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The Donkey Kong fandom wiki posted:He is Donkey Kong's spider monkey nephew and eager best friend 
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Aug 14, 2020 00:03
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Eager best friend, huh? It's alright lads, it's not the 50s anymore, come out of the closet there's room for everyone.
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Aug 14, 2020 00:07
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I believe this will explain everything. https://youtu.be/RcP91tQ4ZSM
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Aug 14, 2020 00:51
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theironjef posted:No Donkey Kong Jr. Is Donkey Kong's son. Diddy is more like a Short Round type. And the Donkey Kong that appears in Donkey Kong Country and going forward is Donkey Kong Jr.'s son - Cranky Kong, his grandfather, is the original who kidnapped Pauline in various construction sites back in the 80s.
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Aug 14, 2020 00:55
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SneezeOfTheDecade posted:And the Donkey Kong that appears in Donkey Kong Country and going forward is Donkey Kong Jr.'s son gently caress I knew about Cranky but I didn't realize DK was actually Donkey Kong III
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Aug 14, 2020 00:57
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Whatever happened to Junior, though? The only game I can think of where Donkey Kong Jr. and Donkey Kong III appear together is that one Mario Tennis, and that was 20 years ago.
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Aug 14, 2020 01:04
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Mario Tennis was his last playable appearance I think but he still shows up as a trophy from time to time
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Aug 14, 2020 01:29
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Hyperlynx posted:So.... I just found out that Donkey Kong is supposed to be a gorilla. lol my brothers gf (physical chemistry phd) literally just realized this weekend that great apes don't have tails. shes said "she just hadnt thought about it before" while laughing her rear end off
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Aug 14, 2020 05:33
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Carthag Tuek posted:lol my brothers gf (physical chemistry phd) literally just realized this weekend that great apes don't have tails. shes said "she just hadnt thought about it before" while laughing her rear end off
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Aug 14, 2020 05:39
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yeah idk about diddy e: according to wikipedia this is the lead designer https://mobile.twitter.com/Kev_Bayliss/status/1090289667944124417
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Aug 14, 2020 05:49
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The sordid Donkey Kong family genealogy is the one thing I never expected to be laid bare by this thread
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Aug 14, 2020 05:54
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Memento posted:Animals (an album I absolutely love btw) is about "oh no is there no more to life than just being a successful wage earner? Are we really all just sheep? Are the government pigs?!?" Fifty years ago this was a little more wild and out there.
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Aug 14, 2020 07:36
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Yeah and look where it got us
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Aug 14, 2020 07:37
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https://twitter.com/nicheholas/status/1294090051710640128
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Aug 14, 2020 07:59
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Dip Viscous posted:Whatever happened to Junior, though? The only game I can think of where Donkey Kong Jr. and Donkey Kong III appear together is that one Mario Tennis, and that was 20 years ago. He was Harambe 
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Aug 14, 2020 08:33
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https://twitter.com/mrbenjaminlaw/status/1294172041277345794 It's up to the reader to decide if I mean the chip bowl trick or that there is "CHILLI with Jalapeño and Red Chillies" chips.
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Aug 14, 2020 08:37
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Arnold Schwarzenegger is in his 70s already. He did not get into acting until he was approaching middle age.
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Aug 14, 2020 14:00
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Henchman of Santa posted:Arnold Schwarzenegger is in his 70s already. He did not get into acting until he was approaching middle age. Please don't refer to "mid 30's" as "approaching middle age," you're making me feel sad. Edit: Also I'm blown away by this Donkey Kong truth bomb. So...OG Donkey Kong was in just the first two Donkey Kong games (Donkey Kong as the antagonist, and Donkey Kong, Jr as the victim) and his son, Jr, was only in the second one and then some version of Mario Tennis? And the "Donkey Kong" that we've seen in countless iterations of Mario Kart, Donkey Kong Country games, etc... is Junior's son? Donkey Kong III? I guess it's there to explain why he's "friends" with Mario? Sort of a "let's let bygones be bygones" kind of thing? "Hey, my grand-dad kidnapped your girlfriend, his bad, then you kidnapped him and my dad rescued him, let's erase this slate and go race some cars?" ?? DrBouvenstein has a new favorite as of 14:14 on Aug 14, 2020 |
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Aug 14, 2020 14:11
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It's weird to have different Donkey Kongs in canon but Mario has remained essentially unaged for 35 years.
