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Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde

mostlygray posted:

My buddy bought a (to my memory) 40" Sony WEGA back around 2000. That thing must have weighed 400 lbs. It was very pretty, but you had to consider the floor under it for point load. I don't know how much he paid for it but it must have been obscene. God help you if your kid tipped it over on themselves. poo poo, if you tipped it on yourself you'd be pretty messed up.

Still, it had great picture. The old front projection TVs sucked. Fuzzy and terrible.

Now I can get a 38" LCD TV for $250 at Costco. The times, they are a changin'.

I bought a 42” Sony WEGA CRT in 1999 and still have it though the picture is dead. It was I think $2500. At the time plasmas were just coming out and I remember the store I bought it from had a couple ~32” plasmas and they were like $6000

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spookygonk
Apr 3, 2005
Does not give a damn

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010




cursed images thread is next door

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


The living room of the Giraffes.

Kamrat
Nov 27, 2012

Thanks for playing Alone in the dark 2.

Now please fuck off

A projection-TV on stilts is pretty scary, I would be frightened to be in the same room as that thing.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS





Just needs a sturdy mantle to sit on.

aardwolf
Apr 27, 2013

S is for Susan, in a snake's belly

T is for Timmy, crushed by the telly

an actual frog
Mar 1, 2007


HEH, HEH, HEH!
good lord, could they have picked a weaker-looking piece of furniture?! :stare:

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster


i'm the door off its hinges for no explicable reason

Kamrat
Nov 27, 2012

Thanks for playing Alone in the dark 2.

Now please fuck off

Sweevo posted:

i'm the door off its hinges for no explicable reason

It's to save it if the TV falls

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

That's some combination of VCRs, bulky cable boxes, CD changers and CDIs. Whatever it is, there are way too many of them.

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



RC and Moon Pie posted:

That's some combination of VCRs, bulky cable boxes, CD changers and CDIs. Whatever it is, there are way too many of them.

Welcome to the homes of all my friends in the late 90s / early 2000s, 5 different remote controls scattered across the coffee table and an elaborate ritual to align video/audio inputs and outputs to watch the goddamn TV.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Pham Nuwen posted:

Welcome to the homes of all my friends in the late 90s / early 2000s, 5 different remote controls scattered across the coffee table and an elaborate ritual to align video/audio inputs and outputs to watch the goddamn TV.

I went to a friend's house and had no idea how to turn on the TV. They had satellite TV and I couldn't for the life of me get anything to show up on the TV. I was used to regular cable where you just turn the TV on and you're watching something.

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


Sweevo posted:

i'm the door off its hinges for no explicable reason

I'm the bowl of flowers and ??thermos?? delicately placed on top of Mount Projection.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Cojawfee posted:

I went to a friend's house and had no idea how to turn on the TV. They had satellite TV and I couldn't for the life of me get anything to show up on the TV. I was used to regular cable where you just turn the TV on and you're watching something.

My dad still has one of those setups where you need 4 remotes to turn the TV on and you only use this one for the volume, this one is only for turning the TV on, this one is the cable, but then this one if you want to watch Netflix.

Wipfmetz
Oct 12, 2007

Sitzen ein oder mehrere Wipfe in einer Lore, so kann man sie ueber den Rand der Lore hinausschauen sehen.
And one of them is a "One Remote Control For All Devices"-Type-Remote? Which does actually only control only one of the devices and only half the buttons actually do something.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Wipfmetz posted:

And one of them is a "One Remote Control For All Devices"-Type-Remote? Which does actually only control only one of the devices and only half the buttons actually do something.

My Hifi-of-Thesus has seen a few Pioneer components. All of them could be daisy chained together with 1/8 in. cables so one remote controlled everything. Never managed to have two of those components at once, but the option was there.

The new TV can control volume on my A/V receiver but can't turn it on or off, so the receiver's remote may as well have one button. Can you guess which remote I always lose?

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Pham Nuwen posted:

Welcome to the homes of all my friends in the late 90s / early 2000s, 5 different remote controls scattered across the coffee table and an elaborate ritual to align video/audio inputs and outputs to watch the goddamn TV.
One friday afternoon in 1997 or 1998 my dad unexpectedly came home with a TV that was very marginally larger than our existing one, and spent the rest of the day setting it up. The next morning when I came downstairs to watch nickelodeon or whatever I hit the power button under the screen to turn it on, only to be confused and disappointed when I was confronted with static on every channel.

