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Who What Now posted:Hot sauces are the worst because nobody except for Tabasco and Frank's can just have normal names. Sometimes I'd like something a little extra spicy and flavorful to put in a chili or something but I'll be goddamned if I'm going to buy Dipshit Dave's Flaming Anal Disaster Sauce: Garlic Taint Explosion Flavor. Look at this guy who doesn't stock Crystal.
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Caesar Saladin posted:I always eat the dick but I never eat the balls, they just aren't appetising to me like a good chewy dick. I don't know why. 
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Aug 14, 2020 08:24
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puking up icecream isn't even that bad.. some how the milk removes the acid from your guts and you just kind of taste ice cream as you vomit fluids into your tub. There is no burn of bile taste. Make sure and drink plenty of water afterwards. [E:] Maybe anyone whose about to puke should force down a bowl of icecream first and report back? Anyone got the flu or the 'roni?
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Aug 14, 2020 08:47
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Hot sauce is also good
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:Hot sauce is also good Actual spicy food cooked properly with actual spices is better.
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Defiance Industries posted:Look at this guy who doesn't stock Crystal. No kidding. Tabasco is barely passable, and Frank's is just straight up garbage. Crystal is where it's at. If that makes me weird about food, so be it.
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Aug 14, 2020 08:53
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Sup Crystal bros. I drown my eggs with it every morning.
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:Hot sauce is also good this is a lie ignore this person!
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Traxis posted:Sup Crystal bros. I drown my eggs with it every morning. Hells yeah!
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Mushika posted:Frank's is just straight up garbage. goons are the worst
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Wendigee posted:puking up icecream isn't even that bad.. some how the milk removes the acid from your guts and you just kind of taste ice cream as you vomit fluids into your tub. There is no burn of bile taste. Make sure and drink plenty of water afterwards.
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Aug 14, 2020 10:02
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Hangovers do weird things to the human body. The hypersensitivity can make something like a warm breeze feel incredibly good.
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Defiance Industries posted:Look at this guy who doesn't stock Crystal. Is meth considered a food?
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Aug 14, 2020 10:41
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I puked ice cream as a kid and i remember it being unusually painless and like “don’t mind me :puke:”. Have we made a puke thread yet? I’m into this “our bodies our selves” vibe in gibbis lately
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Those things are kinda disappointing once they're prepped for eating. Like you think you're getting a sausage-esque meat tube but all you actually eat is the casing.
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teen witch posted:I puked ice cream as a kid and i remember it being unusually painless and like “don’t mind me :puke:”. Id read that thread
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BrigadierSensible posted:Actual spicy food cooked properly with actual spices is better. Would you believe i do both? I get my spicy food and dunk hot sauce all over it because i hate my tastebuds teen witch posted:I puked ice cream as a kid and i remember it being unusually painless and like “don’t mind me :puke:”. No poop good No period good
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teen witch posted:I puked ice cream as a kid and i remember it being unusually painless and like “don’t mind me :puke:”. I have a medical condition that causes me to vomit a lot and I can confirm that puking ice cream is marginally better than puking most other things. Chocolate milk is also relatively ok, but regular milk is extra nasty.
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The White Dragon posted:so you're saying, you're picky about eating pussy, or possibly rear end. ungrateful Strumpie posted:i'm honestly not complaining (and wouldn't want to seem ungrateful). !!! Wendigee posted:Was she into dominating you or something? i feel like we're getting off topic
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fucks sake, i'm not allowed to even like hot sauce anymore? edit: or dipping my pizza in sauce? gbs sucking all the joy out of life one thread at atime
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We JUST had like a 30 page hot sauce thread full of great sauces that specifically were NOT "DEVILS FELCHING DELIGHT rear end RAZOR ABORTION TONIC" style names, with great flavors, too. Hell I got my not so spice-loving wife addicted to a Guatemalan green hot sauce that tastes like cilantro, roast green peppers and good olive oil. We've gone through 2 bottles of it already. Obviously that is pointless hot sauce braggadocio though. Clearly. People are just willfully ignorant when it comes to poo poo and THAT, I think is what gets me going about picky eaters. "I don't like fish, did you know that every fish tastes like rotting carp baked in a trash can on the side of a highway? Well it does now. All of it." "Hot sauce? Actually anything over a certain threshold IS pointless and tastes like nothing, I've tried them all." "Cheese is bad. All of it. It all tastes the same and sucks." That kind of poo poo.
