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He was able to do this because he had been doing it for years.
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Aug 14, 2020 15:27
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I might try playing Fortnite.
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student finance applied for lads, you do not need a passport but you do need to mail them your birth certificate and a gilded phial of cum
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Pistol_Pete posted:I might try playing Fortnite. Why would you do that to yourself?
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It's perfectly understandable. They need to make sure you're capable of providing a first born if you can't afford repayments.
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Bobby Deluxe posted:student finance applied for lads, you do not need a passport but you do need to mail them your birth certificate and a gilded phial of cum They keep it on ice, and when you mail them back in 4 years saying you've graduated with a degree, they flog it.
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2014 I moved to Canada for a year in what was the worst decision of my life (because it gave me a taste of how good life could be that I have yet to reclaim)
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Ratjaculation posted:stay strong postin pal. Sounds like you're on the right track, but reach out if you need to Galewolf posted:Hello thread friend, I know how it feels and, like Ratty said, please reach out if you feel the need. Ironically, back when this was happening to me and my "support circle" simply saying to get hosed because how dare I have problems when having a dream job and making lots of money, some goons I played Eve Online together since 2011 reached out and supported me through it. Thank you posting friends. I think I'm over the worst of it. Oddly I used Eve Online for many years as an escape from real life and all my problems, I'm going down the route of therapy, but it's going to take time to actually get appointments. I've always hated the idea of anti d's until this but they are levelling me out slowly. I have a very supportive wife who has struggled with mental health for a long time, although nearly losing her was the crisis that took me to the edge. 2014 was a good year, we had my first little girl, and unashamedly named her Eve 
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Pistol_Pete posted:I might try playing Fortnite. You would have more fun pulling off your genitals and throwing them in a river
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Ngl, I entertain the idea to return to Eve sometimes then I just check the Eve Goons thread and be like "Yeah, nope" Also I got banned so hard from Goonfleet (or whatever it is called these days) because of my dumb idiot irl friend I sponsored into the corp. 
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Jackbox tonight, More like Jerkbox amirite
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its 8 oclock losers get in the fuckin box we're jackin it
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we got injokes, we got endless cat talk e: 
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cancal culture ruining my gollum adventures
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At least you got some time to yourself
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are you joining us friend?
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As requested, I found one Barry trailed a spoonful of ice cream down the centre of Paul's body, across his stomach, and into his navel … He kissed each of Paul's breasts and sucked his nips hard, then followed the line of ice cream down Paul's body, sucking and licking as he went… 'TO ME!' He screamed and abruptly Barry was inside Paul … He leant over, released Paul's hands, and pulled him upright so he was practically sitting on him … Barry nuzzled Paul's neck, biting down, as he flexed his hips, deliciously slowly, filling him again and again. Paul smiled against Barry's neck, and his fingers curled around his jaw and throat, holding Barry fast for a moment. Paul thought to himself "This feels different from the last time—so carnal, so … necessary." Barry caressed Paul's flabby arse with his long brown fingered hands. Paul was helpless, trussed up and pressed into the mattress, at Barry's mercy - of Paul's own free will. He hit him again, slightly to the side, and again, the other side, and then paused slowly as he peeled his Y-fronts down and pulled them off. Barry gently trailed his palm across Paul's behind again before continuing the spanking. Paul surrendered himself to the rhythm of blows, absorbing each one, savouring each one … he moaned loudly as his body took over, Paul kept orgasming, convulsing around his fingers. Eventually he exploded in a white gooey mess of Chuckle jism. Barry was covered from head to toe. "OH DEAR, OH DEAR." Paul said to himself.
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I have an important question for locals and peope been here longer: With the heat gone and rains started, what is an socially acceptable amount of time to start complaining about the rains and clouds without being called out for "It's too hot" posts I made previously?
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Galewolf posted:I have an important question for locals and peope been here longer: At least 24 hours.
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Galewolf posted:I have an important question for locals and peope been here longer: it doesn't matter. just have a whine, everyone does
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Galewolf posted:I have an important question for locals and peope been here longer: Literally the moment the rain starts falling.
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I will never complain about the rain, I will abstain from rain complain
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Bardeh posted:Literally the moment the rain starts falling. lol
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In 2014 I started university, feels weird that my fresher year was 6 years ago now...
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Bardeh posted:Literally the moment the rain starts falling. Checks out.
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Galewolf posted:Checks out. I am immensely looking forward to grumbling my way to a taxi whilst sheltering under a post-travel Greggs bake next week. No place like home.
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Moola posted:I will never complain about the rain, I will abstain from rain complain Not empty quoting
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I loving love the rain. It sounds so good.
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I love the rain if I'm at work, it's an excuse to sit in the van and get paid
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Landscape gardener. But generally Jack of all trades. I've been fencing, landscaping and turfing 173 Gardens on and off over the last couple of years amongst other small jobs. When it rains I don't like getting my expensive kit wet. Nail guns especially hate getting wet, £80 and two weeks for a service fucks me up big time if they gunk up.
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stopping by to advise everyone to take a moment to do a big lol and maybe a lmao at futbol club barcelona
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Ratjaculation posted:Chuckle jism
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