Later when my dad went into the living room to check out his brand new TV, he had the same experience and immediately yelled for me to come in and tell him what had happened. He explained that by using the power button to switch it on – which was what I was used to, as the old one couldn't be powered on with the remote unless it had been left in standby, something my parents didn't like doing because of the possible power drain – instead of the channel up/down button next to it, I had somehow completely deprogrammed the TV, forcing him to spend a second entire afternoon setting it up from scratch again as he angrily retraced his steps from the previous day.

He hadn't actually bothered explaining to me (or anyone else) that the new TV had a different startup procedure, or that one completely innocuous press of the power button would reset it to factory settings, but he was adamant that I was an irresponsible little idiot for not first approaching him and making sure I knew exactly what I was doing before attempting to use it. So, as a result of that experience, I've spent the past twenty years catching weird reactions from people when I ask them to please tell me what exactly I should do to turn on their TV (it is always the big button on the remote that says "power", weirdly enough).










Also thinking about it I am pretty sure he just hosed up during the first round of setup and didn't realise he had to hit Save Config somewhere but couldn't bring himself to admit it and invented the "only use the channel up button" rule on the spot to save face

Shibawanko
Feb 13, 2013


i imagine this thing just plays gruesome nature documentaries all day like in twin peaks

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

Pretty good posted:


Also thinking about it I am pretty sure he just hosed up during the first round of setup and didn't realise he had to hit Save Config somewhere but couldn't bring himself to admit it and invented the "only use the channel up button" rule on the spot to save face

...Or it could be that your TV had cheaply built internals and a faulty memory backup battery or something; my grandma had a PoS Samsung (also mid-90's model) that lost all programming and reset to defaults if it lost power unexpectedly, like if thunderstorm cut electricity.

My parents switched their bedroom TV to grandma because my parent knew how to quickly reprogram the channels, grandma didn't bother to learn even with written instructions (and because it was nice to guilt-trip mom or my aunt to visit there to fix the TV).

Ruflux
Jun 16, 2012

My parents used to have a nice, simple setup where everything could be controlled with the TV remote back in the day when they still had satellite TV and later after that using only terrestrial television. Then dad got tired of the lovely picture quality of the latter (being in the middle of nowhere, still no HD and like six channels total) and it turned out the treeline behind the house had grown enough in the years since that putting up a new dish was a nonstarter and even the old one had spotty reception when it was still in use.

So they got an internet TV package from their ISP complete with a new router and the little hockey puck box and as it delightfully turns out, it doesn't play very well at all with the receiver or the TV's HDMI control. So now there's a very specific sequence that you have to do on the three remotes to turn the devices on and off without a. either having one turn off when the other turns on and sends the wake signal over HDMI or b. having one stay on when you're trying to turn the whole chain off.

Oh yeah and sometimes only one of the remotes adjusts the volume properly while the others do nothing or keep repeating the input and very quickly max out the volume if you don't cancel it out. And sometimes the receiver does input switching for watching something on the Chromecast automatically and sometimes it doesn't so you have to manually do it on the remote. Sometimes the receiver will turn on but the TV won't recognize it and output audio to it, and sometimes the receiver won't output video to the TV so you have to turn the whole chain off and on again. It's real good stuff.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

twistedmentat posted:

My dad still has one of those setups where you need 4 remotes to turn the TV on and you only use this one for the volume, this one is only for turning the TV on, this one is the cable, but then this one if you want to watch Netflix.
I mean with my setup I have to turn on the TV with one remote, operate the PS4 with its controller and use another remote for setting the volume/selecting the input on my speakers, I don't think I'd be in a position to throw stones.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

My Lovely Horse posted:

I mean with my setup I have to turn on the TV with one remote, operate the PS4 with its controller and use another remote for setting the volume/selecting the input on my speakers, I don't think I'd be in a position to throw stones.

It's great that Sony has kept their remote controls compatible for so long I can operate my TV, video cassette recorder, and two home video game consoles with just one remote. The TV even turns on and chooses the right input if I turn on either console via the gamepad. And also chooses the correct input when I put in a Video Home System cassette but I think that's brand-independent?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



This is what I see at all my friends houses that have their TVs mounted waaay to high on the wall. I was telling my neighbour off about his mounting height then a random kids toy punctured the wall under it. Neighbour wins this round!

DMorbid
Jan 6, 2011

Hello! I see you.


Humphreys posted:

This is what I see at all my friends houses that have their TVs mounted waaay to high on the wall.
At least modern TVs won't smash through the floor when they fall off the wall mounts, I guess. :v:

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Kamrat posted:

A projection-TV on stilts is pretty scary, I would be frightened to be in the same room as that thing.