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i think if u earnestly care about the things other people eat you're a loving loser w no life....like if you don't have to eat it why do you care that said my brother eats only chicken nuggets and broccoli, what the gently caress
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Son of Rodney posted:I've been growing some very spicy chili's all er and will soon be making a batch of hot sauce, I'll call it Bitchboy Bastians Ball Blasting Hot Sauce - Burninator Edition : Gaiden as a tribute to you, fellow goon I ended up making some but decided my first name was stupid, and called it spooky joes instead 
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I like Tabasco, Franks, Cholula and Tapatio. They’re all good in moderation 
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Ain’t nothing wrong with Frank’s
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BrigadierSensible posted:Actual spicy food cooked properly with actual spices is better. Don't be this guy.
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big dyke energy posted:i think if u earnestly care about the things other people eat you're a loving loser w no life....like if you don't have to eat it why do you care I used. to think that until I worked at a place that had a large amount of vegans and other picky eaters. Ordering group food? Try the shittiest lowest common denominator.
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https://heathotsauce.com/products/devorandum-cherry-trinidad-scorpion https://heathotsauce.com/products/blueberry-hell https://heathotsauce.com/products/wicked-hot-guava-habanero-hot-sauce My wife and I ordered these three hot sauces and they arrived today. They're all quite different, tasty, and we look forward to cooking with them, although the first one is definitely going to challenge our heat tolerance and the second might too. Not entirely sure what we're going to do with them, though they're all pretty fruity which means meat of some kind. Like that dude upthread, I try to avoid buying sauces with stupid names and I avoid poo poo that just uses capsaicin extract because that's lazy bullshit.
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I like Cholula and also the internet's favourite Sriracha. I do have one of those nightmare spicy sauces in the cupboard but I mostly just put like two drops of it into cream of tomato soup when I have a cold and want to feel something in my sinuses again. It's actually got a really nice fruity smell and flavour once diluted into being edible, kind of a shame using it like a normal hot sauce is out of the question.
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big dyke energy posted:that said my brother eats only chicken nuggets and broccoli, what the gently caress
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I've started eating just broccoli for one meal a day. I put olive oil, salt, and pepper on it but yeah I eat a big stalk of broccoli for lunch every day. It's really filling and super low calorie!
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Big Beef City posted:We JUST had like a 30 page hot sauce thread full of great sauces that specifically were NOT "DEVILS FELCHING DELIGHT rear end RAZOR ABORTION TONIC" style names, with great flavors, too. Hell I got my not so spice-loving wife addicted to a Guatemalan green hot sauce that tastes like cilantro, roast green peppers and good olive oil. We've gone through 2 bottles of it already. Obviously that is pointless hot sauce braggadocio though. Clearly. what one is that that sounds good
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Wendigee posted:puking up icecream isn't even that bad.. some how the milk removes the acid from your guts and you just kind of taste ice cream as you vomit fluids into your tub. There is no burn of bile taste. Make sure and drink plenty of water afterwards. this is a genuinely good suggestion with regular milk and/or bananas, icecream may do the same thing but I would call a weird flex.
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hakimashou posted:what one is that that sounds good 
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Big Beef City posted:We JUST had like a 30 page hot sauce thread full of great sauces that specifically were NOT "DEVILS FELCHING DELIGHT rear end RAZOR ABORTION TONIC" style names, with great flavors, too. Hell I got my not so spice-loving wife addicted to a Guatemalan green hot sauce that tastes like cilantro, roast green peppers and good olive oil. We've gone through 2 bottles of it already. Obviously that is pointless hot sauce braggadocio though. Clearly. whats that hot sauce name?
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ArbitraryC posted:this is a genuinely good suggestion with regular milk and/or bananas, icecream may do the same thing but I would call a weird flex. lets just say that if the milk stays down too long it turns into cottage cheese in your stomach and its not great to throw up chunky funky milk lol.
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Hahaha woops! I hate tomatoes but I love all tomato related foods. Except sun-dried tomatoes. Sun-dried tomatoes can get puked on.
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Junk posted:fucks sake, i'm not allowed to even like hot sauce anymore? An important skill on somethingawful forums is to understand that you should never listen to or internalize anything goons say
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