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Left Canada in 2015. Sucked. My nan also kept up the proud tradition in my family of dying on holidays by passing away Easter Sunday. I hope to die on pancake day, mid-pancake
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Aug 15, 2020 12:31
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In 2015 taff stopped wanking
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Aug 15, 2020 12:34
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2015 was a good year for me I didn't want to E/N up the thread for 2013 but 2015 was cool and I really wish I had the optimism I carried then now.
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Aug 15, 2020 13:04
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there is a maaaahhoooosive garden party a few doors up, to the point they have a poo poo 80s loving dj narrating poo poo at 1pm time to be the party pooper i was born to be
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Aug 15, 2020 13:07
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See if you can get a helicopter involved.
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Aug 15, 2020 13:09
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Ratjaculation posted:there is a maaaahhoooosive garden party a few doors up, to the point they have a poo poo 80s loving dj narrating poo poo at 1pm Poop on the party Poop on it real good I witnessed whole loving families strolling into aldi maskless earlier. I'm sure they all have breathing problems and letters from their doctor about it
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Aug 15, 2020 13:09
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Ratjaculation posted:there is a maaaahhoooosive garden party a few doors up, to the point they have a poo poo 80s loving dj narrating poo poo at 1pm what are you going to do?
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Aug 15, 2020 13:12
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NotJustANumber99 posted:what are you going to do? goatface posted:See if you can get a helicopter involved.
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Aug 15, 2020 13:14
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NotJustANumber99 posted:what are you going to do? set the bats on em
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Aug 15, 2020 13:14
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Natalie Fartman posted:I witnessed whole loving families strolling into aldi maskless earlier. I'm sure they all have breathing problems and letters from their doctor about it a lot of people just dont give a hot gay gently caress about masks
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Aug 15, 2020 13:18
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Ratjaculation posted:there is a maaaahhoooosive garden party a few doors up, to the point they have a poo poo 80s loving dj narrating poo poo at 1pm Chorley FM Coming in Your Ears
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Aug 15, 2020 13:21
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Barry Foster posted:set the bats on em ratdefecation and batjaculation, their powers combined
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Aug 15, 2020 13:23
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let's all roleplay online *steeples fingers and peers at u with steely, interested glare*
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Aug 15, 2020 13:30
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kill jester
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Aug 15, 2020 13:31
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>go left You ended up in a Croydon dead end, you dieded, restart game y/n?
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Aug 15, 2020 13:33
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Went for a test today, the swab wouldn't snap in the right place so I had to do it again. Fortunately I have a deviated septum from being kicked in the face while playing rugby, so I could get the swab well up one nostril and tickle my brain with minimal discomfort. Owned, unfucked nose persons!
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Aug 15, 2020 13:43
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why are you having a test? sorry, if you dont mind saying
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Aug 15, 2020 13:47
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Ratjaculation posted:there is a maaaahhoooosive garden party a few doors up, to the point they have a poo poo 80s loving dj narrating poo poo at 1pm Is it Pat Sharp?
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Aug 15, 2020 13:50
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NotJustANumber99 posted:why are you having a test? Had a bit of a cough and some taste/smell issues. Very minor but I am hoping to see family soon so best to get checked.
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Aug 15, 2020 13:52
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I made some 'vegan toast dipping sauce' this morning and was briefly worried that I'd got the coronavid, but it turns out I'm either bad at cooking sauces or it's a poo poo recipe.
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Aug 15, 2020 14:12
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I was drinking so much diet coke until three weeks ago before going cold turkey and it destroyed my tastebuds enough that I started worrying I might have the roni.
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Aug 15, 2020 14:26
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I went to a field with one friend to take mushrooms mid-lockdown period. We were playing ambient music quietly on a portable speaker. The helicopter came 3 loving times. You’ll be fine. They’ll be fined. It’s £10k now for an unlicensed party.
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Aug 15, 2020 14:40
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2015 I spent managing a hotel and getting very shitfaced on duty every night. Owners were using it as a cash grab with a bullshit limited company paying no rates or rent to the brewery, folding the company and running off to Spain so I had no problems with cooking their stock take and making a few quid on the side selling cheap booze to my mates and getting ballbagged for free every day.
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Aug 15, 2020 14:55
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i love getting ballbagged
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Aug 15, 2020 14:57
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hemale in pain posted:i love getting Ftfy
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Aug 15, 2020 14:58
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hemale in pain posted:i love getting ballbagged  testes and scrotumes are pretty funny hehe
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Aug 15, 2020 15:02
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Went swimming here My balls are internal now
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Aug 15, 2020 17:54
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Ratjaculation posted:My balls are internal now / 
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Aug 15, 2020 18:17
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Red arrows were cancelled because of the weather
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Aug 15, 2020 18:19
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Nova69 posted:In 2014 I started university, feels weird that my fresher year was 6 years ago now... Mine was in 1996, imagine how I loving feel. I've still got my 1st year block rugby shirt that we all chipped in for tho and it still fits 
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Aug 15, 2020 18:34
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Also, I still regularly hang out with my freshers hall buddies from back then (ok, not so much this year) and we get together and booze and do stupid stuff like it's still the 90's. I've been missing that tbh 
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Aug 15, 2020 18:36
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NotJustANumber99 posted:Red arrows were cancelled because of the weather What was the occasion? 2 formations flew over me while I was looking at a newt the other day
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Aug 15, 2020 18:56
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I'm bored
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Aug 15, 2020 18:57
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Ratjaculation posted:What was the occasion? Those flying bastards will turn up for anything.
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Aug 15, 2020 18:59
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fridge corn posted:I'm bored DM me 
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Aug 15, 2020 19:05
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Ratjaculation posted:What was the occasion? We beat Japan. I'm not sure we had much to do with that. but our team won anyway
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Aug 15, 2020 19:12
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Sunswipe posted:Those flying bastards will turn up for anything. He was a handsome newt, mind.
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Aug 15, 2020 19:56
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Ratjaculation posted:Went swimming here gonna boast now i swam here like 3 days ago in yorkshire https://i.imgur.com/OnHGG7S.mp4 it was really warm and i dried off in like 20 seconds which was good because i didn't have a towel.
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Ratjaculation posted:DM me Thanks, that definitely took the edge off
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