It's like the Groverhaus of home entertainment systems

Horace
Apr 17, 2007

Gone Skiin'

Pretty good posted:

One friday afternoon in 1997 or 1998

Around the same time my family had a TV which would default to channel 1 when it was turned on. You then had to change it to channel 6 to watch cable. Surprisingly irritating, since it meant we needed two remotes, one of was solely to switch the thing to channel 6 several times a day. As we never actually used the TV's own channels 1-5, I suggested re-tuning the TV so the cable box used channel 1 and we could abandon this silly second remote thing. This idea was dismissed, as it would be "confusing".

My grandparents didn't even have a remote control TV at the time so you can imagine how well they took to this non-confusing channel 6 bullshit when they visited.

Rectus
Apr 27, 2008

3D Megadoodoo posted:

And also chooses the correct input when I put in a Video Home System cassette but I think that's brand-independent?

Built right into SCART. So nice everyone could enjoy that even in the 90's.

Guy Axlerod
Dec 29, 2008
We only had one remote, but you had to push "Video 1" to turn everything on, and a different button to turn it off. The CD player was on the stereo's switched outlet, and cycle the carousel. That sound is burned into my brain.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Rectus posted:

Built right into SCART. So nice everyone could enjoy that even in the 90's.

Oh yeah I think it worked when I had my Nintendo Game Cube home computer system plugged into that port. But it doesn't work with the other SCART port that's plugged into now (using RGB) so :shrug:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

E: fuk

legooolas
Jul 30, 2004

several people posted:

many remotes

Just wait until it's on offer and get a Logitech Harmony of some sort to replace your many remotes. And then spend several days getting it to work, but once it's done you'll never touch it again... Until you get another piece of AV equipment and then you get to go through it all again, hooray!

(It's pretty good once it's set up, to be honest, and it is acting as a Bluetooth keyboard to my MythTV box to control that so that I don't have to mess with lirc...)

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Horace posted:

Around the same time my family had a TV which would default to channel 1 when it was turned on. You then had to change it to channel 6 to watch cable. Surprisingly irritating, since it meant we needed two remotes, one of was solely to switch the thing to channel 6 several times a day. As we never actually used the TV's own channels 1-5, I suggested re-tuning the TV so the cable box used channel 1 and we could abandon this silly second remote thing. This idea was dismissed, as it would be "confusing".

My grandparents didn't even have a remote control TV at the time so you can imagine how well they took to this non-confusing channel 6 bullshit when they visited.

My AV setup has a manual I created just to navigate through all the janky switches and passthroughs I have created when adding new devices.

Also grandma did the same thing when I was a kid on a smaller scale so I could figure out how to hook up the NES without loving up their delicate balance of equipment and preserving Channel 1 = "The Fuckin' Tennis!" (is what they said whenever we asked what was on TV)

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Speaking of remotes and programming, Panasonic released a series of VCRs in the late 80s where the remote had a barcode reader. For programming scheduled recordings you'd just take out your handy sheet of barcodes and swipe the reader over them.

I'll just let the hands do the talking:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qqs3kMW1caA

Crime on a Dime
Nov 28, 2006
then g code made that mostly obsolete

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Collateral Damage posted:

Speaking of remotes and programming, Panasonic released a series of VCRs in the late 80s where the remote had a barcode reader.
Didn't have this (most assuredly I gawker at it in a Good Guys shop or Circuit City) but my family still has a VCR with VCR+ capabilities :byoscience:

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug
Wasn't that ShowView codes in Europe?

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

I knew it as "VCR Plus+". (Jokes about whether you pronounced both pluses may or may not have been made in C++ programming class.)

But there was no way to use those codes to tell the VCR to keep recording an extra hour or so after the scheduled end of the show you wanted. That was necessary if there was a sporting event on before it, since those always seemed to run long and delay the entire rest of the lineup for that evening.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Powered Descent posted:

I knew it as "VCR Plus+". (Jokes about whether you pronounced both pluses may or may not have been made in C++ programming class.)

But there was no way to use those codes to tell the VCR to keep recording an extra hour or so after the scheduled end of the show you wanted. That was necessary if there was a sporting event on before it, since those always seemed to run long and delay the entire rest of the lineup for that evening.

Oh wow, they would delay the rest of the programming? I got to spend every Sunday pissed off because the stupid football game ran long and then I got to watch the last five minutes of a Futurama episode.

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The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

Cojawfee posted:

Oh wow, they would delay the rest of the programming? I got to spend every Sunday pissed off because the stupid football game ran long and then I got to watch the last five minutes of a Futurama episode.

Networks are contractually obligated to air games to completion, at least in their home markets, after they cut a game short in 1968 to air the movie Heidi, which resulted in such a massive tidal wave of angry phone calls that NBC's switchboard blew. Even when they decided to put the game back on, they couldn't call the control room to make the switch because there were no available phone circuits.

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