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When you are preparing for a night of drag, if you wear a prosthetic bust at all, when putting it on do you sing "puttin on the tits"? I would if I were a drag queen
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 16:40 |
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Heard drag queens tuck their entire dick and balls into their rear end in a top hat to hide them. How do you fart without the crushing your dick and balls to a pulp?
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 16:48 |
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If I was a drag queen I would call myself "Camp Intense" and I'd wear a sexy camping outfit including a marshmallow stick
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 16:48 |
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Prosthetits
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 16:48 |
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Drone_Fragger posted:Heard drag queens tuck their entire dick and balls into their rear end in a top hat to hide them. How do you fart without the crushing your dick and balls to a pulp? if your farts have the power to crush dick and balls, then either you have a superpower or there are problems you need to address before you go do your show. You might be Powdered Toast Mans bastard child.
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 17:21 |
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i am not a drag queen but i sing this song constantly, night and day. it never stops, the joke song singing.
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 17:32 |
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if i were a drag queen i would call myself Polly Urethane
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 18:06 |
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Men are better at being women There. I said it
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 18:36 |
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men are better at dressing up as their fantasy of what woman is
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 18:49 |
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My two favorite drag names are Sharon Needles (the queen of crack) and Mixin' Madge (old lady queen into arts and crafts).
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 19:07 |
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Sharon Needles is clever but I find it a little too pro hard drugs lol
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 19:08 |
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what about like Sharon Smiles or something nice like that (:
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 19:20 |
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Where are the drag kings, where hot lesbians dress up like men?
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 19:23 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Where are the drag kings, where hot lesbians dress up like men? this is in fact a thing
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 19:24 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Where are the drag kings, where hot lesbians dress up like men?
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 19:25 |
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i'm drag king deez nuts on the floor because i have an extreme form of testicular cancer
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 19:32 |
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WELCOME TO FLAVORTOWN!
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 19:34 |
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Drone_Fragger posted:Heard drag queens tuck their entire dick and balls into their rear end in a top hat to hide them. How do you fart without the crushing your dick and balls to a pulp? Tucking is a thing and there is a method to pulling it off, but no dick does not go in butt. They mention how its done in RuPaul's show. zaepg fucked around with this message at 19:42 on Aug 14, 2020 |
# ? Aug 14, 2020 19:39 |
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:i am not a drag queen but i sing this song constantly, night and day. it never stops, the joke song singing. Clam down and have a piece of cheesecake.
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 20:46 |
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drag queens know how to party
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 21:05 |
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zaepg posted:Tucking is a thing and there is a method to pulling it off, but no dick does not go in butt. They mention how its done in RuPaul's show. More like wrapping haha No I'm serious I'll need to wrap my balls over my dick and then fold everything away like I'm tying a simple knot made of my own genitals I really may need guidance on this or I may injure myself
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 21:56 |
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hehe great thread
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 21:56 |
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 22:00 |
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Drone_Fragger posted:Heard drag queens tuck their entire dick and balls into their rear end in a top hat to hide them. How do you fart without the crushing your dick and balls to a pulp? The trick is to suck the fart into the dick and store it in one of the balls for later release.
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 22:00 |
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Are there any drag queens who also drag race? In drag naturally.
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 22:02 |
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im going to be a hot bitch for halloween
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 22:21 |
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I've done drag for Halloween a few times I'll see if I can find pictures
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 22:23 |
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Linux Pirate posted:Are there any drag queens who also drag race? In drag naturally. This is an untapped market It's vital we proceed
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 22:28 |
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the thought of a gbs drag show is both horrifying yet entertaining
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 22:35 |
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Mr.Tophat posted:This is an untapped market Hot rods and hotter queens. Hold on to your hats because it's about to get supersonic and sassy. Welcome to: Drag˛
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 22:45 |
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Sid Vicious posted:I've done drag for Halloween a few times I'll see if I can find pictures
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 22:55 |
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zaepg posted:Post the pictures. I went searching with no luck I asked my wife she'll know where to find them
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 23:02 |
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OMFG FURRY posted:men are better at dressing up as their fantasy of what woman is Don't throw shade on my hard truth
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 23:07 |
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Booty Pageant posted:the thought of a gbs drag show is both horrifying yet entertaining Its positively titillating
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 23:15 |
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Booty Pageant posted:the thought of a gbs drag show is both horrifying yet entertaining
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 23:20 |
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My 21st was getting drunk in NYC at a drag show. It owned.
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 23:21 |
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Sid Vicious posted:I would if I were a drag queen
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 23:41 |
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who has better names drag queens or roller derby chicks
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 23:47 |
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This thread made me curious so I just watched a "how to tuck" video (work safe but might require some explaining): https://etiquette.wonderhowto.com/how-to/tuck-your-male-parts-for-drag-queen-dresses-369055 The balls are apparently tucked into "natural pockets" in the skin. I could not find my "pockets". I have big balls though. All you guys will want to try tucking no doubt, so have duct tape and toilet paper ready when you play the video.
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# ? Aug 14, 2020 23:53 |
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BigBadSteve posted:have duct tape and toilet paper ready when you play the video. how do you know my jerkoff routine
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