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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:spotted in the wild on a dating app and thought it was very appropriate: Elon cheating on Grimes already?
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EorayMel posted:How many bitcoins did you corner against a rusty chain link fence and attack with a hatchet last week? i can't read this
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# ? Aug 16, 2020 05:41 |
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Boxturret posted:i can't read this You walk slowly towards the bitcoins, which look very scared. The blockchain looks terrified as well. You raise your sword and plunge it into the side of one of the bitcoins' necks. Blood spurts out and you stab another one in the neck
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# ? Aug 16, 2020 05:44 |
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EorayMel posted:You walk slowly towards the bitcoins, which look very scared. stop trying to make me read
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# ? Aug 16, 2020 05:46 |
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theres a big advertisement at the supermarket near me for something called like quoin?
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# ? Aug 17, 2020 16:08 |
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cool biRd pics posted:theres a big advertisement at the supermarket near me for something called like quoin? quoin : money :: quorn : meat
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# ? Aug 17, 2020 16:57 |
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why use quoin when you can use qash: https://www.coingecko.com/en/coins/qash
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# ? Aug 17, 2020 17:01 |
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did anybody say buttquoin yet?
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# ? Aug 17, 2020 17:04 |
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lol i missed that there's a "tether gold" now, where instead of being backed by imaginary USD it's backed by imaginary gold great
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# ? Aug 17, 2020 17:08 |
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https://tether.to/tether-gold-launch-meets-growing-demand-for-digital-exposure-to-worlds-most-enduring-asset/quote:Building on a track record for product innovation, each XAU₮ token represents ownership of one troy fine ounce of physical gold on a specific gold bar. XAU₮, which is available as an ERC-20 token on the Ethereum blockchain and as a TRC20 token on the TRON blockchain, can be transferred to any on-chain address from the purchasers’ Tether wallet. Furthermore, Tether Gold (XAU₮) is the only product among the competition that offers zero custody fees and has direct control over the physical gold storage, safely held in a Switzerland vault, adopting best in class security and anti-threat measures. Today, Tether Gold (XAU₮) is the best way to hold Gold. wow a specific ounce of a specific gold bar, in a bank in switzerland that i presume auditors are not allowed to look directly at also lmao at the disclaimer that takes up a third of the page: quote:Certain statements in this post may be forward looking in nature. The words “believe,” “expect,” “estimate,” “could,” “should,” “intend,” “may,” “plan,” “seek,” “anticipate,” “project” and similar expressions, among others, generally identify “forward-looking statements,” which speak only as of the date the statements were made. The matters discussed in these forward-looking statements are subject to a number of risks, trends and uncertainties that could cause actual results to differ materially from those projected, anticipated or implied in the forward-looking statements. Neither TG Commodities Limited nor any other person is responsible for updating or revising any forward-looking statements, whether as a result of new information, future events or otherwise, except as required by law. yep all better
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# ? Aug 17, 2020 17:12 |
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at the same time i found that i also found decentraland: https://decentraland.org/ what if secondlife, but with bitcoin, and presumably less furry orgies i clicked a thing expecting some sort of news blog but instead it dropped me into the actual game via webgl and now i feel dirty
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# ? Aug 17, 2020 17:17 |
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lol samsungquote:The smartphone titan is bringing blockchain technology to the masses and we’re proud to announce Decentraland’s involvement as Samsung Blockchain’s largest game and NFT project. i can't wait to play the shovelware game with the dabbing cat logo on my Samsung Blockchain Certified Blockchain Device:
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# ? Aug 17, 2020 17:21 |
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Shame Boy posted:secondlife, but with bitcoin, and presumably less furry orgies can i have an orgy with bitcoin
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# ? Aug 17, 2020 17:23 |
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Hammerite posted:can i have an orgy with bitcoin if you mean an orgy of rigorous economic debate with 7 different kind of horrible dudes, yes
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# ? Aug 17, 2020 17:27 |
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heck, i'll stick with the furries!!!
