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old friend

nut posted:

hey old friend missed u

hi nut how u doin bb

# ? Aug 15, 2020 23:07

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 15:28

nut

better than the frog

# ? Aug 15, 2020 23:11

old friend

nut posted:

better than the frog

we can soon fix that

# ? Aug 15, 2020 23:11

vanisher

nut posted:

better than the frog

he's surprised but his hands are welcoming the load as though he's saying "right here" with excitement

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# ? Aug 16, 2020 00:59

nut

old friend posted:

we can soon fix that

# ? Aug 16, 2020 01:17

Khanstant

nut posted:

what if your pee was so strong that the little pee-paddle in the frog's mouth started spinning so fast it flings your own piss back at you

# ? Aug 16, 2020 03:29

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Khanstant posted:

what if your pee was so strong that the little pee-paddle in the frog's mouth started spinning so fast it flings your own piss back at you

that's... the goal?

# ? Aug 16, 2020 03:30

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Plant MONSTER. posted:

i read in the amazon that there are frogs that jump up your peehole to get to the piss that's directly in the bladder

Can you post a link? Looked all over Amazon, couldn't figure out hiw to order this.

# ? Aug 16, 2020 04:59

Khanstant

sorry you need to check the warehouses physically, they dont sell em online

# ? Aug 16, 2020 08:20

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

I get my frog mouth toilet from a guy I know

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# ? Aug 16, 2020 08:24

cda: by Hand Knit

you can get a knockoff in Chinatown and most people won't be able to tell the difference

# ? Aug 16, 2020 08:53

nut

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Can you post a link? Looked all over Amazon, couldn't figure out hiw to order this.

# ? Aug 16, 2020 12:35

nut

canopic jars of the south

# ? Aug 16, 2020 13:29

Khanstant

lol that third frog is a tag-along trying to fit in

# ? Aug 16, 2020 17:24

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

All toilets are horrified by what we do to them, but most so not have faces. Makes you think.

# ? Aug 16, 2020 17:44

Literally A Person: Smugworth Wuz Here

This thread raises an interesting hypothetical question. Would the frogs use a human face shaped toilet? Would they!? WOULD THEY!!!??

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# ? Aug 18, 2020 01:59

google THIS

Literally A Person posted:

This thread raises an interesting hypothetical question. Would the frogs use a human face shaped toilet? Would they!? WOULD THEY!!!??

they don't need to

# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:04

Literally A Person: Smugworth Wuz Here

google THIS posted:

they don't need to

Oh humanity, you sick pile of trash. Have you no shame???

*ribbit*

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# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:08

Prof. Crocodile

google THIS posted:

"...and then, in order to prove that i couldn't possibly be any weirder, i added some christmas wrapping paper with dancing pandas around the base of the toilet."

# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:21

vanisher

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# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:40

nut

vanisher posted:

# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:45

nut

more like jfc toys

# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:45

google THIS

vanisher posted:

# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:46

vanisher

nut posted:

more like jfc toys

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# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:46

Prof. Crocodile

vanisher posted:

this really hits home as whenever i poop i wear a white cape, a toilet-shaped cowl, and sometimes a bib with a toilet on it

# ? Aug 18, 2020 02:52

cda: by Hand Knit

vanisher posted:

# ? Aug 18, 2020 03:09

cda: by Hand Knit

Some one put the frog toilet in loss.jpg

# ? Aug 18, 2020 03:09

Prof. Crocodile

frohegao

# ? Aug 18, 2020 03:42

nut

Prof. Crocodile posted:

frohegao

# ? Aug 18, 2020 03:53

alexandriao

Khanstant posted:

he looks scared

# ? Aug 18, 2020 03:54

alexandriao

is it self aware
is that why its scared

# ? Aug 18, 2020 03:55

alnilam

Prof. Crocodile posted:

this really hits home as whenever i poop i wear a white cape, a toilet-shaped cowl, and sometimes a bib with a toilet on it

Us experienced toilet users know that toilet time can get messy, it's good to be prepared

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# ? Aug 18, 2020 04:15

Plant MONSTER.: I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

alexandriao posted:

is it self aware
is that why its scared

it's scared because it suddenly realizes it has to come face to face with the reality that he's really into this kind of lifestyle (pee and pood in). He's imagining what his friends and family will think and also thinks of how he'd be free if they'd all just gently caress off and never talk to him again

a lot of thoughts transpire in a moment

# ? Aug 18, 2020 04:17