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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:Gravity was better at what Pandora tried to do because it wasn't full of dumb looking blue cats. that reminds me, reignofevil's avatar these days makes me viscerally uncomfortable. That thing's loving face
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:that reminds me, reignofevil's avatar these days makes me viscerally uncomfortable. That thing's loving face I might possibly be working on some kind of cure for the Pandora Disorder but it's slow going. Almost definitely going to be after someone hits the necessary button to de-king Funky.
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Without having seen the movie, I'd have to say that Pandora looks like a 70s sci-fi/fantasy book cover
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fauna posted:would a navi thrive on earth? Probably not!
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I'm sincerely touched by this avatar. This new form is like my super saiyan level 3.
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fauna posted:would a navi thrive on earth? Look forward to the Holocaust parallel that Cameron inserts, where all the Navi get shipped to earth for "re-education" and slowly get crushed to death by our gravity.
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fauna posted:would a navi thrive on earth? No, don't they not breathe oxygen or something?
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:No, don't they not breathe oxygen or something? humans don't breathe Pandora air. It's not been confirmed yet if the disgusting catfolk can breathe regular air.
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:humans don't breathe Pandora air. It's not been confirmed yet if the disgusting catfolk can breathe regular air. Hmm, interesting. *Breathes deeply* *dies* Aw, crap, gotta treeboot brb
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So since Avatars are like cloned by Earthlings to be soulless husks or whatever, will Jake and whatsherfaces' kids be horrible abominations because science didn't foresee that someone would actually want to gently caress a blue cat person?
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Archer666 posted:So since Avatars are like cloned by Earthlings to be soulless husks or whatever, will Jake and whatsherfaces' kids be horrible abominations because science didn't foresee that someone would actually want to gently caress a blue cat person? I think he uploaded his soul into the body in the movie somehow using one of their trees I'd like to see the reverse avatar, where the aliens have to make human avatars and the events of the film take the form of a "when harry met sally" esque romantic comedy
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FunkyAl posted:I think he uploaded his soul into the body in the movie somehow using one of their trees listen how often do i have to post in this thread to get a stuid avatar, ANY stupid avater
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look at me i'm beautiful now
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ewa navi
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reignofevil posted:I might possibly be working on some kind of cure for the Pandora Disorder but it's slow going. Almost definitely going to be after someone hits the necessary button to de-king Funky. UPDATE I like it this way. We're all just gonna have to learn to love living on pandora because I've decided not to change back!
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:listen how often do i have to post in this thread to get a stuid avatar, ANY stupid avater Yours looks like it's made of taffy.
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I'd like to be turned into that avatar that has pink skin and no hair that I dreamed of last night.
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:Yours looks like it's made of taffy. That one is the Avatar animatronic from disneyland, which is actually extremely impressive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_p4mn5BstQo
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FunkyAl posted:That one is the Avatar animatronic from disneyland, which is actually extremely impressive Yes, but can you even have sex with it?
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who wouldn't make a robot they couldn't gently caress
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RickRogers posted:Yes, but can you even have sex with it? If you like getting your penis all mangled and hosed up by the inside of a clock
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another day working at Disneyland. everyone keeps asking me if they can gently caress the Avatar animatronic. buddy, they won’t even let me gently caress it
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"Haha, I wishI could buddy! Haha, ha ha...." *looks around warily* "Meet me at the spinning tea cups just before closing....buddy"
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That's for club 23 or whatever members only.
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Apparently the rest of the ride is really boring.
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Apparently the rest of the ride is really boring. Can confirm. Pretty, but boring.
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Lemniscate Blue posted:Can confirm. Pretty, but boring. but ha enough about hahahaha Avatar ahahahahahaha
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oh but seriously I posted:but ha enough about hahahaha Avatar ahahahahahaha Your laughter exposes your fangs! I hiss at you from atop the fridge! I mean, uh, WILD ARBOREAL FRIDGE yeah!!!!
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Your laughter exposes your fangs! I hiss at you from atop the fridge! I mean, uh, WILD ARBOREAL FRIDGE yeah!!!! (with apologies to Fauna) 
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Musluk posted:(with apologies to Fauna) I accept this tribute. Also I peed on the fridge so I can stick to it better, just so you know I'm being safe.
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Should have connected your hairpenis to the power cable so you can become one with the fridge and enter The Cool Zone
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Archer666 posted:Should have connected your hairpenis to the power cable so you can become one with the fridge and enter The Cool Zone Excuse me, bit that so called "hairpenis" is called a "queue" I quote the avatar wiki: "Na'vi couples may also connect queues while mating, though this is purely to create an emotional bond and does not in itself lead to procreation." I think the more appropriate human analogy would be when one partner "puts one in the stink", not necessary for procreation, but creates a deeper bond between partners nonetheless.
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fauna posted:well, here goes nothing I have a very annoying and rude question, for which I have dragged a mouse corpse to the tree as tribute. I keep thinking Pick is me and I'm Pick, and I think the Pandora pee-mur represents me better. Could I maybe get this as my av? Please don't bite me and push me out of the tree!
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i got the most dogshit of Av avs. it needs to be 300% better or 30,000% worse
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So your av is kind of mediocre? Isn’t that truly the Avatar experience?
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oh but seriously I posted:i got the most dogshit of Av avs. it needs to be 300% better or 30,000% worse Better huddle around the tree of souls and start praying for a new one!
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*draws a lemur on the trunk with fruit juice like Rafiki* *also starts going WHHOOOO HOOO HAHAHA like Rafiki*
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RickRogers posted:Look forward to the Holocaust parallel that Cameron inserts, where all the Navi get shipped to earth for "re-education" and slowly get crushed to death by our gravity. a plot point that would mesh more with cameron's metaphors would be navi children being placed with earth families to be raised as earth-savvy supersoldiers, only to be slowly crushed to death by our gravity. but this is a plot point in my defunct webcomic, so i would sue. i think we will eventually see a canonical human/navi hybrid, and it will be a beautiful, tragic creature, doomed to an early death from heroism. but first it will get a plot-relevant sex scene
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