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NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Are they allowed to be called the chiefs still?

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oh no computer
May 27, 2003

yeah. they got rid of the racist mascot though which is a start.

will probably take a while to get rid of this poo poo though:

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

BizarroAzrael posted:

What's on it? I'm making one tomorrow.
pepperoni, mushrooms and black olives

lactose free cheddar and normal mozarella

i hosed up the sauce again so next time i swear to god just passata and clove of garlic

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
do you have a link to your blog?

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Salisbury Snape posted:

Watched the Bristol vs chiefs game and it was intense. Wife did some college work and now I'm owning nerds on cod and watching the drama unfolding with the new goon Eve Echoes guilds

Misread that as "Bristol vs chefs" and had a mental image of the whole of Bristol kicking the poo poo out of Jamie Oliver.

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.


We had a one of our props in our team WhatsApp group gently caress up and post a picture a while back with the caption 'go chefs' while watching a game.
Its become a standing joke

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Jamie Oliver won though.

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.


The mental image of Kyle Sinckler pummelling Jamie Oliver is loving glorious though

Lady Demelza
Dec 29, 2009



Lipstick Apathy
Oh, hey, today is not Friday! Just putting that out there for anyone else who is losing track of time. Thanks to the incredibly loud neighbour putting out the glass recycling for reminding me.

Coop are doing deal of two own-brand pizzas and a tub of Ben & Jerry's ice cream for £5. That's a suspiciously good deal, considering the ice cream is normally a fiver by itself.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
the good lord giveth



and he taketh away

Lady Demelza
Dec 29, 2009



Lipstick Apathy
Even luckier I didn't leave it til the real Friday then.

Edit: I'd share my pizza with goons. I might even fancy it up with some not-quite-dead basil from the pot on the window sill.

Lady Demelza fucked around with this message at 23:58 on Aug 25, 2020

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
just go robbin at iceland instead

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Lady Demelza posted:

Edit: I'd share my pizza with goons. I might even fancy it up with some not-quite-dead basil from the pot on the window sill.

but youre keeping the ice cream?

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.


Lidls American style Ben and Jerry's knock off ice cream is actually pretty good. It's only £1.79 a tub

Lady Demelza
Dec 29, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

NotJustANumber99 posted:

but youre keeping the ice cream?

It's a frozen food with peanuts in it and I'm worried about the food hygiene implications of sharing it.

Really, I'm doing this for your own good.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
lidl is too expensive these days imo

Neurophonic
May 2, 2009

NotJustANumber99 posted:

the good lord giveth



and he taketh away

It could be worse. For the longest time this deal was for four Budweiser instead of B&J

Natalie Fartman
Apr 5, 2013

I selflessly rescued an abandoned cat during the COVID-19 Pandemic :3:

Stay safe and hold on to your fences, goons. Quite a wind out there.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

papa johns do a vegan ben and jerrys and gently caress i could eat a whole tub of it and not have the shits later, its amazing

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It's all quiet and boring without the storm winds.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Morrisons own brand soy strawberry ice-cream is the best vegan one, and it's 80p for half a litre

Most of the others are all coconut based and coconut is a scourge upon the Earth

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
If you're making a curry do you put soy milk in instead of coconut?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
How does vegan ice cream work not taking the piss it seems like it'd need a whole bunch of weird chemicals

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Jose posted:

How does vegan ice cream work not taking the piss it seems like it'd need a whole bunch of weird chemicals

Dairy ice cream is that was because of the fat, so vegan ice cream uses fatty milk-alternatives (soy, coconuts, etc) for the same effect.

Go try the Morrisons one mate, if you don't like it I'll post you 80p

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012

HAVE AT THEE!


Dysgenesis posted:

Got up at 5 because I could sleep to find out I've tested positive for Covid (I'm a health care worker).

Update -

I survived. We did manage to have 11 people get COVID in my department (x ray). Nobody has died yet.

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012

HAVE AT THEE!


Also the NHS in a nutshell -

I was phoned just before my isolation finished by work who asked if I was well enough to do a full list of biopsies on my first day back.

"Its ok if you say no, but there is nobody else to do them".

Galewolf
Jan 9, 2007

The human gallbladder is indeed a puzzle!
Yay for surviving, OP.

:smith: for the NHS in a nutshell.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Dysgenesis posted:

Update -

I survived. We did manage to have 11 people get COVID in my department (x ray). Nobody has died yet.

that's because covid is a lie and only sheeple believe in it

yes I vote ukip why do you ask

Natalie Fartman
Apr 5, 2013

I selflessly rescued an abandoned cat during the COVID-19 Pandemic :3:

Yay for survival too, I hope you don't have any lingering health issues and you're 100% in no time.

Salisbury Snape
May 26, 2014
While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.


So my wife dreamt that I was having an affair and is now really angry with me.
Are all women this crazy, or is it just mine?

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!



Salisbury Snape posted:

So my wife dreamt that I was having an affair and is now really angry with me.
Are all women this crazy, or is it just mine?

There was a girl in my sixth form who was furious with me for a day because I had been mean to her in her dream. She realised around lunchtime this wasn't the most rational response...

Natalie Fartman
Apr 5, 2013

I selflessly rescued an abandoned cat during the COVID-19 Pandemic :3:

We're batshit and we will destroy your soul for breakfasts tyvm

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Salisbury Snape posted:

So my wife dreamt that I was having an affair and is now really angry with me.
Are all women this crazy, or is it just mine?

I've had exactly that. It probably means something.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

my wife talks rubbish in her sleep and then will be mad at me for a while when she wakes up for 'not taking her seriously'

when she was telling me there were ambulances in the butter

MR.B
Mar 15, 2007

I am the Owl
how could you?!

Dr. Cool Aids
Jul 6, 2009
Well, were there?

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005
Had an ex that would reply in her sleep if you spoke to her sometimes. Very dangerous because it was extremely funny but she'd get mad as hell if she knew I'd done it or woke up during it.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Just found an old noose under the conker tree on the little green opposite my driveway. Normal.

Took a photo and now the I dunno lady that works at the pub is following me about chewing wasps asking me why I'm taking photos.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Sudden Javelin posted:

Well, were there?
no, and there were no officers making to the robbery in the bathroom either

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Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

i think my favourite of all time was when she woke up on honeymoon with the sheets wrapped round her head (we usually sleep under a duvet) saying 'help. help.'

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