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Cat Machine posted:I'm tempted to go back to my local when it reopens next week because they've got Empire Strikes Back and Flash Gordon, but my experiences at supermarkets and the pub have lead me to believe it'll be a bit of a shitshow re: the public and rules. What's it been like at your cinema? We're doing all the usual enhanced cleaning stuff and running at 60% occupancy, plus seating and exiting people group by group. People have been pretty good about wearing masks in the lobby now it's required, and a few have even been wearing them in the screens even though they don't have to. I wouldn't like to go into a screen that was more than half full, but honestly it's been so quiet that social distancing has been easy. I went to see Jurassic Park the other day and I was one of maybe ten people in there.
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Aug 18, 2020 13:34
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Just bought 10L of water to haul around with me at work tomorrow Ratty getting ripped
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Bobby Deluxe posted:ha ha ha man do you guys remember 2020 and how we thought things couldnt get worse Thought that said post sent via musket
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Aug 18, 2020 14:48
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it is the year 2022 and in mans dark future there is only apps
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Aug 18, 2020 14:55
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I'm excited for the year 2525 if man is still alive
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Bobby Deluxe posted:it is the year 2022 and in mans dark future there is only baps 
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hemale in pain posted:I'm excited for the year 2525 if man is still alive In the year 3535 Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lie Everything you think, do and say Is in the pill you took today
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Just spent the afternoon lugging poo poo around and sorting the car out for the new work starting tomorrow. Should have checked my email because its delayed again. But I still get paid so I won't grumble e: beyond this post i guess
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Aug 18, 2020 16:35
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what are you counting this time
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Aug 18, 2020 16:39
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in 2022 i realised that i hadn't actually become a purely electronic entity but had instead fallen into a big k hole while watching a pirated copy of Reboot if anyone asks, i still describe this as "90% of a satori"
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hemale in pain posted:I'm excited for the year 2525 if man is still alive 2025 is where it's at 
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Aug 18, 2020 17:00
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Fatkraken posted:2025 is where it's at The intro song on this uses the song I was quoting basically. Never watched a episode but it looks like the awful garbage I'd like.
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Aug 18, 2020 17:16
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But is it art?
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Aug 18, 2020 17:24
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I bought a small bookcase and then had to carry it a mile up the hill. Good times.
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wait poo poo it's 2525, I always misread it as 2025 now my joke doesn't work poo poo
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kecske posted:what are you counting this time i like to imagine that he is surveying Voles
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2022 I probably got another blowjob token and promptly got it confiscated. Because I'm an idiot and fly too close to the sun.
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Aug 18, 2020 17:41
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Voles are good and cool and I am pissed off when the neighbours' cats kill them in my garden.
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fridge corn posted:In the year 3535 ...is in the pill I took...today? 18th August 2020 AD? 
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Gonna post this here too because lol and I had no idea what the gently caress he was saying Full video: https://www.reddit.com/r/WinStupidPrizes/comments/ibpl3z/man_is_being_racist_on_the_tube_gets_absolutely/ https://twitter.com/Richjustoh/status/1295090948037316610?s=20
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goatface posted:Voles are good and cool and I am pissed off when the neighbours' cats kill them in my garden. Bb gun with bio degradable pellets. Neighbours cats were attempting to maul my chikkuns so that was my solution. Once they got a bb to the arse a couple times they got the message. My own cats don't care about the chickens one bit which is nice though. Why can't all cats be cool.
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Salisbury Snape posted:Bb gun with bio degradable pellets. start with a squirt gun/hose/motion sensing sprinkler, stray BB could cause a genuine injury 
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They've not been back. We tried a water gun at first and it didn't deter them. Its a very low power bb gun and I'm very careful. My wife's grandad couldn't understand why I didn't shoot it with the shotgun. But he's from a weird generation of farmers that just loving love to shoot anything that moves.
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We've got somebody in our town that has been going round spraying "infowar's.com" all over the place (THAT loving APOSTROPHE) and they have recently upgraded to this poo poo. **sigh**
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I love kitties as much as the next person. I wouldn't want to intentionally hurt one for no reason but I love my chickens and they were very small and defensless. They are much bigger now and can fend for themselves.
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Aug 18, 2020 18:19
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AHH F/UGH posted:Gonna post this here too because lol and I had no idea what the gently caress he was saying That's the Good Stuff™️
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Aug 18, 2020 18:34
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i am incapable of spelling "can't" correctly
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I'm the "submisIon" irl.
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AHH F/UGH posted:Gonna post this here too because lol and I had no idea what the gently caress he was saying chat poo poo get banged
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Aug 18, 2020 19:39
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There are loads of them around, I saw that first one and this one today, my mates have seen others and they all have some amazingly bad spelling errors
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Aug 18, 2020 19:40
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Aug 18, 2020 19:44
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They said they cardnt breath, rip
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Next time you go past the "SAY NO TO MA" one, could you add underneath "BECAUSE SHE'LL gently caress ANYTHING AND MUST BE RIDDLED WITH HERPES"?
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Aug 18, 2020 20:12
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I hate what these represent but they don't half make me giggle
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Aug 18, 2020 20:21
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The bad spelling makes you pay attention to it. They know exactly what they're doing. You just need to dig into the conspiracy about the mask conspiracy believers.
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Aug 18, 2020 20:23
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I hope they wore a mask whilst doing that, is really bad for you to inhale that spray paint stuff
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The anti-maskers movement would be the funniest thing ever, peak logical denial, if it wasn't so potentially dangerous.
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