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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
lol. you doofuses are getting tori’d.

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
it’s all according to keikaku.

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007

hi yos

just positing (natch) to say that I love being depressed all the time

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

If you spend significant portions of your time figuring out how to get away from your kids and wife, you hosed up.

you’re like a reverse chud

same bad attitude only bougie liberal

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



The Fool posted:

you’re like a reverse chud

same bad attitude only bougie liberal

well yeah, he owns a house

mystes
May 31, 2006

Kazinsal posted:

starting to understand shaggar
I feel like this is more like Fishmech 2: The Fishmeckoning

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



mystes posted:

I feel like this is more like Fishmech 2: The Fishmeckoning

I mean more in the sense of his thoughts on bicyclists

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
he’s a die hard poo poo stirrer but also a good dude, imo.

mystes
May 31, 2006

Kazinsal posted:

I mean more in the sense of his thoughts on bicyclists
Ah, yes, I can see that.

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

you make your bed and lie in it, and sometimes the neighbours bed too

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


The Fool posted:

you’re like a reverse chud

same bad attitude only bougie liberal

lol so you don't deny that you spend a lot of time figuring out how to avoid your wife and kids, cool

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
you sure trapped him there tori, you're a real clever guy

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007

MononcQc posted:

you make your bed and lie in it, and sometimes the neighbours bed too

lmao

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007

c'mon tori, you lost this one

I love being alone because I'm an introvert like all goons. but I also love being with my wife like all goons

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

If you spend significant portions of your time figuring out how to get away from your kids and wife, you hosed up.

i used to work with this old guy who liked to say that he doesn't retire because he wasn't ready to spend that much time with his wife


we also got chinese food for lunch like 3 times in one week and he said that our eyes were going to go all squinty

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



there seems to be some constant where we need to have at least one person to make horrible takes. stymie finally got banned so nbsd started calling people child molesters and justifying lowtax beating women. nbsd got banned and knuc reappeared. knuc hosed off and now tori is telling people they hate their families for enjoying driving and bragging about loving his wife

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


HAIL eSATA-n posted:

c'mon tori, you lost this one

I love being alone because I'm an introvert like all goons. but I also love being with my wife like all goons

The guy goes out of his way to find ways to be away from his kids and his wife. That's not a sign of a healthy relationship.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Kazinsal posted:

there seems to be some constant where we need to have at least one person to make horrible takes. stymie finally got banned so nbsd started calling people child molesters and justifying lowtax beating women. nbsd got banned and knuc reappeared. knuc hosed off and now tori is telling people they hate their families for enjoying driving and bragging about loving his wife

I've been making horrible takes here for twelve years

The CSPAM covid-19 thread has five people so far getting divorced because they had to spend time with their spouses during quarantine/lockdown.

If your relationship is so fragile that spending time with your wife ruins it, your relationship is poo poo.

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

If you spend significant portions of your time figuring out how to get away from your kids and wife, you hosed up.

powerful transference

it’s not that hard, just tell her you’re going out for smokes and don’t look back

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


The Fool posted:

powerful transference

it’s not that hard, just tell her you’re going out for smokes and don’t look back

You're the one who said you love commuting because it lets you avoid your wife and kids, not me.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

The guy goes out of his way to find ways to be away from his kids and his wife. That's not a sign of a healthy relationship.

let me just take notes about healthy relationships from tori

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

You're the one who said you love commuting because it lets you avoid your wife and kids, not me.

actually no

I’m just the one poking at you because you’re a childless spice monster with bad opinions

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


The Fool posted:

actually no

I’m just the one poking at you because you’re a childless spice monster with bad opinions

No one forced you to have kids, you know.

lollin' when parents cry about how hard it is like they're making a selfless sacrifice for the good of humanity. You did that to yourselves.

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


tori brags about sex like a high school virgin

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Having kids is fine, just don't expect me to give a poo poo about how hard your self-inflicted pain hurts, that's all.

If you've gotta hide from your wife and kids because you can't tolerate being around them, well, I'm going to laugh at you.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



in my opinion it's immoral to be having more children in this absolute hellscape of a timeline but I'm not going to shame anyone who does

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

If you've gotta hide from your wife and kids because you can't tolerate being around them, well, I'm going to laugh at you.

i mean come on guys, we've been laughing at tori for years so it's only fair

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

The Fool posted:

spice monster

lol. that’s a new one.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


rotor posted:

i mean come on guys, we've been laughing at tori for years so it's only fair

I remember that one time you went off on a tear about how "adults drive cars" when I said I didn't like driving. You're the youngest boomer on the planet lol

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Kazinsal posted:

in my opinion it's immoral to be having more children in this absolute hellscape of a timeline but I'm not going to shame anyone who does

I'm not going to shame anyone who does but I will certainly laugh at them when they act like they're making some kind of incredible sacrifice and everyone owes them sympathy.

DELETE CASCADE
Oct 25, 2017

i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003
adults do drive cars, but what the hell good have adults ever done? adults suck rear end. ride a bicycle

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


President Beep posted:

lol. that’s a new one.

I was thinking Cookie Monster but for spicy takes

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I remember that one time you went off on a tear about how "adults drive cars" when I said I didn't like driving. You're the youngest boomer on the planet lol

and i remember when you said having a garage was immoral, we all shitpost sometimes

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


I actually do think owning a smaller second house for your property when so many people are homeless is immoral.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I actually do think owning a smaller second house for your property when so many people are homeless is immoral.

I know! Ridiculous bullshit like that is why we're basically always laughing at you.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Boomer dad has some thoughts and wants to talk to the internet about them.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Boomer dad has some thoughts and wants to talk to the internet about them.

:rolleyes:

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



tori you're the one that gets into screaming matches at mcdonalds, not rotor. u projectin

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I actually do think owning a smaller second house for your property when so many people are homeless is immoral.

The Fool posted:

I was thinking Cookie Monster but for spicy takes

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



What's your favorite brand of compression socks, dad?

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