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gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

spotted in the wild on a dating app and thought it was very appropriate:

Elon cheating on Grimes already?

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Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

EorayMel posted:

How many bitcoins did you corner against a rusty chain link fence and attack with a hatchet last week?

i can't read this

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Boxturret posted:

i can't read this

You walk slowly towards the bitcoins, which look very scared.
The blockchain looks terrified as well. You raise your sword
and plunge it into the side of one of the bitcoins' necks. Blood
spurts out and you stab another one in the neck

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

EorayMel posted:

You walk slowly towards the bitcoins, which look very scared.
The blockchain looks terrified as well. You raise your sword
and plunge it into the side of one of the bitcoins' necks. Blood
spurts out and you stab another one in the neck

stop trying to make me read

cool biRd pics
Aug 28, 2009

you will feel ashamed of your words & deeds
theres a big advertisement at the supermarket near me for something called like quoin?

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin

cool biRd pics posted:

theres a big advertisement at the supermarket near me for something called like quoin?

quoin : money :: quorn : meat

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

why use quoin when you can use qash: https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/qash

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
did anybody say buttquoin yet?

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

lol i missed that there's a "tether gold" now, where instead of being backed by imaginary USD it's backed by imaginary gold

great

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

https://tether.to/tether-gold-launch-meets-growing-demand-for-digital-exposure-to-worlds-most-enduring-asset/

quote:

Building on a track record for product innovation, each XAU₮ token represents ownership of one troy fine ounce of physical gold on a specific gold bar. XAU₮, which is available as an ERC-20 token on the Ethereum blockchain and as a TRC20 token on the TRON blockchain, can be transferred to any on-chain address from the purchasers’ Tether wallet. Furthermore, Tether Gold (XAU₮) is the only product among the competition that offers zero custody fees and has direct control over the physical gold storage, safely held in a Switzerland vault, adopting best in class security and anti-threat measures. Today, Tether Gold (XAU₮) is the best way to hold Gold.

wow a specific ounce of a specific gold bar, in a bank in switzerland that i presume auditors are not allowed to look directly at

also lmao at the disclaimer that takes up a third of the page:

quote:

Certain statements in this post may be forward looking in nature. The words “believe,” “expect,” “estimate,” “could,” “should,” “intend,” “may,” “plan,” “seek,” “anticipate,” “project” and similar expressions, among others, generally identify “forward-looking statements,” which speak only as of the date the statements were made. The matters discussed in these forward-looking statements are subject to a number of risks, trends and uncertainties that could cause actual results to differ materially from those projected, anticipated or implied in the forward-looking statements. Neither TG Commodities Limited nor any other person is responsible for updating or revising any forward-looking statements, whether as a result of new information, future events or otherwise, except as required by law.

yep all better

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

at the same time i found that i also found decentraland: https://decentraland.org/

what if secondlife, but with bitcoin, and presumably less furry orgies

i clicked a thing expecting some sort of news blog but instead it dropped me into the actual game via webgl and now i feel dirty

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

lol samsung

quote:

The smartphone titan is bringing blockchain technology to the masses and we’re proud to announce Decentraland’s involvement as Samsung Blockchain’s largest game and NFT project.

Available on Samsung Smartphones supporting the Samsung Blockchain, the Decentraland Marketplace app is being added to the Samsung Blockchain Wallet, allowing safe storage of NFTs as well as trading of LAND and Decentraland NFTs.

The Decentraland Marketplace app is now available in the Samsung Blockchain Wallet starting now! Just open your Samsung Blockchain Wallet and start trading digital assets.

i can't wait to play the shovelware game with the dabbing cat logo on my Samsung Blockchain Certified Blockchain Device:

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Shame Boy posted:

secondlife, but with bitcoin, and presumably less furry orgies

can i have an orgy with bitcoin

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Hammerite posted:

can i have an orgy with bitcoin

if you mean an orgy of rigorous economic debate with 7 different kind of horrible dudes, yes

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
heck, i'll stick with the furries!!!

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Shame Boy posted:

lol i missed that there's a "tether gold" now, where instead of being backed by imaginary USD it's backed by imaginary gold

great

Read that as "teeth gold" and was reminded of Satoshi's teeth once more

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
lowtax and his robo spine were our last hope against satoshi's oncoming teeth

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Shame Boy posted:

wow a specific ounce of a specific gold bar, in a bank in switzerland that i presume auditors are not allowed to look directly at

oh, they can look at the gold bars all right. lots of gold bars, got them from China at a very good price

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
The pyrite is right.

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



Shame Boy posted:

what if secondlife, but with bitcoin, and presumably less furry orgies

I would presume the opposite, at least per capita

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Munkeymon posted:

I would presume the opposite, at least per capita

i mean i think secondlife is literally 100% furry orgies now because i can't imagine anyone else in the world is still using it so they've got quite a steep hill to climb

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
print a trillion tether, sell tether to buy gold, use gold to back tether gold, use tether gold to back tether

CampingCarl
Apr 28, 2008




pog backed tethers

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Oh no

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Shame Boy posted:

i mean i think secondlife is literally 100% furry orgies now because i can't imagine anyone else in the world is still using it so they've got quite a steep hill to climb

is secondlife still around? someone needs to fly dongcopters through a virtual news interview again.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

i also found "elrond" which may or may not be scientologycoin i legit can't tell

among other things their website says that finally someone is starting web 3.0:

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

they have a forum with more than one meme thread, great



uh... sure

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

oh they mean the guy agent smith played in lord of the rings don't they, i forgot this is the internet nobody is actually clever.

anyway their gallery of white men is pretty good too

https://elrond.com/team/



co-founded by a self-taught tech whiz kid, please take all my money

e: holy wow this dude's neckbeard is some next-level poo poo

Shame Boy fucked around with this message at 19:52 on Aug 17, 2020

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Wow how do I give this company millonen of usd$ and/or bitscoins?

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
i refuse to believe that's a real beard. he must have tripped in a barbershop while carrying a tube of superglue

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Shame Boy posted:

oh they mean the guy agent smith played in lord of the rings don't they, i forgot this is the internet nobody is actually clever.

anyway their gallery of white men is pretty good too

https://elrond.com/team/



co-founded by a self-taught tech whiz kid, please take all my money

e: holy wow this dude's neckbeard is some next-level poo poo



right below the picture he is cofounder and cio but in the text description he's the cto.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Shame Boy posted:

they have a forum with more than one meme thread, great



uh... sure

Who is Myer Disnot?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Shame Boy posted:

they have a forum with more than one meme thread, great



uh... sure
#Myerdi Snot For Sale

Is this like gamer girl bathwater

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Splicer posted:

#Myerdi Snot For Sale

Is this like gamer girl bathwater

bitcoin miningwater

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Shame Boy posted:

oh they mean the guy agent smith played in lord of the rings don't they, i forgot this is the internet nobody is actually clever.

Yeah, Elrond Coinhalving.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
proof of steak where every coin is backed 1:1 by a real steak stored deep in a swiss vault

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Boxturret posted:

proof of steak where every coin is backed 1:1 by a real steak stored deep in a swiss vault

except in the case of Tether Steak it's an eye round steak lol. Technically still a steak, just the worst one on the cow.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
100% bug fed rat steak

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Boxturret posted:

100% bug fed rat steak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdld7SqnIxE

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Gobbeldygook
May 13, 2009
Hates Native American people and tries to justify their genocides.

Put this racist on ignore immediately!
https://twitter.com/TheStalwart/status/1295381971087044608?s=19

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