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pseudodragon
Jun 16, 2007


Patrick Spens posted:

To be very charitable to this dude, there's a difference between knowing it's offensive and knowing that it means gay people should be burned to death.

Does it make a difference though? You don't need to know the etymology of every slur to know to NOT loving USE THEM on the job when your entire job is talk on an open mic to the public for hours at a time.

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harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

Maybe he

https://youtu.be/kfAhm19-gOA

misquoted Blazing Saddles?

Note: I don’t believe that’s the case.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Altitude is now on AT&T TV and AT&T TV Now.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Horse poo poo.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


It's a new week and AA decided to do the list again after just... not posting it at all for the last 3 days!

Anyway, baseball all afternoon/evening on MLB Network, Heat try to sweep the Pacers, and round 2 continues of the Stanley Cup Playoffs.

quote:

Baseball
Korean Baseball Organization
KIA Tigers at Doosan Bears — ESPN2, 5:25 a.m. (Thursday)

Golf
PGA Tour Champions
Charles Schwab Series at Ozarks National, Ozarks National Golf Course, Ridgedale, MO
1st Round — Golf Channel, 6 p.m.

MLB
American League
Toronto at Tampa Bay — MLB Network, 3 p.m.
Minnesota at Cleveland — MLB Network, 7 p.m.
Anaheim at Houston — MLB Network, 9 p.m.

National League
Miami at Washington — MLB Network 6 p.m.
Colorado at Arizona — ESPN, 9:30 p.m.

Interleague
Chicago Cubs at Detroit — FS1, 7 p.m.
Kansas City at St. Louis — MLB Network, 9 p.m. (joined in progress)

NBA Playoffs
Western Conference Quarterfinals, AdventHealth Arena/The Field House, Orlando, FL
Game 4: Milwaukee Bucks vs. Orlando Magic — NBA TV, 1:30 p.m. (Milwaukee leads series 2-1)
Game 4: Houston Rockets vs. Oklahoma City Thunder — TNT, 4 p.m. (Houston leads series 2-1)
Game 4: Los Angeles Lakers vs. Portland Trail Blazers — TNT, 9 p.m. (Lakers lead series 2-1)

Eastern Conference Quarterfinal, The Field House, Orlando, FL
Game 4: Indiana Pacers vs. Miami Heat — TNT, 6:30 p.m. (Miami leads series 3-0)

NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs
Eastern Conference Semifinal, Scotiabank Arena, Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Game 1: New York Islanders vs. Philadelphia Flyers — NBCSN, 7 p.m.

Western Conference Semifinal, Rogers Place, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
Game 2: Dallas Stars vs. Colorado Avalanche — NBCSN, 9:45 p.m. (Dallas leads series 1-0)

Tennis
ATP/WTA Tour
Western & Southern Open, USTA Billie Jean King National Tennis Center, Queens, New York, NY
2nd Round — Tennis Channel, 11 a.m.
2nd Round — ESPN2/Tennis Channel, 7 p.m.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Univision did tremendous numbers with the Champions League

Univision posted:

Univision’s TUDN delivered the highest-rated UEFA Champions League final in five years as 2.05 million Total Viewers 2+ and 1.13 million Adults 18-49 tuned in to see German side Bayern München walk away the 2019/2020 champion. The performance caps off a streak which saw TUDN draw the most-viewed Round of 16, Quarter-Final and Semi-Final ever for the property in the U.S.

...

Airing from 3-5 p.m. ET on Univision and TUDN, the match peaked with 2.63 million Total Viewers 2+ and 1.33 million Adults 18-49 from 4:30-5 p.m. ET. The thrilling 1-0 finish is the fourth most-viewed final ever with Total Viewers 2+ regardless of language, and the No. 1 rated on Spanish-language television of all-time with Total Viewers 2+ and Adults 18-49 in the U.S. Compared to 2018/2019, this year’s final saw a +41 percent and +52 percent increase in viewership with Total Viewers 2+ and Adults 18-49, respectively, on Univision’s networks.

