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Chewbecca

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Not challenging, not painful, but actually impossible?



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Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )

:hmmno:

Chewbecca fucked around with this message at 12:39 on Aug 14, 2020



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Chrs

the sun

Macnult

Escape From Noise

Your past self.



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Chewbecca

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Chrs posted:

the sun

Wrong. It's painful, but not impossible

And you'd only be able to do it one time



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Chewbecca

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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Your past self.

Wrong, when you're jacking off you're loving your past self in the past



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Escape From Noise

Chewbecca posted:

Wrong, when you're jacking off you're loving your past self in the past

I disagree. That's present and future. Unless you have some kind of technology the rest of us aren't aware of yet

Chewbecca

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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I disagree. That's present and future. Unless you have some kind of technology the rest of us aren't aware of yet

I'm Australian and we live in the future, we've got access to magic you couldn't begin to comprehend



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Chewbecca posted:

I'm Australian and we live in the future, we've got access to magic you couldn't begin to comprehend

Buddy. I live in Japan. I'm in the future but I also have a robobidet

Chewbecca

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SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Buddy. I live in Japan. I'm in the future but I also have a robobidet

Which is a thing you can gently caress

Check and mate



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nut

the police, it seems

frump truck

hello... again!

you cannot gently caress a Virtual Corn Dog

google THIS

A Möbius strip, it has no top or bottom, inside or outside, and such orientational data is necessary for definable loving

So even if you think you're loving it, and even if you have a thoroughly satisfying experience and it calls you back for seconds and you end up having a lasting and passionate marriage and several children, it still doesn't count

Chewbecca

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nut posted:

the police, it seems

We need to try harder!



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Chewbecca

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frump truck posted:

you cannot gently caress a Virtual Corn Dog

Wrong

Thank you, next



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Chewbecca

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google THIS posted:

A Möbius strip, it has no top or bottom, inside or outside, and such orientational data is necessary for definable loving

So even if you think you're loving it, and even if you have a thoroughly satisfying experience and it calls you back for seconds and you end up having a lasting and passionate marriage and several children, it still doesn't count

I hooked up with a Mobius strip in college

It went both ways :wmwink:



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cda

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could god make a person so hot he couldn't gently caress them

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Chewbecca

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could god make a wap so gushy he would have to get Noah out of retirement?



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cda

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God sent Noah the gushy WAP

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The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Chewbecca posted:

Wrong. It's painful, but not impossible

And you'd only be able to do it one time

you would atomize long before you could touch it



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watho posted:

you would atomize long before you could touch it

speak for yoruself

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magic cactus

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the kantian noumena seems like it would be pretty hard to gently caress



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magic cactus posted:

the kantian noumena seems like it would be pretty hard to gently caress

everybody always says that but they don't know what they're talking about

Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
I would think the event horizon of a black hole would prevent your dick from ever being able to actually penetrate the black hole itself. But hey, I'm not an astronomer, so give it a shot if you want to and report back in 2 billion years!



magic cactus

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cda posted:

everybody always says that but they don't know what they're talking about

little known fact: ding-am-sich was actually a translation error. the correct term is actually ding-am-dick. kant was a very horny old man.



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frump truck

hello... again!

what about qualia
i feel like qualia would be pretty hard to gently caress

Escape From Noise

You Can't gently caress That On Television

google THIS

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

You Can't gently caress That On Television

D'iiiiiiiiii hosed that

Prof. Crocodile

you can try to gently caress the tao, but to do so only degrades it so that it is no longer the tao, so in that sense you can never *truly* gently caress the tao

google THIS

Prof. Crocodile posted:

you can try to gently caress the tao, but to do so only degrades it so that it is no longer the tao, so in that sense you can never *truly* gently caress the tao

By that logic I present you this: a virgin

alnilam

you can gently caress The Girls Who gently caress For Free, but you can't gently caress the monetary payment you give to them, because it is impossible to pay them



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Chewbecca posted:

Wrong, when you're jacking off you're loving your past self in the past

My retirement portfolio disagrees with you.

Prof. Crocodile

google THIS posted:

By that logic I present you this: a virgin

:hmmyes:

Diqnol

Despite the suggestions, I do not believe I can gently caress myself and dammit I’ve tried.

AARD VARKMAN
anything less than 2 thrusts isn't a gently caress that's just you putting your dick in something

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I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Bacon Taco posted:

I would think the event horizon of a black hole would prevent your dick from ever being able to actually penetrate the black hole itself. But hey, I'm not an astronomer, so give it a shot if you want to and report back in 2 billion years!

To the outside observer, you would never gently caress ther black hole, but it's possible that the gently caress information would reach the singularity.

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watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

google THIS posted:

By that logic I present you this: a virgin

:hai:



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