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AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

No.

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otter
Jul 23, 2007

Ask me about my XCOM and controller collection

word.

No, Rupert your line was "Who do?"

Now we have to start all over again.

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Eewww, she has the white trash version of the FedEx arrow too.

Tex Avery
Feb 13, 2012

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Eewww, she has the white trash version of the FedEx arrow too.

:five:

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth

What does that outfit even look like on someone who it (at least vaguely) fits?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Cobalt-60 posted:

What does that outfit even look like on someone who it (at least vaguely) fits?

Better, at the very least.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Cobalt-60 posted:

What does that outfit even look like on someone who it (at least vaguely) fits?

It would also look out of place anywhere outside of a nightclub, pinup calendar, or Coachella, but at least it would look way more comfortable on the wearer.

Presumably she was going for this kind of thing (maybe NSFW?) https://depositphotos.com/154858594/stock-photo-beautiful-woman-body-in-denim.html

but took a very very wrong turn somewhere.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Cowslips Warren posted:

I remember watching Labyrinth with the girls I used to babysit, and both could not loving grasp why Sarah didn't stay with the Goblin King. gently caress, I could never figure it out either.

He’s a pedophile OP

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

oldpainless posted:

He’s a pedophile OP

Both the character and the performer, sadly (I love Bowie’s music, but he abused underage teens as a young man, there’s no two ways to look at that).

Also, the whole “return baby brother to the human world” thing.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

oldpainless posted:

He’s a pedophile OP

I need to find the source again but someone actually investigated the Lori Maddox accusations and found that there's actually a lot of circumstantial evidence that her claims weren't true (like people being in different countries during the stated dates) and that Bowie was known for being vocally uncomfortable with similar situations.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


chitoryu12 posted:

I need to find the source again but someone actually investigated the Lori Maddox accusations and found that there's actually a lot of circumstantial evidence that her claims weren't true (like people being in different countries during the stated dates) and that Bowie was known for being vocally uncomfortable with similar situations.

And also gay (?)

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Bowie was very bi

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Okay, here.

The important points if you don't want to read:

* Mattix had previously claimed to have lost her virginity to Jimmy Page rather than Bowie, and that story has a ton of evidence proving it

* Mattix told multiple conflicting stories about Bowie, all very different and none of which match up with existing knowledge about where people were and when they had actually met for the first time

* Mattix said she had a 10-year relationship with Bowie like she did Jimmy Page, but there's not a single picture of them together when there's tons of her with Page and no corroborating evidence

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
OH come on, please not Bowie...ugh.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

LifeSunDeath posted:

OH come on, please not Bowie...ugh.

Hey, if he did it, he did it, and that sucks. But it looks like this one has been proven to be very likely false.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Hey, if he did it, he did it, and that sucks. But it looks like this one has been proven to be very likely false.

Maddox/Mattix isn’t the only underage girl whom Bowie is alleged to have abused.
https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/09/david-bowie-sex-two-teenagers-age-consent-8486252/

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012
Oh boy let’s uhhhh focus on this as this? I don’t know I just want to know how the worlds hottest grandma is quantified

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

AlbieQuirky posted:

Maddox/Mattix isn’t the only underage girl whom Bowie is alleged to have abused.
https://metro.co.uk/2019/02/09/david-bowie-sex-two-teenagers-age-consent-8486252/

You know people who are 17 and 14 are students attending the same high school, right? That's not exactly the same as a guy in his 30s or 40s sleeping with a teenager.

Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength

chitoryu12 posted:

You know people who are 17 and 14 are students attending the same high school, right? That's not exactly the same as a guy in his 30s or 40s sleeping with a teenager.

That's why sane jurisdictions have clauses about that sort of thing.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

teen witch posted:

Oh boy let’s uhhhh focus on this as this? I don’t know I just want to know how the worlds hottest grandma is quantified



She must be extremely hot if she needs cryotherapy to cool down.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

teen witch posted:

Oh boy let’s uhhhh focus on this as this? I don’t know I just want to know how the worlds hottest grandma is quantified



she's made of incredibly unstable atoms, and needs to be continually cooled or risk reaching super criticality.

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

LifeSunDeath posted:

she's made of incredibly unstable atoms, and needs to be continually cooled or risk reaching super criticality.

I thought silicone was largely stable

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
The real secret is probably that shes just 30.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Resting Lich Face posted:

The real secret is probably that shes just 3032.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

chitoryu12 posted:

You know people who are 17 and 14 are students attending the same high school, right? That's not exactly the same as a guy in his 30s or 40s sleeping with a teenager.

Yeah I find it incredibly hard to give a poo poo about this in the grand pantheon of "lovely things rock stars did"

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

teen witch posted:

Oh boy let’s uhhhh focus on this as this? I don’t know I just want to know how the worlds hottest grandma is quantified



Pretty sure there's hotter 36 year olds.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Benny Harvey posted:

Pretty sure there's hotter 36 year olds.

poo poo, there's hotter 60-year-olds :orb:.

Shai-Hulud
Jul 10, 2008

But it feels so right!
Lipstick Apathy

Benny Harvey posted:

Pretty sure there's hotter 36 year olds.

Well she has massive tits and as far as i know thats the only objective way to measure hotness so you might want to check your math!

dregan
Jan 16, 2005

I could transport you all into space if I wanted.

teen witch posted:

Oh boy let’s uhhhh focus on this as this? I don’t know I just want to know how the worlds hottest grandma is quantified



Grant Naylor posted:

In just five years he'd saved three hundred and sixty-nine full days. Over a full Earth year. In five years, he'd only lived for four. Although his birth certificate said he was thirty-one, technically he was still only thirty. Although he was thirty-one, he still had the body of a thirty-year-old. If he could maintain this routine, by the time his birth certificate said he was ninety he'd actually only be a very sprightly seventy-eight-year-old. Pretty a-smegging-mazing, eh?

dregan has a new favorite as of 09:35 on Aug 26, 2020

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


https://twitter.com/yugiohmachinim2/status/1298283247047237633?s=19

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

"The only constant in the universe is that everything will change. -Gautama Buddha" - Michael Scott

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

theironjef
Aug 11, 2009

The archmage of unexpected stinks.

Cobalt-60 posted:

What does that outfit even look like on someone who it (at least vaguely) fits?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Wouldn't you keep getting your shirt stuck when you try to reach for things?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Shai-Hulud posted:

Well she has massive tits and as far as i know thats the only objective way to measure hotness so you might want to check your math!

I swear, the only thing Gen Xers will be remembered for is their obsession with watermelon-sized titties and nothing else.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Picnic Princess posted:

I swear, the only thing Gen Xers will be remembered for is their obsession with watermelon-sized titties and nothing else.

Meanwhile, among millennials:

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

The Bloop posted:

Meanwhile, among millennials:



Minecraft hosed us up good, it seems

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

The Bloop posted:

Meanwhile, among millennials:



I find no appeal in square titties

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Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Iron Crowned posted:

I find no appeal in square titties

How else are you supposed to pretend you're doing a trench run?

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