|
Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I once pull a huge log of poo poo out of my Nintendo Entertainment System, it had been secreted by the game Wizardry: Proving Grounds of the Mad Overlord. It had happened because my part, which was composed of a man named Fart and a man named rear end, died in the first area because I was high on weed and didn't have my contacts in. The game poo poo itself because it hated me. The game got mad at me. I would never get mad at the game, even if it got mad at me. Hey man, rough start to the week?
|
# ? Aug 17, 2020 15:46 |
|
|
# ? Mar 28, 2024 21:53 |
|
Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I once pull a huge log of poo poo out of my Nintendo Entertainment System, it had been secreted by the game Wizardry: Proving Grounds of the Mad Overlord. It had happened because my part, which was composed of a man named Fart and a man named rear end, died in the first area because I was high on weed and didn't have my contacts in. The game poo poo itself because it hated me. The game got mad at me. I would never get mad at the game, even if it got mad at me. Did you try taking it out and blowing on it?
|
# ? Aug 17, 2020 16:08 |
|
Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:I was still pretty young when AVGN first started making videos in like 2004, and he made me believe it was cool to drink Rolling Rock. It is NOT loving cool to drink Rolling Rock. Rolling Rock is for poo poo rear end fux Getting mad at drinks lmao.
|
# ? Aug 17, 2020 16:12 |
|
3D Megadoodoo posted:Getting mad at drinks lmao. At Rolling Rock, no less lmao. One of the most inoffensive beers on the planet ahaha
|
# ? Aug 17, 2020 16:44 |
|
you think that's bad wait til you hear what i have to say about MILLER HIGH LIFE
|
# ? Aug 17, 2020 17:27 |
|
♪ he's gonna drink til he's on his rear end and drink the lovely beers that he has he'd rather have a rotten zima take a diarrhea poo poo in his eaaaaaar ♪
|
# ? Aug 17, 2020 17:30 |
|
Miller High Life is poop from a butt, and I'd rather drag my nuts across a field of rusty nails than drink that swill.
|
# ? Aug 17, 2020 18:20 |
|
a peck of pickled peckers posted:Miller High Life is poop from a butt, and I'd rather drag my nuts across a field of rusty nails than drink that swill. Thanks for sharting.
|
# ? Aug 17, 2020 18:22 |
|
a peck of pickled peckers posted:Miller High Life is poop from a butt, and I'd rather drag my nuts across a field of rusty nails than drink that swill. I'mma print this out and put it in my "Things no one is making a peck of pickled peckers do in the first place" folder that I keep in my massive, elaborate physical filing system.
|
# ? Aug 17, 2020 19:06 |
|
i think the Madden franchise accounts for most of my gaming anger. pretty sure no matter what difficulty setting you're on those games just have a bullshit mode
|
# ? Aug 17, 2020 19:16 |
|
a peck of pickled peckers posted:Miller High Life is poop from a butt, and I'd rather drag my nuts across a field of rusty nails than drink that swill. I'll drink it
|
# ? Aug 17, 2020 19:16 |
|
Plan Z posted:I never believe people who complained that they raged so hard they broke controllers as kids. What upbringing did people have where they could break a controller and their parents' response would be anything besides "Oh well, then I guess you don't play any games until Christmas?" You are quite lucky not to have known any spoiled rear end in a top hat children growing up.
|
# ? Aug 17, 2020 20:20 |
|
It's 2020. Kids are eating rear end the whole time they aren't dying of capitalism, but will only drink their favoured brands of horrible American beers.
|
# ? Aug 17, 2020 20:58 |
|
Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I once pull a huge log of poo poo out of my Nintendo Entertainment System, it had been secreted by the game Wizardry: Proving Grounds of the Mad Overlord. It had happened because my part, which was composed of a man named Fart and a man named rear end, died in the first area because I was high on weed and didn't have my contacts in. The game poo poo itself because it hated me. The game got mad at me. I would never get mad at the game, even if it got mad at me.
|
# ? Aug 17, 2020 22:50 |
|
They just announced that the new Xbox is gonna be SIX hundred Freaking dollars and I pissed my pants RIGHT in the driveway!!!
|
# ? Aug 17, 2020 23:00 |
|
I was playing Mass Effect 3 on insanity earlier today and Cerberus grenade spam got me so mad I called my dog a poopslut. He didn't mind though, he was high on my weed cookies.
|
# ? Aug 17, 2020 23:22 |
|
The Dregs posted:I was playing Mass Effect 3 on insanity earlier today and Cerberus grenade spam got me so mad I called my dog a poopslut. He didn't mind though, he was high on my weed cookies. your dog is a poopslut
|
# ? Aug 17, 2020 23:27 |
|
Hell yeah he is
|
# ? Aug 18, 2020 01:08 |
|
When I was a young Christian lad I would pray to god to help me beat a tough level and then cry and tell him I hated him when I didn’t get Jesus powers to finally nail that platform jump in Super Star Wars. Of all the things to go to hell for...
