People who are unreasonably weird about food

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Noblesse Obliged: Apr 7, 2012

I am aware of the irony just now

# ? Aug 15, 2020 13:45

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Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

In the end it was you who had been caring, all this time.

# ? Aug 15, 2020 15:57

WILDTURKEY101: Mar 7, 2005; Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

the worst thing to puke up is probably linguine with white clam sauce

i had a hangover once and had 2 cups of black coffee and puked it up. that was bad too. It came up still hot.

# ? Aug 15, 2020 17:35

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

the worst thing to puke up is probably linguine with white clam sauce

i had a hangover once and had 2 cups of black coffee and puked it up. that was bad too. It came up still hot.

Puking up wakame once wasn�t good. Doing it twice because your dumbass thought �well I puked up now so I�m feeling better, power hour is back on!!!� is not advisable to say the least.

# ? Aug 15, 2020 17:38

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Did you know if you drunkenly eat a whole poo poo load of Frosted Miniwheats those really expand in your stomach so if you hork those up it's like a confusing "Oh my god, please god why won't this stop" puke-topia where it's like a stream of oatmeal that just won't stop.

That's pretty awesome.

# ? Aug 15, 2020 17:45

dracky: Nov 8, 2010

my solution is to drink a big glass of warm water when I feel like throwing up, it dilutes everything and rinses out whatever's in my stomach

the only thing that sucks is I feel a little queasy when drinking plain water, which I have to drink a ton of since I get kidney stones

# ? Aug 15, 2020 18:35

Dont Touch ME: Apr 1, 2018

kecske posted:

choosing to eat any kind of boneless chicken product is a sign of imbalanced humors

Choosing to eat chicken is a sign of imbalanced humors.

# ? Aug 15, 2020 18:38

Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Dont Touch ME posted:

Choosing is a sign of imbalanced humors.

# ? Aug 15, 2020 18:42

Star Me Kitten: Aug 10, 2020

Dont Touch ME posted:

Choosing imbalanced humors.

# ? Aug 15, 2020 18:46

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

There needs to be an app designed for even the most brutally nonfunctionally hungover to be able to press a large button and have someone deliver a bottle of blue Powerade to your door.

Reminded of that goon post about congee, which apparently is very easy on sick stomachs.

# ? Aug 15, 2020 18:48

Sunswipe: Feb 5, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

Dont Touch ME posted:

Choo-choo-choosing is a sign of my cat's breath smelling of cat food.

# ? Aug 15, 2020 18:50

Strumpie: Dec 9, 2012

Waterbed Wendy posted:

Hahaha woops! I hate tomatoes but I love all tomato related foods. Except sun-dried tomatoes. Sun-dried tomatoes can get puked on.

thinking of making some of Satan's strawberry lemonade?

dracky posted:

my solution is to drink a big glass of warm water when I feel like throwing up, it dilutes everything and rinses out whatever's in my stomach

the only thing that sucks is I feel a little queasy when drinking plain water, which I have to drink a ton of since I get kidney stones

no, not the warm water!

# ? Aug 15, 2020 21:06

HollywoodDialysis: Jan 19, 2005; not doing nothing; Grimey Drawer

oh but seriously I posted:

cheese and a bit of pineapple on a stick is classical british cuisine

Classical Northern Ireland Protestant Cuisine.

# ? Aug 16, 2020 02:01

fauna: Dec 6, 2018; Caught between two worlds...

the worst thing to throw up is dolmades. i'm not often objectively right, but this is the one time. it is the worst flavour to have come up the wrong way, mingled with stomach acid and flat champagne.

# ? Aug 16, 2020 02:09

Ziv Zulander: Mar 24, 2017; ZZ for short

I�ll eat pretty much anything. I�ll eat offal like stomach, tendons, and hearts, I�ll eat raw meat and raw eggs, I�ll put peanut butter on everything, I�ll use those hot sauces that burn your tongue off, you name it. Everybody always looks at me like I�m the weird one when I put peanuts in my coke, but it�s good, drat it.

Lately I�ve been on a canned meat kick. Spam, corned beef, hash, liver pate, chicken. I�ll eat anchovies and sardines straight from the tin with just crackers and a little cheese. It�s all good

# ? Aug 16, 2020 08:15

Poohs Packin: Jan 13, 2019

Remember when Hillary Clinton showed everyone the hot sauce in her purse?

# ? Aug 16, 2020 09:13

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Ziv Zulander posted:

Lately I�ve been on a canned meat kick. Spam, corned beef, hash, liver pate, chicken. I�ll eat anchovies and sardines straight from the tin with just crackers and a little cheese. It�s all good

it's all fun & games until somebody gets gout

# ? Aug 16, 2020 09:34

Ziv Zulander: Mar 24, 2017; ZZ for short

The White Dragon posted:

it's all fun & games until somebody gets gout

On the other hand, candied spam is tasty as hell

# ? Aug 16, 2020 09:40

Caesar Saladin: Aug 15, 2004

Ziv Zulander posted:

Lately I�ve been on a canned meat kick. Spam, corned beef, hash, liver pate, chicken. I�ll eat anchovies and sardines straight from the tin with just crackers and a little cheese. It�s all good

try tinned smoked oysters on a saltine with a little bit of mustard

# ? Aug 16, 2020 09:54

veni veni veni: Jun 5, 2005

There is something about getting older that makes gross rear end canned meat way more appealing. I have no idea why. I used to hate that poo poo, but I will totally jam out on canned oysters and sardines these days once in a while, and enjoy it like it's a special treat or something.

Some would say it has something to do with a refined palate but I think it's just your body familiarizing itself with the stench of death.

# ? Aug 16, 2020 10:18

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

It's the salt. Your body has become unable to regenerate itself so its attempting to solve the problem by mummifying you.

E: You've probably also noticed that you've started eating pickles right out of the jar.

# ? Aug 16, 2020 10:21

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Pretty sure it's very well documented that the human sense of taste and palate changes significantly over a lifetime, and varies heavily between people. Hence why kids have different tastes to adults. The unreasonable part is to expect every other human being to have exactly the same preferences as you do.

# ? Aug 16, 2020 10:25

veni veni veni: Jun 5, 2005

Cooking for picky eaters does truly suck rear end though. Especially if you like cooking and putting thought into the meal, then some giant baby does everything in their power to turn it into McDonalds after you spent hours working on it.

# ? Aug 16, 2020 10:32

CynCyanide: Mar 21, 2005; dance, water, dance!

veni veni veni posted:

Cooking for picky eaters does truly suck rear end though. Especially if you like cooking and putting thought into the meal, then some giant baby does everything in their power to turn it into McDonalds after you spent hours working on it.

I used to bake for my office mates once in a while and this is why I stopped. Guy who won't eat fruit once bitched about almond cookies I made because almonds sort of taste like cherries and cherries are fruit :smugjones:

# ? Aug 16, 2020 16:37

Waterbed Wendy: Jan 29, 2009

My old boss got legit upset because I gave him two bags of puppy chow, one of the bags was toffee chocolate, the other was mint chocolate. Apparently he hates mint and was Actually Upset with me because I didn't tell him that one of the bags was mint. Mint chocolate is really good though????

# ? Aug 16, 2020 16:51