Awful Announcing posted:

There is some important context to consider here, particularly that Univision likely got a boost from those who primarily speak English but chose to watch in Spanish rather than signing up for streaming service CBS All Access or watching the few games (including the final) that were also shown on CBS Sports Network (which has limited distribution). And that only happened because CBS took over the rights in July, earlier than they’d expected (they were set to start airing the competition in 2021-22, but Turner exercised an opt-out near the end of June, which let CBS slide in). Broadcast CBS commitments kept them from using that network for this year’s conclusion to the Champions League, but with the upcoming 2020-21 tournament (set to start in October), CBS plans to show many more matches on TV (including the final on broadcast CBS). So the numbers may look different then.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Happy Tuesday, friends

quote:

Baseball
Korean Baseball Organization
LG Twins at Samsung Lions — ESPN2, 5:25 a.m. (Wednesday)

Canadian Premier League
1st Stage
Pacific FC vs. Valour FC — FS2, 8 p.m.

Golf
PGA Tour Champions
Charles Schwab Series at Ozarks National, Ozarks National Golf Course, Ridgedale, MO
2nd Round — Golf Channel, 6 p.m.

MLB
American League
Anaheim at Houston — MLB Network, 4 p.m.
Baltimore at Tampa Bay — FS1, 6:30 p.m.

National League
Cincinnati at Milwaukee — MLB Network, 8 p.m.
Los Angeles Dodgers at San Francisco — FS1 9:45 p.m.

Interleague
Kansas City at St. Louis — MLB Network, 8:15 p.m.

NBA Playoffs
Western Conference Quarterfinals, AdventHealth Arena/The Field House, Orlando, FL
Game 5: Utah Jazz vs. Denver Nuggets — TNT, 6:30 p.m. (Utah leads series 3-1)
Game 5: Dallas Mavericks vs. Los Angeles Clippers — TNT, 9 p.m. (series tied 2-2)

NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs
Eastern Conference Semifinal, Scotiabank Arena, Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Game 2: Boston Bruins vs. Tampa Bay Lightning — NBCSN, 7 p.m. (Boston leads series 1-0)

Western Conference Semifinal, Rogers Place, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
Game 2: Vancouver Canucks vs. Vegas Golden Knights — NBCSN, 9:45 p.m. (Vegas leads series 1-0)

Tennis
ATP/WTA Tour
Western & Southern Open, USTA Billie Jean King National Tennis Center, Queens, New York, NY
Men’s and Women’s Round of 16 — ESPN2, 11 a.m.
Doubles 2nd Round — Tennis Channel, 11 a.m.
Men’s and Women’s Round of 16 — ESPN, 7 p.m.

WNBA
2020 Season, WNBA Courts 1 & 2, Bradenton, FL
New York Liberty vs. Chicago Sky — CBS Sports Network, 7 p.m.
Las Vegas Aces vs. Dallas Wings — CBS Sports Network, 9 p.m.
Indiana Fever vs. Seattle Storm — ESPN2, 10 p.m.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
No, see, he was simply referring to the large amount of stick bundles he had seen in the city-- more than any other place he'd ever been. He had no idea that word even had other meanings

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Buck Showalter has been hired as a studio analyst on MLB Network.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Dudes

quote:

Australian Rules Football
Australian Football League-Round 14
Hawthorn Hawks vs. Essendon Bombers — FS1, 2:30 a.m. (Thursday)
Richmond Tigers vs. West Coast Eagles — FS2, 5 a.m. (Thursday)

Baseball
Korean Baseball Organization
Kiwoom Heroes at Lotte Giants — ESPN2, 5:25 a.m. (Thursday)

Canadian Premier League
1st Stage
Forge FC at York9 FC — Fox Soccer Plus, 12:45 p.m.
FC Edmonton vs. HFX Wanderers — FS2, 7:45 p.m.

PGA Tour Champions
Charles Schwab Series at Ozarks National, Ozarks National Golf Course, Ridgedale, MO
Final Round — Golf Channel, 6 p.m.

