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Not challenging, not painful, but actually impossible?
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George Costanza |
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ASAPRockySituation posted:George Costanza Chewbecca fucked around with this message at 12:39 on Aug 14, 2020
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 11:45 |
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the sun |
# ? Aug 14, 2020 11:52 |
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ASAPRockySituation posted:George Costanza |
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Your past self.
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 12:28 |
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Chrs posted:the sun Wrong. It's painful, but not impossible And you'd only be able to do it one time
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 12:37 |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Your past self. Wrong, when you're jacking off you're loving your past self in the past
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 12:38 |
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Chewbecca posted:Wrong, when you're jacking off you're loving your past self in the past I disagree. That's present and future. Unless you have some kind of technology the rest of us aren't aware of yet |
# ? Aug 14, 2020 12:51 |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:I disagree. That's present and future. Unless you have some kind of technology the rest of us aren't aware of yet I'm Australian and we live in the future, we've got access to magic you couldn't begin to comprehend
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 13:38 |
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Chewbecca posted:I'm Australian and we live in the future, we've got access to magic you couldn't begin to comprehend Buddy. I live in Japan. I'm in the future but I also have a robobidet |
# ? Aug 14, 2020 13:42 |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Buddy. I live in Japan. I'm in the future but I also have a robobidet Which is a thing you can gently caress Check and mate
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 14:42 |
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the police, it seems
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 15:01 |
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you cannot gently caress a Virtual Corn Dog |
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A Möbius strip, it has no top or bottom, inside or outside, and such orientational data is necessary for definable loving So even if you think you're loving it, and even if you have a thoroughly satisfying experience and it calls you back for seconds and you end up having a lasting and passionate marriage and several children, it still doesn't count |
# ? Aug 14, 2020 15:03 |
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nut posted:the police, it seems We need to try harder!
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frump truck posted:you cannot gently caress a Virtual Corn Dog Wrong Thank you, next
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google THIS posted:A Möbius strip, it has no top or bottom, inside or outside, and such orientational data is necessary for definable loving I hooked up with a Mobius strip in college It went both ways
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 15:15 |
could god make a person so hot he couldn't gently caress them
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could god make a wap so gushy he would have to get Noah out of retirement?
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God sent Noah the gushy WAP
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Chewbecca posted:Wrong. It's painful, but not impossible you would atomize long before you could touch it
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watho posted:you would atomize long before you could touch it speak for yoruself ---------------- |
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 15:42 |
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the kantian noumena seems like it would be pretty hard to gently caress
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magic cactus posted:the kantian noumena seems like it would be pretty hard to gently caress everybody always says that but they don't know what they're talking about |
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 17:29 |
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I would think the event horizon of a black hole would prevent your dick from ever being able to actually penetrate the black hole itself. But hey, I'm not an astronomer, so give it a shot if you want to and report back in 2 billion years!
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 17:30 |
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cda posted:everybody always says that but they don't know what they're talking about little known fact: ding-am-sich was actually a translation error. the correct term is actually ding-am-dick. kant was a very horny old man.
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 17:32 |
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what about qualia i feel like qualia would be pretty hard to gently caress |
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You Can't gently caress That On Television |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:You Can't gently caress That On Television D'iiiiiiiiii hosed that |
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you can try to gently caress the tao, but to do so only degrades it so that it is no longer the tao, so in that sense you can never *truly* gently caress the tao |
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Prof. Crocodile posted:you can try to gently caress the tao, but to do so only degrades it so that it is no longer the tao, so in that sense you can never *truly* gently caress the tao By that logic I present you this: a virgin |
# ? Aug 14, 2020 18:00 |
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you can gently caress The Girls Who gently caress For Free, but you can't gently caress the monetary payment you give to them, because it is impossible to pay them
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The Gingerbread Man
https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? Aug 14, 2020 18:17 |
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Chewbecca posted:Wrong, when you're jacking off you're loving your past self in the past My retirement portfolio disagrees with you.
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 18:31 |
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google THIS posted:By that logic I present you this: a virgin |
# ? Aug 14, 2020 18:31 |
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Despite the suggestions, I do not believe I can gently caress myself and dammit I’ve tried. |
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anything less than 2 thrusts isn't a gently caress that's just you putting your dick in something |
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Bacon Taco posted:I would think the event horizon of a black hole would prevent your dick from ever being able to actually penetrate the black hole itself. But hey, I'm not an astronomer, so give it a shot if you want to and report back in 2 billion years! To the outside observer, you would never gently caress ther black hole, but it's possible that the gently caress information would reach the singularity. |
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google THIS posted:By that logic I present you this: a virgin
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