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Aug 14, 2020 14:22
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This was also OG Donkey Kong: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_Kong_3 Also OG Donkey lives on as Cranky Kong.
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Aug 14, 2020 14:23
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Kantesu posted:This was also OG Donkey Kong: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_Kong_3
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Aug 14, 2020 14:28
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Kantesu posted:This was also OG Donkey Kong: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_Kong_3 I guess i'd be cranky, to, if my grandson was continuously hanging out with my sworn, ageless, enemy.
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Aug 14, 2020 14:39
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So where do Jumpman and Jumpman Jr. fit in the Dankey Kang canon?
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Aug 14, 2020 14:41
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I just learned the Donkey Kong legendarium has a dedicated wiki
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Aug 14, 2020 14:45
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Bigger Kong
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Aug 14, 2020 14:49
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Everything has a dedicated wiki these days. That indie game from 2007 that sold 2,000 copies? Has its own wiki.
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Aug 14, 2020 14:59
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Phlegmish posted:Everything has a dedicated wiki these days. That indie game from 2007 that sold 2,000 copies? Has its own wiki. Isn't that because they're used as ad-serving Google traps? The content is either stolen (better) or, as they are wikis, user-generated (bad but legal and best of all for the site, free).
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Aug 14, 2020 15:04
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Henchman of Santa posted:It's weird to have different Donkey Kongs in canon but Mario has remained essentially unaged for 35 years. Mario spends a lot of time invincible (stars, metal hats etc) so we can presume he's not aging during these times, so he's aging slowly, but not ageless. I think someone found a grey hair on Mario's model in the last game, so maybe time is catching up with him.
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Aug 14, 2020 15:38
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:I just learned the Donkey Kong legendarium has a dedicated wiki
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Aug 14, 2020 15:38
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purple death ray posted:Mario spends a lot of time invincible (stars, metal hats etc) so we can presume he's not aging during these times, so he's aging slowly, but not ageless. I think someone found a grey hair on Mario's model in the last game, so maybe time is catching up with him. He's gonna be like Patrick Stewart, unchanged for decades when suddenly old age catches up and he becomes a frail old man seemingly overnight
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Aug 14, 2020 18:33
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I only recently figured out William Shatner wears a toupée.
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Aug 14, 2020 18:48
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Henchman of Santa posted:It's weird to have different Donkey Kongs in canon but Mario has remained essentially unaged for 35 years. Donkeys kong*
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Aug 14, 2020 20:37
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It was patient O as in “patient Out of California” not “l,m,n,o”. This guy seems to be Twitter Angry about another way of referring to index cases as it is.
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Aug 14, 2020 21:13
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Ugly In The Morning posted:It was patient O as in “patient Out of California” not “l,m,n,o”. quote:This guy seems to be Twitter Angry about another way of referring to index cases as it is.
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Aug 16, 2020 00:36
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Hyperlynx posted:He's only trying to say "O the letter, not 0 the number". 
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Aug 16, 2020 01:17
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Henchman of Santa posted:Arnold Schwarzenegger is in his 70s already. He did not get into acting until he was approaching middle age. Didn’t hit it big. He got his first role at 23.
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Aug 16, 2020 02:27
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Hyperlynx posted:He's only trying to say "O the letter, not 0 the number". I misread it as saying he was one of a bunch of lettered subjects, my bad.
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Aug 16, 2020 02:42
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I just found out that Mick Gordon, who did the music of the new Doom game, also did music for the original Killer Instinct. I found this out while listening to music in a Discord channel, exclaiming "this sounds like Doom!", getting the reply "yeah, it's the same guy".
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Aug 16, 2020 10:47
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:Only just realised the sanitarium crunchy peanut butter has a picture of a peanut doing crunches on the label
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He trying to suck his own dick
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