Horse Racing
Saratoga Live — FS2, 1 p.m.
Saratoga Live — Fox Sports Net/FS2, 3 p.m.

MLB
National League
Los Angeles Dodgers at San Francisco — ESPN, 9:45 p.m.

Interleague
Pittsburgh at Chicago White Sox — MLB Network, 2 p.m.
New York Yankees at Atlanta — MLB Network, 4 p.m.
New York Yankees at Atlanta — ESPN, 7 p.m.

NBA Playoffs
Eastern Conference Quarterfinal, AdventHealth Arena, Orlando, FL
Game 5: Orlando Magic vs. Milwaukee Bucks — NBA TV, 4 p.m. (Milwaukee leads series 3-1)

Western Conference Quarterfinals, AdventHealth Arena/The Field House, Orlando, FL
Game 5: Oklahoma City Thunder vs. Houston Rockets — TNT, 6:30 p.m. (series tied 2-2)
Game 5: Portland Trail Blazers vs. Los Angeles Lakers — TNT, 9 p.m. (Lakers lead series 3-1)

NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs
Eastern Conference Semifinals, Scotiabank Arena, Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Game 2: New York Islanders vs. Philadelphia Flyers — NBCSN, 3 p.m. (Islanders lead series 1-0)
Game 3: Tampa Bay Lightning vs. Boston Bruins — NBCSN, 8 p.m. (series tied 1-1)

Western Conference Semifinal, Rogers Place, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
Game 3: Colorado Avalanche vs. Dallas Stars — NBCSN, 10:30 p.m. (Dallas leads series 2-0)

Tennis
ATP/WTA Tour
Western & Southern Open, USTA Billie Jean King National Tennis Center, Queens, New York, NY
Men’s and Women’s Quarterfinals — ESPN2, 11 a.m.
Doubles Quarterfinals — Tennis Channel, 1 p.m.
Men’s and Women’s Quarterfinal — Tennis Channel, 7 p.m.

UEFA Women’s Champions League
Semifinal, Estádio San Mamés, Bilbao, Spain
Paris Saint-Germain vs. Olympique Lyonnais — CBS All Access, 2 p.m.

WNBA
2020 Season, WNBA Courts 1 & 2, Bradenton, FL
Washington Mystics vs. Atlanta Dream — ESPN2, 7 p.m.
Los Angeles Sparks vs. Minnesota Lynx — CBS Sports Network, 8 p.m.
Connecticut Sun vs. Phoenix Mercury — CBS Sports Network, 10 p.m.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/timbontemps/status/1298750921648803840?s=21
https://twitter.com/ringer/status/1298751232022990849

Vertical Lime fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Aug 26, 2020

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Suffice to say this schedule is subject to change in light of the Jacob Blake protests and boycotts, but here's where things stand as of now.

quote:

Australian Rules Football
Australian Football League-Round 14
Western Bulldogs vs. Geelong Cats — FS2, 5:30 a.m. (Friday)

Baseball
Korean Baseball Organization
KT Wiz at LG Twins — ESPN2, 5:25 a.m. (Friday)

Canadian Premier League
1st Stage
Atlético Ottawa vs. Cavalry FC — FS2, 7:45 p.m.

Formula 1
Belgian Grand Prix, Circuit de Spa-Francorchamps, Liège, Belgium
Practice 1 — ESPN, 4:55 a.m. (Friday)

Golf
European Tour
UK Championship, The Belfry (Brabazon Course), Sutton Coldfield, England, United Kingdom
1st Round — Golf Channel, 7 a.m.
1st Round — Golf Channel, 9 a.m.

PGA Tour
FedEx Cup Playoffs
BMW Championship, Olympia Fields Country Club (North Course), Olympia Fields, IL
1st Round (Featured Groups) — PGA Tour Live, 12:15 p.m.
1st Round — Golf Channel, 3 p.m.

Korn Ferry Tour
Tour Championship, Victoria National Golf Club, Newburgh, IN
1st Round — Golf Channel, 1 p.m.

