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by popular demand this thrad is being created for all yobbers to livepost together all at once in a joyous cacophony of jokes, serious commentary, gifs, and emptyquotes |
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not only am i typing this as u read it in real time but vise versa also think about it 
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Aug 14, 2020 15:44
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Aug 14, 2020 15:51
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it's a live thread, like cnn but in text format basically
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Aug 14, 2020 15:53
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somewhere around 7 pm est i will be liveposting the semi-modern semi-classic hard target for those unfamiliar with john woo's oeuvre, hard target is the best jcvd movie, the second-best wilfred brimley movie, and the tenth-best lance henriksen movie   
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Aug 14, 2020 15:53
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unlike other byob threads which are all thoughtfully edited before publication
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Aug 14, 2020 15:53
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prepuce repurposed posted:it's a live thread, like cnn but in text format basically i believe this is exactly what GaG had in mind when he suggested it at least i hope so cuz that's what he's gettin |
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Aug 14, 2020 15:54
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Oh yeah, right there, right on the tampon, let that cerulean sea flow like OH HELLO YES WE'RE ON THE AIR |
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Aug 14, 2020 16:06
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i wanna photoshop something but idk what
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Aug 14, 2020 17:03
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nut posted:i wanna photoshop something but idk what i would suggest wilfred brimley aheago but i don't think the world is ready |
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Aug 14, 2020 17:10
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nut posted:i wanna photoshop something but idk what here is a very crude png i made of forums darling forklin you can use or vastly improve upon: 
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Aug 14, 2020 17:15
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google THIS posted:Oh yeah, right there, right on the tampon, let that cerulean sea flow like OH HELLO YES WE'RE ON THE AIR |
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Aug 14, 2020 17:15
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Prof. Crocodile posted:i would suggest wilfred brimley aheago but i don't think the world is ready some dreams are just to beautiful for this world. also i have bookmarked the thread and set a reminder on my phone 
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Aug 14, 2020 17:16
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ooo thanks for the suggestions! strong wind took the power out but soon I will photoshop this world anew
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Aug 14, 2020 17:56
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Prof. Crocodile posted:i would suggest wilfred brimley aheago but i don't think the world is ready rip 
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Aug 14, 2020 21:49
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nut posted:rip diabeatoff |
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Aug 14, 2020 21:55
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nut posted:rip the tongue/mustache combo was just too much for me *submits etsy request for wilfred body pillow*
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Aug 14, 2020 21:59
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nut posted:rip 
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Aug 14, 2020 22:07
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nut posted:rip 
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Aug 14, 2020 22:12
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nut posted:rip art.
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Aug 14, 2020 22:25
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here we go, firing up hard target right now, and you can tell by the first 45 seconds of the titles that it is a 90's action movieProf. Crocodile posted:allo allo trashed crew |
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Aug 15, 2020 00:00
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kasi lemmons? Star of fear of a black hat and director of harriet? how do I not remember her in this movie? |
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Aug 15, 2020 00:01
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gonna crack a beer if there are more photoshop ideas maybe something to do with that forklin
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Aug 15, 2020 00:02
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fcuk me van damme has spoken 6 words so far and every one was unintelligible, but i am counting that as one line |
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Aug 15, 2020 00:08
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Prof. Crocodile posted:fcuk me van damme has spoken 6 words so far and every one was unintelligible, but i am counting that as one line  Let's gooooo
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Aug 15, 2020 00:10
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okay i got like 90% of what jcvd said there so i am only taking a small drink oh and here we go with the kicking kick kick kick kick kick kick kick punch kick kick break-arm-over-shoulder |
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Aug 15, 2020 00:11
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nut posted:gonna crack a beer if there are more photoshop ideas maybe something to do with that forklin can you make forklin rear up and gallop like a might steed? i hope other orbs will have better ideas cuz that's all i've got now |
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Aug 15, 2020 00:12
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Forklin ahego
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Aug 15, 2020 00:18
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just now realizing that yancy butler is NOT the chick from in the mouth of madness. i had been operating under that assumption for years |
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Aug 15, 2020 00:19
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magic cactus posted:Forklin ahego the words are spoken
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Aug 15, 2020 00:20
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Good luck with understanding the big bad's right hand man. I nicknamed him count duckula
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Aug 15, 2020 00:22
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magic cactus posted:Good luck with understanding the big bad's right hand man. I nicknamed him count duckula it's the dude who played the mummy in the mummy! they just introduced him. i wonder if there's a term for when the hero of an action movie sees the villain really early on and they give each other that look that says 'yes i just met you but i know that soon we will be kicking each other to death.' |
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Aug 15, 2020 00:26
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magic cactus posted:Good luck with understanding the big bad's right hand man. I nicknamed him count duckula oh you're right though his accent is pretty thick. that's one more drink. i am averaging a drink of bourbon every six minutes this is unsustainable |
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Aug 15, 2020 00:28
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trademark john woo fluttering dove at 30:00:00 |
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Aug 15, 2020 00:30
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nut posted:gonna crack a beer if there are more photoshop ideas maybe something to do with that forklin from the other thread my two lazy forklin shops: forklin chilling with his buds  and then forklin returning home early from work to find his best friend banging his wife   magic cactus posted:Forklin ahego yes please Prof. Crocodile posted:here we go, firing up hard target right now, and you can tell by the first 45 seconds of the titles that it is a 90's action movie  i'm having my first drink and watching red sox/yankees but the sox have no pitching this year so....
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Aug 15, 2020 00:32
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Prof. Crocodile posted:trademark john woo fluttering dove at 30:00:00 That's gotta be a drink.
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Aug 15, 2020 00:35
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i'm photoshopping and am finally gonna watch true detective i think
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Aug 15, 2020 00:37
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nut posted:i'm photoshopping and am finally gonna watch true detective i think season 1!? is amazing imho season 2? ..... season 3? really good but did i say enough about season 1 yet? |
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Aug 15, 2020 00:41
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Just finished a cup of tea and a mandarin, now trying to decide between reading airport trash and playing a video game |
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Aug 15, 2020 00:43
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heck yes, count duckula just shot the crooked doctor through a peephole. that doesn't sound incredible now, but when this movie came out american action films were pretty artless punch-fests |
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Aug 15, 2020 00:43
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