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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

power botton posted:

your character should be a woman cop with short hair and muscles just to piss everyone off
instant game over if you pull into a mcdonalds and your order takes more than 40 seconds to prepare lol

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Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



my RTX 2080 might not be long ISA wise but it's certainly thicc PCIe wise!

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

toiletbrush posted:

That's what made Flat-out 2 (and the Ultimate Carnage remake) the better game. BO:P wins on sheer speed and having traffic, but FO2/FO2:UC wins on having no rubber-banding, the AI haphazardly wrestling with the same physics you are, and the insane amount of environmental destructibility.

on cheap right now if anyone wanted some physics-smashing racing


https://www.fanatical.com/en/bundle/flatout-carnage-bundle

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.

qirex posted:

speaking of psygnosis how is there no modern take on g*police

give me a new wiz n liz

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

here's what I want: a GTA open world except its carmageddon instead of a boring gta game

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

qirex posted:

in 2021 it should be more like gently caress the g*police or All G*Police Are Bastards but how with our giant video cards are there basically no games where you fly around a cool city blowing stuff up, everything is bound to human scale

Da Ali G*Police

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

power botton posted:

here's what I want: a GTA open world except its carmageddon instead of a boring gta game

this is pretty much the mad max game

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
gta:sao paulo

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

qirex posted:

this is pretty much the mad max game
thunderpoon

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

echinopsis posted:

gta:sao paulo
minus cars, this is max payne 3 iirc

psiox
Oct 15, 2001

Babylon 5 Street Team
oh yeah, forgot to update: satisfactory really does feel like factorio with subnautica mechanics and i really like it

there're obviously bugs (my inventory disappearing after saving just because i was in offline mode- which is my preferred way to do anything- was grating) but i think i've figured them out now. sunk in 15 hours over the weekend :x good call, echi

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

Uptime Sinclair posted:

instant game over if you pull into a mcdonalds and your order takes more than 40 seconds to prepare lol

holy poo poo pissssssssss

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

psiox posted:

good call, echi

:hf:

DELETE CASCADE
Oct 25, 2017

i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003
woop woop, that's the sound of g*police

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I don't get what's censored there.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

toiletbrush posted:

That's what made Flat-out 2 (and the Ultimate Carnage remake) the better game. BO:P wins on sheer speed and having traffic, but FO2/FO2:UC wins on having no rubber-banding, the AI haphazardly wrestling with the same physics you are, and the insane amount of environmental destructibility.

Burnout Paradise was still great though, just a shame the recent remake didn't up the traffic count, the streets are way too empty.

NoneMoreNegative posted:

on cheap right now if anyone wanted some physics-smashing racing


https://www.fanatical.com/en/bundle/flatout-carnage-bundle

I just thought - also really good for physics-based impact racing; Wreckfest (by the Flatout devs)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6LQz-I-0PE

https://store.steampowered.com/app/228380/Wreckfest/

I played a few hours and really enjoyed the car-feel and the realness of the physics engine. I would say this is a little better than Flatout as the engine seems to not get your car stuck on a single roadcone or loose brick and ruin your entire race like FO did.

I don't think I'd pay full whack for WF but on sale, definitley.

https://www.fanatical.com/en/game/wreckfest 60% off at the moment.

about as cheap as you're going to get it, though its been down under a tenner at least once: https://isthereanydeal.com/game/wreckfest/info/

NoneMoreNegative fucked around with this message at 21:50 on Aug 17, 2020

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

Doesn't Wreckfest open with a bunch of dads on riding lawnmowers in a demolition derby lmao?
That game loving rules.

toiletbrush
May 17, 2010

NoneMoreNegative posted:

I just thought - also really good for physics-based impact racing; Wreckfest (by the Flatout devs)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6LQz-I-0PE

https://store.steampowered.com/app/228380/Wreckfest/

I played a few hours and really enjoyed the car-feel and the realness of the physics engine. I would say this is a little better than Flatout as the engine seems to not get your car stuck on a single roadcone or loose brick and ruin your entire race like FO did.

I don't think I'd pay full whack for WF but on sale, definitley.

https://www.fanatical.com/en/game/wreckfest 60% off at the moment.

about as cheap as you're going to get it, though its been down under a tenner at least once: https://isthereanydeal.com/game/wreckfest/info/
That video's got a ton of useful info but the pictures aren't representative of the game

watch this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jn-AMZm2WJw

TimWinter
Mar 30, 2015

https://timsthebomb.com
https://i.imgur.com/msEKL0q.mp4

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




yospos you can play flight sim 2k20 and fly to groverhaus now


https://twitter.com/boldlybuilding2/status/1295870236080648192?s=21

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I don't get what's censored there.
g*police = goodpolice. very offensive concept in modernity

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

Here, I found a goodpolice

https://thegrio.com/2020/07/29/chicago-police-chief-boyd-dies-by-suicide/

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
:hmmyes:

Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost

does the article specify whether he committed suicide by shooting himself once in the temple/mouth or by shooting himself six times in the back?

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



the hard times got it again

https://thehardtimes.net/blog/not-all-cops-this-ones-dead

Weedle
May 31, 2006




Weedle posted:

now now. not every cop is a bad one https://www.odmp.org/

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

lol

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


SHSC Bootdisk Lickers

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004



grey forums loving suck lmao

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

MS Flight Sim is fun as gently caress.. Need to get a new GFX card tho

https://twitter.com/i/status/1296185932572483584

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

jesus WEP posted:

grey forums loving suck lmao

Mad Wack
Mar 27, 2008

"The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"
remember the retired chicago cop that posted on sa that everyone fawned over for months until it came out he was a sex pest

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Mad Wack posted:

remember the retired chicago cop that posted on sa that everyone fawned over for months until it came out he was a sex pest

he wasn't just a sex pest he was a teen groomer

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
he's probably still around in a goon guild

Mad Wack
Mar 27, 2008

"The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"

SmokaDustbowl posted:

he wasn't just a sex pest he was a teen groomer

acab

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Mad Wack posted:

remember the retired chicago cop that posted on sa that everyone fawned over for months until it came out he was a sex pest

no

Weedle
May 31, 2006




Mad Wack posted:

remember the retired chicago cop that posted on sa that everyone fawned over for months until it came out he was a sex pest

tokaii?

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

some of these are heartbreaking. a 23 year old lady cop killed by a wrong-way drunk driver, survived by her husband. a 20 something guy who drowned after saving his son from a rip current. maybe set aside the acab poo poo for like ten loving seconds to read these.

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


being a young woman or a dad trying to save your own child doesn't make you a good cop

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HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


I willingly became a tool of fascism because I hate minorities, not because I don't like my son

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