Horse Racing
Saratoga Live — FS2, 1 p.m.
Saratoga Live — Fox Sports Net/FS2, 3 p.m.

MLB (Subject to change)
American League
Oakland at Texas — Fox, 6:30 p.m.

National League
Pittsburgh at St. Louis — MLB Network, 3:15 p.m.
Philadelphia at Washington — Fox, 6:30 p.m.

Interleague
Seattle at San Diego — MLB Network, 3 p.m.

NBA
No Games Scheduled

NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs
Eastern Conference Semifinal, Scotiabank Arena, Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Game 3: Philadelphia Flyers vs. New York Islanders — NBCSN, 7 p.m. (series tied 1-1)

Western Conference Semifinal, Rogers Place, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
Game 3: Vegas Golden Knights vs. Vancouver Canucks — NBCSN 9:45 p.m. (series tied 1-1)

Tennis
Western and Southern Open, USTA Billie Jean King National Tennis Center, Queens, New York, NY
Matches postponed until Friday

WNBA
No Games Scheduled

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/petegerski/status/1298791269079150592

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

That’s a HELL of a Freudian slip.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

I am a child but this has me giggling like crazy.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXdb2BlY0a4

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Now Skip, you know there was absolutely no justification for Pilate to sentence Christ to death on the cross. However-

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Black church looks more fun than white church.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Black church looks more fun than white church.

There's a reason Kanye West has yet to sample Jars of Clay.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


MLB and WNBA resume. NHL and NBA are off.


quote:

Australian Rules Football
Australian Football League-Round 14
Port Adelaide Power vs. Sydney Swans — FS2, 11:30 p.m.
Fremantle Dockers vs. Greater Western Sydney Swans — FS1, 2:30 a.m. (Saturday)

Baseball
Korean Baseball Organization
SK Wyverns at NC Dinos — ESPN, 4:55 a.m. (Saturday)

Formula 1
Belgian Grand Prix, Circuit de Spa-Francorchamps, Liége, Belgium
Practice 2 — ESPN2, 8:55 a.m.
Practice 3 — ESPN2, 5:55 a.m. (Saturday)

Golf
European Tour
UK Championship, The Belfry (Brabazon Course), Sutton Coldfield, England, United Kingdom
2nd Round — Golf Channel, 7 a.m.
2nd Round — Golf Channel, 10 a.m.

PGA Tour
FedEx Cup Playoffs
BMW Championship, Olympia Fields Country Club (North Course), Olympia Fields, IL
2nd Round (Featured Group) — PGA Tour Live, 12:15 p.m.
2nd Round — Golf Channel, 3 p.m.

Korn Ferry Tour
Tour Championship, Victoria National Golf Club, Newburgh, IN
2nd Round — Golf Channel, 1 p.m.

LPGA Tour
NW Arkansas Championship, Pinnacle Country Club, Rogers, AR
1st Round — Golf Channel, 7:30 p.m. (same day coverage)

Horse Racing
Saratoga Live — FS2, 1 p.m.
Saratoga Live — Fox Sports Net/FS2, 3 p.m.

Ligue 1
Round 2
Olympique Lyonnais vs. Dijon FCO — beIN Sports, 2:55 p.m.

MLB
American League
Seattle at Anaheim — MLB Network, 9:30 p.m.

National League
Atlanta at Philadelphia — MLB Network, 7 p.m.
San Francisco at Arizona — MLB Network, 9:30 p.m.

Interleague
New York Mets at New York Yankees — MLB Network, 4 p.m.
New York Yankees vs. New York Mets — MLB Network, 7 p.m.

NASCAR
NASCAR Xfinity Series
Wawa 250, Daytona International Speedway, Daytona Beach, FL
Race — NBCSN, 7:30 p.m.

