Great! Eat my rear end
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# ? Aug 11, 2020 17:48 |
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at least pick something good to be picky about. eating something that the mcdonalds cabal of burgermancers have engineered to tick the lizard brain boxes of fat, salt, etc isnt good
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# ? Aug 11, 2020 17:50 |
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heck of a honeypot, this thread
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# ? Aug 11, 2020 17:50 |
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Having food preferences is fine. Being a "picky eater" generally means you failed to develop past being a toddler. I had to stop dating a woman in part because she'd only eat the same 3 things, and the whole thing came off as incredibly childish and stupid. I saw no future with her, the same way I see no future with you OP. It's best we go our different ways and remember the good times we had.
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# ? Aug 11, 2020 17:51 |
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Im not really a big fan of fish, but I'll eat it for money or fame
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# ? Aug 11, 2020 17:53 |
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CynCyanide posted:I have a coworker who will not eat any kind of fruit and will tell you about it at length. "It's a texture issue," he claims. Other times he claims it's because he got so excited to meet Goofy at Disney World that he barfed up the pineapple chunks he'd had with breakfast and hasn't been able to eat fruit since. There was a bowl of oranges at an office party once and he cringed away from it like a vampire from the sun. Obviously he's also a big attention whore. Even though there are several different textures to raw fruit, mine won't even consider cooked fruit. Like ok, if you're not a fan of raw apples, but apple pie or applesauce? Having heard this for so many years, my best theory is that "watery wet + sweet" is the offending texture. It's not "dry/milk fatty + sweet" like all of the pastries, candy bars, and ice cream she eats.
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# ? Aug 11, 2020 17:54 |
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- people who order cheese pizza - people who think tossing a dozen different sauces or conidments on Food X makes it taste better, rather than a disjointed mess
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# ? Aug 11, 2020 17:55 |
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The only reason to not be vegan is you're a selfish person who doesn't care about reducing suffering while saving the planet for future generations Not sure what category that puts me in OP I'll let you decide
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# ? Aug 11, 2020 17:55 |
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Starks posted:Great! Eat my rear end
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# ? Aug 11, 2020 17:57 |