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*ace stands over tank's corpse* That was close one ladies and gentlemen, of course in every contest, there must be, a loser Lew-Who, Za-Her slumpy |
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Aug 12, 2020 19:40
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*ace whips morpheus across the face who is tied up, he refuses to spill the beans* (Turned around moving his butt as he talks) Excuse me. I'd like to "rear end" you a few questions. slumpy |
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*his back to Morpheus, he bends over and claps a hand on each cheek before puppeteering his rear end* “Pills?Ya got any....enemas?” then the breathy laugh thing he does nut fucked around with this message at 19:55 on Aug 12, 2020
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Agent Ventura: In one life you're Lt. Lois Einhorn. You have a social security number; you pay your taxes; and you (dramatic pause) help your landlady carry out her garbage. In this life? You are Finkel. Finkel...IS Einhorn.... Einhorn is Finkel......Einhorn is a man......Einhorn is..*glasses fall off face* a MAN?!?? slumpy |
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Cypher: (talking to Agent Ventura) You know, I know this steak doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize? [Takes a bite of steak] Ace Ventura working his rear end like a puppet: IT SMELLS LIKE rear end IN HERE slumpy |
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ace ventura spreading his rear end cheeks and turning around: i know kung fu!! |
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agent smith: miiiister anderson ace ventura: miiiiister wiiiiilsonnnnn!!! |
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Morpheus: This is my ship...the Nebuchadnezzar, it's a giant mechanical rhino. |
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Slumpy posted:Cypher: (talking to Agent Ventura) You know, I know this steak doesn't exist. I know that when I put it in my mouth, the Matrix is telling my brain that it is juicy and delicious. After nine years, you know what I realize? [Takes a bite of steak]
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*ace ventura popping his head out of a rhino’s rear end* “iTs thE sMeLL” |
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Morpheus: We're running all lights out, all silent. Let the sentinels pass... *ace notices how snugly they fit and smirks, trinity notices* "Ace....No....please" Ace: EUghghHHHH LIIIIKEEE AA GLOOOVEEEUHHH slumpy |
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Ace enters the Oracle's kitchen. "Hello! I'd like to..." The Oracle bends over with uncharacteristic speed and, grabbing her ample elderly buttcheeks, exclaims, "rear end ME A FEW QUESTIONS?!? Don't worry about the glass." Ace is open-mouthed and speechless, followed by a 90-second wordless closeup of the front of Ace's loose-fitting pants as he goes from flaccid to prominently turgid in real time. He turns around in shame and knocks a glass off the table with his huge boner |
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:Ace enters the Oracle's kitchen. "Hello! I'd like to..." The Oracle bends over with uncharacteristic speed and, grabbing her ample elderly buttcheeks, exclaims, "rear end ME A FEW QUESTIONS?!? Don't worry about the glass." Ace is open-mouthed and speechless, followed by a 90-second wordless closeup of the front of Ace's loose-fitting pants as he goes from flaccid to prominently turgid in real time. He turns around in shame and knocks a glass off the table with his huge boner |
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Slumpy posted:Morpheus: We're running all lights out, all silent. Let the sentinels pass... lmao |
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Macnult posted:*ace ventura popping his head out of a rhino’s rear end* |
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Jaguars! posted:Morpheus: This is my ship...the Nebuchadnezzar Bumblebeetuna. |
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Ace: You're saying I can dodge bullets? Morpheus: I'm saying when you're ready, you won't have to. [LATER] [AGENTS shoot ACE many times, and he just stands there and takes it. ACE lifts a glass of water to his mouth and drinks it; water pours out of holes in his belly like a cartoon character]
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mixing jim carrey canons here, ssssomebody ssstop meh
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Smith: We're here because of you Mr. Anderson. We're here to take from you what you tried to take from us; purpose. Neo: ♫ They call me Cuban Pete, I'm the king of the Rumba beat ~ ♫ |
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alnilam posted:Ace: You're saying I can dodge bullets?
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