NBA Playoffs
No Games Scheduled

NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs
No Games Scheduled

Tennis
Western and Southern Open, USTA Billie Jean King National Tennis Center, Queens, New York, NY
Women’s Singles Semifinals — ESPN2, 11 a.m.
Men’s and Women’s Doubles Semifinals — Tennis Channel, 12:30 p.m.
Men’s Singles Semifinals — ESPN2, 3 p.m.

WNBA
2020 Season, WNBA Courts 1 & 2, Bradenton, FL
Minnesota Lynx vs. Atlanta Dream — Facebook Live, 7 p.m.
Los Angeles Sparks vs. Connecticut Sun — CBS Sports Network, 8 p.m.
Washington Mystics vs. Phoenix Mercury — CBS Sports Network, 10 p.m.

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are
It’s been a crap week, but I can get it up for F1 at Spa.

Did you know, sometimes it’s raining on one side of the track, but totally dry on the other?
(goonsay, but it’s sportsbroadcastersay)

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



Wait a second, that Brenneman apology was sent to THE ENQUIRER.

GutBomb
Jun 15, 2005

Dude?

Neodoomium posted:

Wait a second, that Brenneman apology was sent to THE ENQUIRER.

It’s a local Cincinnati newspaper, not the tabloid of a similar name. There are lots of newspapers with the name Enquirer.

Their pinned tweet is:

https://twitter.com/enquirer/status/1032756000418357250?s=21

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


I love that pinned tweet so much.


I'm late, sorry.

quote:

Australian Rules Football
Australian Football League-Round 15
Hawthorn Hawks vs. Adelaide Crows — FS1, 3:30 a.m. (Tuesday)
West Coast Eagles vs. Essendon Bombers — FS2, 6 a.m. (Tuesday)

Cycling
Tour de France
Stage 3: Nice to Sisteron — NBCSN, 7:30 a.m.

MLB
American League
Baltimore vs. Toronto at Buffalo, NY — MASN/Sportsnet, 2 p.m.
Seattle at Anaheim — MLB Network/Root Sports/Fox Sports West, 4 p.m.
Tampa Bay at New York Yankees — Fox Sports Sun/YES, 7 p.m.
Cleveland at Kansas City — STO/Fox Sports Kansas City, 8 p.m.
Chicago White Sox at Minnesota — NBC Sports Chicago/Fox Sports North, 8 p.m.

National League
Miami at New York Mets — Fox Sports Florida/SNY, 1 p.m.
St. Louis at Cincinnati — ESPN/Fox Sports Midwest/Fox Sports Ohio, 6:30 p.m.
Washington at Philadelphia — MASN/NBC Sports Philadelphia, 7 p.m.
Pittsburgh at Milwaukee — AT&T SportsNet Pittsburgh/Fox Sports Wisconsin, 7:30 p.m.
San Diego at Colorado — ESPN/Fox Sports San Diego/AT&T SportsNet Rocky Mountain, 9:30 p.m.

Interleague
Atlanta at Boston — Fox Sports Southeast/NESN, 7:30 p.m.

NBA Playoffs
Eastern Conference Semifinal, The Field House, Orlando, FL
Game 1: Miami Heat vs. Milwaukee Bucks — TNT/TSN4/TSN5, 6:30 p.m.

Western Conference Quarterfinal, AdventHealth Arena, Orlando, FL
Game 6: Houston Rockets vs. Oklahoma City Thunder — TNT/TSN4/TSN5/AT&T SportsNet Southwest/Fox Sports Oklahoma, 9 p.m. (Houston leads series 3-2)

NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs
Eastern Conference Semifinal, Scotiabank Arena, Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Game 5: Boston Bruins vs. Tampa Bay Lightning — NBCSN/CBC/Sportsnet/TVA Sports, 7 p.m. (Tampa Bay leads series 3-1)

Western Conference Semifinal, Rogers Place, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
Game 5: Dallas Stars vs. Colorado Avalanche — NBCSN/Sporstnet/TVA Sportsnet, 9:45 p.m. (Dallas leads series 3-1)

Tennis
U.S. Open, USTA Billie Jean King National Tennis Center, Queens, New York, NY
1st Round — ESPN+, 11 a.m.
1st Round — ESPN, noon
1st Round — ESPN2, 6 p.m.
Primetime at the Open — ESPN2, 7 p.m.

