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Everyone things the fire fighter is so brave, risking her life every day to put fires out. Saving lives, houses, and the memories those houses contain. People even thank her when she's out in public. If they only knew the truth about her... about how sometimes when she's working she steals a little bit of the fire and takes it home with her.
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Sitting around bored at the firehouse. "I wonder if you could kill someone with this axe," muses one of her coworkers.
"Yes," she says, a little too quickly.
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Aug 11, 2020 23:59
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- little munchkin
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Boss makes a dollar,
I can't retire
That's why I skim off
The company fire
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Aug 12, 2020 00:00
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her dalmatian is actually three spotted chihuahuas in a fireman's coat standing on each other's shoulders
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Aug 12, 2020 01:12
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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Sitting around bored at the firehouse. "I wonder if you could kill someone with this axe," muses one of her coworkers.
"Yes," she says, a little too quickly.
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Aug 12, 2020 01:21
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trying to convince my husband that i'm not lying as he takes my laundry out and looks at me suspiciously
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Aug 12, 2020 01:32
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- magic cactus
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We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
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teenage firefighter drawing little sketches of the fire that sits two desks in front of her in math class and putting little hearts around it while sighing wistfully.
Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
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Aug 12, 2020 01:41
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Double agent firefighter secretly hand signals the flames: They're going to use water
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Aug 12, 2020 01:57
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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Firefighter walking into a burning building, finding the bathroom, and taking a poo poo on company time
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Aug 12, 2020 02:00
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- Khanstant
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This little light of mine
I'm gonna let it shine
This little light of mine
is all loving mine
don't look at light of mine
it is mine
it is mine
it is miiine
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Aug 12, 2020 02:17
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- Prof. Crocodile
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This little light of mine
I'm gonna let it shine
This little light of mine
is all loving mine
don't look at light of mine
it is mine
it is mine
it is miiine
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Aug 12, 2020 02:38
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- Chewbecca
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Just chillin' : )
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Fire fighter doing fire safety presentation to middle schoolers, but following each demonstration with a dramatic wink to show that's not really what she thinks you should do
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Aug 12, 2020 12:31
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firefighter making secret notes during whmis training about how to get closer to a fire hazard
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Aug 12, 2020 12:35
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FALSE SLACK
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BETTER
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NO SLACK
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cant come unless theres a candle to put out
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Aug 12, 2020 13:36
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cant come unless theres a candle to put out
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Aug 12, 2020 14:44
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staring at a lit match all the different types of extinguishers are actually the same
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Aug 12, 2020 15:11
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*scoffs wearily* you think that's water?
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Aug 12, 2020 15:13
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walking in on my wife squatting down hunched over the slightly opened oven door.
"Hun, you don't have to broil pizza pockets."
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Aug 12, 2020 15:13
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*firefighter caressing a mound of embers*
“no one can know about us”
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Aug 13, 2020 01:10
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- wearing a lampshade
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Boss makes a dollar,
I can't retire
That's why I skim off
The company fire
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Aug 13, 2020 02:42
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- Prof. Crocodile
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*firefighter caressing a mound of embers*
“no one can know about us”
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Aug 13, 2020 02:46
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- little munchkin
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*firefighter caressing a mound of embers*
“no one can know about us”
fun to imagine a firefighter and a burning flame meeting and falling in love
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Aug 13, 2020 04:00
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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*firefighter caressing a mound of embers*
“no one can know about us”
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Aug 13, 2020 14:55
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i'm a fire starter
conflicted fire starter
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Aug 13, 2020 15:29
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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firefighter always carrying a big purse with her into the blaze
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Aug 13, 2020 15:51
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Firefighter: It's nothing! Just an old flame!
ahahahaha
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Aug 13, 2020 15:57
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- Prof. Crocodile
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Husband [shoving the firefighter's phone in her face with a picture of a bonfire on the screen]: What the hell is this?!
Firefighter: It's nothing! Just an old flame!
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Aug 13, 2020 17:41
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skeletons in the closet since forever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHg-y78oaR4
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Aug 13, 2020 19:38
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- nut
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cant come unless theres a candle to put out
cant fnish unless u wear the goku shirt
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Aug 13, 2020 19:47
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fun to imagine a firefighter and a burning flame meeting and falling in love
it's cool thinking about a firefighter talking about 'old flames' and 'sparks of love' with the other firefighters. they may not know they're speaking literally, but they can definitely relate to the passion in their tone
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Aug 13, 2020 20:03
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- Fredrik1
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Gopherslayer
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*is afraid of water*
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Aug 13, 2020 20:34
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Apr 19, 2024 19:54
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- City of Glompton
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trying to pull some moves i saw in Backdraft an now the fire thinks i don't respect it 
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