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# ? Aug 17, 2020 17:34 |
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Shame Boy posted:lol i missed that there's a "tether gold" now, where instead of being backed by imaginary USD it's backed by imaginary gold Read that as "teeth gold" and was reminded of Satoshi's teeth once more
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# ? Aug 17, 2020 17:36 |
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lowtax and his robo spine were our last hope against satoshi's oncoming teeth
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# ? Aug 17, 2020 18:02 |
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Shame Boy posted:wow a specific ounce of a specific gold bar, in a bank in switzerland that i presume auditors are not allowed to look directly at oh, they can look at the gold bars all right. lots of gold bars, got them from China at a very good price
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# ? Aug 17, 2020 18:10 |
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The pyrite is right.
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# ? Aug 17, 2020 18:11 |
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Shame Boy posted:what if secondlife, but with bitcoin, and presumably less furry orgies I would presume the opposite, at least per capita
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# ? Aug 17, 2020 18:12 |
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Munkeymon posted:I would presume the opposite, at least per capita i mean i think secondlife is literally 100% furry orgies now because i can't imagine anyone else in the world is still using it so they've got quite a steep hill to climb
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# ? Aug 17, 2020 18:15 |
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print a trillion tether, sell tether to buy gold, use gold to back tether gold, use tether gold to back tether
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# ? Aug 17, 2020 18:27 |
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pog backed tethers
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# ? Aug 17, 2020 18:32 |
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Oh no
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# ? Aug 17, 2020 19:38 |
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Shame Boy posted:i mean i think secondlife is literally 100% furry orgies now because i can't imagine anyone else in the world is still using it so they've got quite a steep hill to climb is secondlife still around? someone needs to fly dongcopters through a virtual news interview again.
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# ? Aug 17, 2020 19:42 |
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i also found "elrond" which may or may not be scientologycoin i legit can't tell among other things their website says that finally someone is starting web 3.0:
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# ? Aug 17, 2020 19:45 |
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they have a forum with more than one meme thread, great uh... sure
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# ? Aug 17, 2020 19:47 |
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oh they mean the guy agent smith played in lord of the rings don't they, i forgot this is the internet nobody is actually clever. anyway their gallery of white men is pretty good too https://elrond.com/team/ co-founded by a self-taught tech whiz kid, please take all my money e: holy wow this dude's neckbeard is some next-level poo poo Shame Boy fucked around with this message at 19:52 on Aug 17, 2020 |
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Wow how do I give this company millonen of usd$ and/or bitscoins?
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# ? Aug 17, 2020 19:53 |
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i refuse to believe that's a real beard. he must have tripped in a barbershop while carrying a tube of superglue
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# ? Aug 17, 2020 20:00 |
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Shame Boy posted:oh they mean the guy agent smith played in lord of the rings don't they, i forgot this is the internet nobody is actually clever. right below the picture he is cofounder and cio but in the text description he's the cto.
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# ? Aug 17, 2020 20:02 |
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Shame Boy posted:they have a forum with more than one meme thread, great Who is Myer Disnot?
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Shame Boy posted:they have a forum with more than one meme thread, great Is this like gamer girl bathwater
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# ? Aug 17, 2020 20:43 |
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Splicer posted:#Myerdi Snot For Sale bitcoin miningwater
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# ? Aug 17, 2020 20:45 |
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Shame Boy posted:oh they mean the guy agent smith played in lord of the rings don't they, i forgot this is the internet nobody is actually clever. Yeah, Elrond Coinhalving.
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# ? Aug 17, 2020 20:50 |
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proof of steak where every coin is backed 1:1 by a real steak stored deep in a swiss vault
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# ? Aug 17, 2020 20:56 |
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Boxturret posted:proof of steak where every coin is backed 1:1 by a real steak stored deep in a swiss vault except in the case of Tether Steak it's an eye round steak lol. Technically still a steak, just the worst one on the cow.
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# ? Aug 17, 2020 21:08 |
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100% bug fed rat steak
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# ? Aug 17, 2020 21:09 |
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Boxturret posted:100% bug fed rat steak https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdld7SqnIxE
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https://twitter.com/TheStalwart/status/1295381971087044608?s=19
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