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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

lance archer was just like brock osweiler when he played

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crow baby
Oct 20, 2012
Hmm don't like hearing JR say "orgasmic"

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


now that was a chokeslam

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
orgasmic jake the snake

AK-47
Jul 10, 2001


Holy gently caress that was such a big chokeslam

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

DuhSal posted:

wish they'd give lance a story other than squashing jobbers, as fun as that may be it's enough already

I think there's hints that him and Brian cage might get into something which, like, gently caress yea

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

woaa--ah that's a chokeslam :stare:

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
This jobber was pretty good at flying around and getting beaten up

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

archer is a great monster. should be in line for a world title shot soon with his record.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



IcePhoenix posted:

Baby Back Brawl

:yeah:

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Need more Lucha Lance

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

crow baby posted:

Hmm don't like hearing JR say "orgasmic"

The Something Awful Forums banned its -ness

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




IcePhoenix posted:

Baby Back Brawl

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

shiksa posted:

I think there's hints that him and Brian cage might get into something which, like, gently caress yea

please yes, i was just wondering what cage should do now that darby's pretty definitively paired off with starks

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

"Everybody dies" is just a statement of fact

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

wtf jericho ahahaha

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
So what happened to that weird elder abuse angle they were doing with archer and Jake?

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


Jericho is gakked

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Quote this post if you want Lance to turn on Jake in this segment.

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



JAKE WHAT

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

JOHN CENA posted:

archer is a great monster. should be in line for a world title shot soon with his record.

the secret to title shots is mowing through jobbers

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
cmoooon archer feud

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Mons Hubris posted:

Jericho is gakked

too much grey goose I think

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

Seams posted:

love the murderhawk monster but he suffers from the Wrestler's Curse (bad tattoos)

Lol the worst part about this is that he already covered up the really bad ones

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

SEGA rear end Fisting posted:

So what happened to that weird elder abuse angle they were doing with archer and Jake?

An isolated incident of bonding

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

SEGA rear end Fisting posted:

So what happened to that weird elder abuse angle they were doing with archer and Jake?

jake the snake was initially apprehensive but in the end it worked so its fine

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Jake walked up to the guy's corpse and then he vanished off screen. What did you do to him Jake!?

fawning deference
Jul 4, 2018

OK seems like they're foreshadowing a world title shot for Archer considering his record so that's good

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

jake's hair/moustache looking ddistinct

smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!

karmicknight posted:

Friends joke, :lol:


I thought when they invented the Casino Ladder Match they had found the winner, but I guess they are going back to the well for some reason.

ALL IN will probably be their PPV with the annual battle royal

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Rhonne posted:

Jake walked up to the guy's corpse and then he vanished off screen. What did you do to him Jake!?

Snakes gotta eat.

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

lance should win and then bring in his muscle

thats right


maki itoh is all elite

fawning deference
Jul 4, 2018

Also I'm surprised Darby doesn't have a specific match with Starks and is instead in the Battle Royale

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

man it would be cool if they did one of those cinematic matches but gave it a serious budget. they could have stuff like jake the snake unhinging his jaw and swallowing marko stunt while lance archer distracts the referee for 18 minutes

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

MJeff posted:

Quote this post if you want Lance to turn on Jake in this segment.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

shiksa posted:

cmoooon archer feud

Trying to think of who would pair well with him. Scorpio would be cool if he stepped up to continue the "Pushing for my shot" angle although I would be sad about him losing.

edit: Oh they're building him up as a monster for the BR, smart

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

purkey posted:

the secret to title shots is mowing through jobbers

its easily the best way to grind CP (contender points)

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
don't disturb jake the snake while he's eating a wrestler, or he will regurgitate it

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



fawning deference posted:

Also I'm surprised Darby doesn't have a specific match with Starks and is instead in the Battle Royale

I think they'll both be in the Battle Royal

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karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

SEGA rear end Fisting posted:

So what happened to that weird elder abuse angle they were doing with archer and Jake?

This is his first appearance on Dynamite since that angle, they may follow it up with more elder abuse.

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