|
# ? Aug 18, 2020 01:14 |
|
Big Beef City posted:I'mma print this out and put it in my "Things no one is making a peck of pickled peckers do in the first place" folder that I keep in my massive, elaborate physical filing system. this post was funny, thanks <3
|
# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:09 |
|
Did anyone actually like Inindo?
|
# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:18 |
|
$600 fukkin dollars for a Xbox lmao I'm STILL PISSIN CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP
|
# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:23 |
|
gamers got so mad at the kinect they killed it.Lawrence Gilchrist posted:Did anyone actually like Inindo? it's spelt Nintendo, and no.
|
# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:27 |
|
Korthal posted:Kids these days with their digital games, they can't poop on the game's cases anymore This is why we poo poo post. Poop on the internet.
|
# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:31 |
|
I took a poo poo WHILE gaming. Not due to anger. Just had a lot of fiber
|
# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:34 |
|
Once in a while I would do rails of coke while playing Skyrim. I got really mad at something (I don't even remember what) and started yelling. My roommate came to see what was up, and I hate hosed him until we both couldn't move. That's my angry at video games story.
|
# ? Aug 18, 2020 04:31 |
|
I played Unreal Tournament while on a lotta acid once and it wasn't a game, I was just doing that poo poo, shooting dudes, jumping around, the bullets hurt. I went like 48-3 or something completely insane. I was drenched in sweat and it was the fear sweat that smells bad. It was fuckin awesome but I could only play 2 rounds because I thought I was going to have a heart attack
|
# ? Aug 18, 2020 05:00 |
|
Big Beef City posted:I took a poo poo WHILE gaming. The sun has set on the Bathroom Book. The sun has risen on the Bathroom Cellphone Gacha Game.
|
# ? Aug 18, 2020 05:12 |
|
WILDTURKEY101 posted:I played Unreal Tournament while on a lotta acid once and it wasn't a game, I was just doing that poo poo, shooting dudes, jumping around, the bullets hurt. I went like 48-3 or something completely insane. I was drenched in sweat and it was the fear sweat that smells bad. It was fuckin awesome but I could only play 2 rounds because I thought I was going to have a heart attack have you posted about this before? i swear many years ago I remember a goon telling this story
|
# ? Aug 18, 2020 05:30 |
|
Junk posted:have you posted about this before? i swear many years ago I remember a goon telling this story there are other ways to play Unreal Tournament?
|
# ? Aug 18, 2020 05:33 |
|
Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:You ever get so insanely pissed off that you forcibly pulled ur non-erect cock through the center hole of a PS2 disc while screaming in agony because the hole was still too small then getting hard and watching ur dick go purple from the blood flow being constricted just because u were so pissed off at Jak n Daxter 2. Did u ever do that that dock mission WAS pretty tough
|
# ? Aug 18, 2020 05:48 |
|
Junk posted:have you posted about this before? i swear many years ago I remember a goon telling this story Probably. This was 11 or 12 years ago and it was fuckin awesome enough to post about.
|
# ? Aug 18, 2020 06:17 |
|
One time I got so mad at a game I was yelling so much I farted, then I laughed and stopped yelling and the fart and I grabbed a beer afterward
|
# ? Aug 18, 2020 08:22 |
|
Seriouspost: when I get mad at computer video games I don't destroy my own property or even curse, I yell: "WHYYYYY?!?" like it's the god drat God tempting me by making the aiming while driving in Saints Row basically impossible. Thanks for readin.g
|
# ? Aug 18, 2020 11:42 |
|
Sometimes I show my middle finger to my monitor. But never two middle fingers. I'm not an animal.
|
# ? Aug 18, 2020 11:51 |
|
whenever I get a russian kid shrieking at me down a mic, i feel like i understand the cold war just a little bit more. angry russians are just really funny.
|
# ? Aug 18, 2020 12:47 |
|
3D Megadoodoo posted:Seriouspost: when I get mad at computer video games I don't destroy my own property or even curse, I yell: "WHYYYYY?!?" like it's the god drat God tempting me by making the aiming while driving in Saints Row basically impossible. big facts OP when i get mad i pretty much just say "why? why? but why though. why do we have to do this" over and over again until it stops
|
# ? Aug 18, 2020 15:02 |
|
Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:big facts OP when i get mad i pretty much just say "why? why? but why though. why do we have to do this" over and over again until it stops Also when I bang my toe against furniture.
|
# ? Aug 18, 2020 15:07 |
|
My honest answer to "Do you get mad at games" is: I've thrown controllers with accidentally more force than intended a few times. And by that I mean - the controller slid into it's own skidding cord, flipped over, and hit the coffee table leg or entertainment center thing as it slowed down and I went "aww-opshit", that word you say that's both distinctly "Whoops comma poo poo period" in your own mind? Otherwise I guess I've just dropped controllers or pushed a keyboard away with my thumbs and said "Gooood dammit". I am not an overly violent man.
|
# ? Aug 18, 2020 15:20 |
|
|
# ? Mar 28, 2024 21:53 |
|
Yesterday I died in Spelunky in such a depressing way that the entire week is pretty much ruined.
|
# ? Aug 18, 2020 15:33 |