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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > videogame punishments
 
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vanisher

 You have to play Thief II - The Metal Age and write a short essay explaining how the graphics were legendary for the time

* # ? Aug 14, 2020 17:46
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google THIS

 A point-by-point analysis of the problematic elements of the original Shadow Warrior (1997)

* # ? Aug 14, 2020 17:53
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nut

 you must confront the noid

* # ? Aug 14, 2020 17:54
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vanisher

 You must play Toejam & Earl (1991) with your younger brother



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

* # ? Aug 14, 2020 18:03
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alnilam

 Beat Mario through three of its restart-and-get-harder cycles followed by an essay on the futility of worldly victory



ty manifisto

* # ? Aug 14, 2020 18:04
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vanisher

 You're only allowed to play Tetra Master, the FF9 card game



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

* # ? Aug 14, 2020 18:13
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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
play through daikatana. write an essay comparing and contrasting it with camus's the myth of sisyphus



Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
* # ? Aug 14, 2020 18:13
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alnilam

 punishing your child for doing drugs by making them do an all-Skooma playthrough of Oblivion



ty manifisto

* # ? Aug 14, 2020 18:15
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Diqnol

 For your crimes against people with small yappy dogs that keep you up at night, I sentence you to three hard years of Mario water levels.

* # ? Aug 14, 2020 18:35
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vanisher

 Donkey Kong Country but you have to watch someone horrible at the game play it



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* # ? Aug 14, 2020 18:37
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nut

 sounds like you need to doki doki relax

* # ? Aug 14, 2020 18:55
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google THIS

ASAPRockySituation posted:

For your crimes against people with small yappy dogs that keep you up at night, I sentence you to three hard years of Mario water levels.

Defendant: (sighs with relief)

Judge: I'm sorry, I meant to say Sonic water levels.

Defendant: (wails)

* # ? Aug 14, 2020 19:05
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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

vanisher posted:

You're only allowed to play Tetra Master, the FF9 card game

walking sullenly to my bedroom to play Triple Triad instead :evilbuddy:





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

* # ? Aug 14, 2020 19:06
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Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
You have to play Quake II and as soon as you get all your armor bonuses and rocket launchers and poo poo you get gibbed and this song plays

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhbWK9ZPGUk

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

* # ? Aug 14, 2020 19:40
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Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

 One year of Mario Kart with a breathalyzer.

* # ? Aug 14, 2020 19:54
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Macnult

 [walking past several prison cells as i'm escorted to my own]

"looks like we got a new gold farmer, boys!!"

[prisoner sobbing on a wii fit mat before turning to me and revealing a crooked smile]

*brandishing a nintendo 64 controller* "hope you can stop a zerg rush, lil bitch"

[entering my prison cell to see a keyboard and mouse with a copy of F1 2020 placed on my bed]

* # ? Aug 14, 2020 20:19
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FutonForensic

 play thru a whole jrpg without skipping any voiced dialogue

* # ? Aug 14, 2020 21:33
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Diqnol

google THIS posted:

Defendant: (sighs with relief)

Judge: I'm sorry, I meant to say Sonic water levels.

Defendant: (wails)

that has to be a geneva violation

* # ? Aug 14, 2020 22:05
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City of Glompton

 That's it young lady I'm taking away your NES Advantage until you can show a little more respect to the levels the game designers made. They worked hard and so should you!

* # ? Aug 14, 2020 23:57
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vanisher

 Any game but your controller is almost out of batteries and will not register all button presses



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

* # ? Aug 15, 2020 00:26
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alnilam

vanisher posted:

Any game but your controller is almost out of batteries and will not register all button presses

Suuure, the controller's not working right, I'm sure that's it

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Prof. Crocodile

City of Glompton posted:

That's it young lady I'm taking away your NES Advantage until you can show a little more respect to the levels the game designers made. They worked hard and so should you!
* # ? Aug 15, 2020 22:58
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Drink-Mix Man

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

 No Power Glove, no power love

* # ? Aug 16, 2020 06:28
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Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.
I also hang out with racists.
You have toiled for ages to complete 100 levels and defeat the final menace behind Bubble Bobble. But instead of releasing your girlfriend, the game gives you only the words BAD END because in all that practice you failed to learn the most important lesson. The power of friendship.

* # ? Aug 16, 2020 06:54
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Khanstant
 You play Super Mario Bros. but you are the first goomba in every game.

* # ? Aug 16, 2020 08:20
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Ghosty
 You have to play one (1) whole hour of League of Legends.

* # ? Aug 16, 2020 15:58
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Macnult

Ghosty posted:

You have to play one (1) whole hour of League of Legends.

one whole hour? lol that’s nothing!
”mid or i feed”
oh god
”TRASH PICK ARE YOU SERIOUS”
oh no

* # ? Aug 16, 2020 18:18
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Prof. Crocodile

 mom says i can't go outside until i can recite the plot to a latter-day hideo kojima game without cracking up

* # ? Aug 16, 2020 23:23
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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Ad by Khad posted:

You have toiled for ages to complete 100 levels and defeat the final menace behind Bubble Bobble. But instead of releasing your girlfriend, the game gives you only the words BAD END because in all that practice you failed to learn the most important lesson. The power of friendship.



Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!
* # ? Aug 16, 2020 23:50
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Khanstant

Ghosty posted:

You have to play one (1) whole hour of League of Legends.

just kill me now

* # ? Aug 17, 2020 00:38
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Whybird

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar


 You can play any game you wish, but the Bubble Bobble theme is on loop while you are playing it, and also not while you are playing it.

* # ? Aug 17, 2020 11:30
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canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
 you are tasked with finding a new name for a 2 dimensional layered drawing in Cool Spot for the SNES starring the beloved 7-Up mascot. a new name that is not spr*te

* # ? Aug 17, 2020 17:53
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