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frump truck: hello... again!

that's it. you can just type whatever you want in here

# ? Aug 12, 2020 03:52

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 19:57

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I voted for bullet bear

# ? Aug 12, 2020 03:58

nut

biting ur bottom lip until it hurts to avoid telling ballet bear how long the journey to mars is going to take, crying when he talks about how he cannot wait for his toes to twinkle amongst the stars

# ? Aug 12, 2020 04:04

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

nut posted:

biting ur bottom lip until it hurts to avoid telling ballet bear how long the journey to mars is going to take, crying when he talks about how he cannot wait for his toes to twinkle amongst the stars

# ? Aug 12, 2020 05:23

frump truck: hello... again!

he'll get there

# ? Aug 12, 2020 05:24

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

beginning to wonder just how much the two months of ballet training really meant to the bear as reports keep coming in about how much the bear has been mauling the essential controls of the spaceship carrying him to mars, like... judy... it's the second day and he's destroyed the navigational systems already and... yeah... ok "i'll keep the hope alive" i say as i update my resume and search indeed for new jobs...

# ? Aug 12, 2020 05:26

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Luvcow posted:

beginning to wonder just how much the two months of ballet training really meant to the bear as reports keep coming in about how much the bear has been mauling the essential controls of the spaceship carrying him to mars, like... judy... it's the second day and he's destroyed the navigational systems already and... yeah... ok "i'll keep the hope alive" i say as i update my resume and search indeed for new jobs...

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# ? Aug 12, 2020 06:02

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

ballet bear does a graceful and elegant dance to Stravinsky's the rites of spring and in the final moment leaps high enough to escape the artificial gravity engine. as the bear pushes out further into the inky black of the cosmos, i weep, for i have at last beheld true beauty.

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# ? Aug 12, 2020 06:16

Escape From Noise

Ain't no rules says a bear can't be a martian!

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# ? Aug 12, 2020 06:58

nut

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Ain't no rules says a bear can't be a martian!

ballet bear on mars cultivates potatoes using poo poo as fertilizer for the taste

# ? Aug 12, 2020 11:02

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

Can he tell us if Mars still needs Moms

# ? Aug 12, 2020 11:03

Escape From Noise

nut posted:

ballet bear on mars cultivates potatoes using poo poo as fertilizer for the taste

Does a bear poo poo on Mars?

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# ? Aug 12, 2020 11:51

Escape From Noise

magic cactus posted:

ballet bear does a graceful and elegant dance to Stravinsky's the rites of spring and in the final moment leaps high enough to escape the artificial gravity engine. as the bear pushes out further into the inky black of the cosmos, i weep, for i have at last beheld true beauty.

*Shine On You Crazy Diamond begins playing, intercut with bear growls*

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# ? Aug 12, 2020 11:53

Musluk

frump truck posted:

that's it. you can just type whatever you want in here

whatever you want

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# ? Aug 12, 2020 12:26

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Can he tell us if Mars still needs Moms

Do you need moms?

Cos there is your answer :colbert:

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# ? Aug 12, 2020 12:54

Escape From Noise

Baller bear goes hard in the paint

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# ? Aug 12, 2020 13:05

Escape From Noise

Boozy bear ghosts at bars

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# ? Aug 12, 2020 13:11

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

a ballet bear from billings orders a beer in a bar on mars

# ? Aug 12, 2020 13:11

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Does a bear poo poo on Mars?

# ? Aug 12, 2020 13:12

Escape From Noise

Luvcow posted:

beginning to wonder just how much the two months of ballet training really meant to the bear as reports keep coming in about how much the bear has been mauling the essential controls of the spaceship carrying him to mars, like... judy... it's the second day and he's destroyed the navigational systems already and... yeah... ok "i'll keep the hope alive" i say as i update my resume and search indeed for new jobs...

Ballet bear roars as subtitles read "BEAR with me!"

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Aug 12, 2020 14:23