yospos coronavirus wfh thread year 5 - working all day just isn't right

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MononcQc: May 29, 2007

it's immoral to have a tiny house for your car when the house should perfectly accomodate people shorter than 5 ft

# ? Aug 24, 2020 02:22

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 03:11

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

The Fool posted:

spice monster

the locals call them "shai-hulud"

# ? Aug 24, 2020 02:24

Methanar: Sep 26, 2013; by the sex ghost

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

If you spend significant portions of your time figuring out how to get away from your kids and wife, you hosed up.

you've been probed 242 times wtf

# ? Aug 24, 2020 02:26

MononcQc: May 29, 2007

I think Tori got tired cycling so much because he keeps freewheeling with his lovely posting

# ? Aug 24, 2020 02:31

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

MononcQc posted:

I think Tori got tired cycling so much because he keeps freewheeling with his lovely posting

lol

# ? Aug 24, 2020 02:32

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

move over bob dylan.

# ? Aug 24, 2020 02:32

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

President Beep posted:

move over bob dylan.

BEEP!

# ? Aug 24, 2020 02:40

Achmed Jones: Oct 16, 2004

pittsburgh skyline

# ? Aug 24, 2020 02:44

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

President Beep posted:

move over bob dylan.

beeped again

# ? Aug 24, 2020 02:46

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

lol. remember this dude?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fOrcaiz7X0&t=2m30s

e: aww! wtf. awful app doesn�t acknowledge the time tag thingy. :mad:

# ? Aug 24, 2020 02:47

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003; Can't post for 38 minutes!

MononcQc posted:

I think Tori got tired cycling so much because he keeps freewheeling with his lovely posting

I'm being honest and helpful when I point out that if you need to spend a lot of time trying to avoid your wife and kids, you'd probably be happier without a wife and/or kids.

# ? Aug 24, 2020 02:55

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I'm being...helpful

lol. a bridge too far.

# ? Aug 24, 2020 02:57

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003; Can't post for 38 minutes!

The truth can be hard to hear sometimes.

# ? Aug 24, 2020 02:58

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

pretending that one hundred percent of marriages ityool 2020 are based on LoVe and fAmiLy vAlUes is a remarkably trad viewpoint, i tip my hat on that take

I got no dog in this hunt. Kids are cool, wanted to have some, didn't work out, it's fine.

# ? Aug 24, 2020 03:24

Truman Peyote: Oct 11, 2006

the only children I'm interested in is children of dune

# ? Aug 24, 2020 04:57

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

c'mon tori, you lost this one

I love being alone because I'm an introvert like all goons. but I also love being with my wife like all goons

yeah i do love being with your wife

# ? Aug 24, 2020 05:18

ultravoices: May 10, 2004; You are about to embark on a great journey. Are you ready, my friend?

Jonny 290 posted:

pretending that one hundred percent of marriages ityool 2020 are based on LoVe and fAmiLy vAlUes is a remarkably trad viewpoint, i tip my hat on that take

I got no dog in this hunt. Kids are cool, wanted to have some, didn't work out, it's fine.

countdown to tradcath screeds.

# ? Aug 24, 2020 05:20

HAIL eSATA-n: Apr 7, 2007

Endless Mike posted:

yeah i do love being with your wife

thank you for getting the joke

# ? Aug 24, 2020 05:51

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

skipping 250 posts to say I�m starting another week of wfh by taking a big dump

# ? Aug 24, 2020 13:26

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Captain Foo posted:

skipping 250 posts

unironically a good call.

# ? Aug 24, 2020 13:29

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

President Beep posted:

unironically a good call.

how�s it going beepsy

# ? Aug 24, 2020 14:58

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Captain Foo posted:

how�s it going beepsy

going great, man. new job continues to own, wife and kids are a-okay. how are you?

# ? Aug 24, 2020 15:02

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

also my dad finished chemo last week. doctors are optimistic about his remission prospects.

# ? Aug 24, 2020 15:03

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

President Beep posted:

also my dad finished chemo last week. doctors are optimistic about his remission prospects.

excellent news

# ? Aug 24, 2020 15:10

Methanar: Sep 26, 2013; by the sex ghost

I slept last night one hour at a time.

# ? Aug 24, 2020 15:22

fart simpson: Jul 2, 2005; DEATH TO AMERICA

i slept in a big bed with my wife

# ? Aug 24, 2020 15:36

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

fart simpson posted:

i slept in a big bed with my wife

# ? Aug 24, 2020 15:36

power botton: Nov 2, 2011

I slept in a small bed with my large curvy wife

# ? Aug 24, 2020 15:42

power botton: Nov 2, 2011

well she slept. I spent the whole night wide awake plotting to get away from her.

# ? Aug 24, 2020 15:43

power botton: Nov 2, 2011

just staring at the ceiling. imagining just strapping on my sidi alba 2s and hitting the open road. leaving my large curvy wife I hate behind.

# ? Aug 24, 2020 15:46

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

power botton posted:

well she slept. I spent the whole night wide awake plotting to get away from her.

just go drive around in your car bro

# ? Aug 24, 2020 15:48

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003; Can't post for 38 minutes!

Trade in your wife and kids for a bigger car, it worked for your parents' generation.

# ? Aug 24, 2020 15:49

MononcQc: May 29, 2007

if your wife were the town bike you'd be merging both your passions into a single activity

# ? Aug 24, 2020 16:04

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

MononcQc posted:

if your wife were the town bike you'd be merging both your passions into a single activity

# ? Aug 24, 2020 16:10

power botton: Nov 2, 2011

MononcQc posted:

if your wife were the town bike you'd be merging both your passions into a single activity

"If"

# ? Aug 24, 2020 16:11

Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually; College Slice

can i have a robot hand that doesn't feel pain yet?

# ? Aug 24, 2020 16:14

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003; Can't post for 38 minutes!

*computer guy voice* your wife is the town bicycle

# ? Aug 24, 2020 16:25

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Cold on a Cob posted:

can i have a robot hand that doesn't feel pain yet?

i got u fam

https://www.amazon.com/Reacher-Fold...ps%2C187&sr=8-5

# ? Aug 24, 2020 16:32

Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually; College Slice

President Beep posted:

i got u fam

https://www.amazon.com/Reacher-Fold...ps%2C187&sr=8-5

lol:

# ? Aug 24, 2020 16:56

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Squinky v2.0: Nov 16, 2006; Behind you! A three headed monkey!; College Slice

President Beep posted:

also my dad finished chemo last week. doctors are optimistic about his remission prospects.

I finished chemo 10 years ago today, feels good

# ? Aug 24, 2020 16:57

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