Tennis Channel Live at the US Open — Tennis Channel, 10 a.m.

WNBA
2020 Season, WNBA Courts 1 & 2, Bradenton, FL
Chicago Sky vs. Indiana Fever — CBS Sports Network, 6 p.m.
Los Angeles Sparks vs. Minnesota Lynx — CBS Sports Network/Spectrum SportsNet/Fox Sports North, 10 p.m.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk

quote:

Australian Rules Football
Australian Football League-Round 14
Richmond Tigers vs. Fremantle Dockers — FS2, 5 a.m. (Wednesday)

Baseball
Korean Baseball Organization
Hanwha Eagles at Doosan Bears — ESPN2, 5:25 a.m. (Wednesday)

Canadian Premier League
1st Stage
FC Edmonton vs. York9 FC — FS2, 8 p.m.

Cycling
Tour de France
Stage 4: Sisteron to Orcières-Merlette — NBCSN, 7:30 a.m.

Horse Racing
Saratoga Live — FS2, 1 p.m.
Saratoga Live — Fox Sports Net/FS2, 3 p.m.

MLB
American League
Tampa Bay at New York Yankees — Fox Sports Sun/YES, 7 p.m.
Cleveland at Kansas City — MLB Network/STO/Fox Sports Kansas City, 8 p.m.
Chicago White Sox at Minnesota — NBC Sports Chicago/Fox Sports North, 8 p.m.
Texas at Houston — MLB Network/Fox Sports Southwest/AT&T SportsNet Southwest, 8 p.m.

National League
St. Louis at Cincinnati — Fox Sports Midwest/Fox Sports Ohio, 6:30 p.m.
Chicago Cubs at Pittsburgh — Marquee Sports Network/AT&T SportsNet Pittsburgh, 7 p.m.
Washington at Philadelphia — MASN2/NBC Sports Philadelphia, 7 p.m.
San Francisco at Colorado — NBC Sports Bay Area/AT&T SportsNet Rocky Mountain, 8:30 p.m.
Arizona at Los Angeles Dodgers — Fox Sports Arizona/Spectrum SportsNet LA, 9:30 p.m.

Interleague
Toronto at Miami — FS1/Sportsnet One/Fox Sports Florida, 6:30 p.m.
Atlanta at Boston — Fox Sports Southeast/NESN, 7:30 p.m.
Detroit at Milwaukee — Fox Sports Detroit/Fox Sports Wisconsin, 7:30 p.m.
New York Mets at Baltimore — SNY/MASN, 7:30 p.m.

MLS
Toronto FC vs. Montreal Impact — TSN2/TSN4/TVA Sports, 8 p.m.

NBA Playoffs
Eastern Conference Semifinal, The Field House, Orlando, FL
Game 2: Boston Celtics vs. Toronto Raptors — ESPN/Sportsnet, 5:30 p.m. (Boston leads series 1-0)

Western Conference Quarterfinal, AdventHealth Arena, Orlando, FL
Game 7: Utah Jazz vs. Denver Nuggets — ABC/TSN5, 8:30 p.m. (series tied 3-3)

NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs
Eastern Conference Semifinal, Scotiabank Arena, Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Game 5: New York Islanders vs. Philadelphia Flyers — NBCSN/CBC/TVA Sports, 7 p.m. (Islanders lead series 3-1)

Western Conference Semifinal, Rogers Place, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
Game 5: Vancouver Canucks vs. Vegas Golden Knights — NBCSN/CBC/Sportsnet/TVA Sports, 9:45 p.m. (Vegas leads series 3-1)

Tennis
U.S. Open, USTA Billie Jean King National Tennis Center, Queens, New York, NY
1st Round — ESPN+, 11 a.m.
1st Round — ESPN, noon
1st Round — ESPN2, 5 p.m.
Primetime at the Open — ESPN2, 7 p.m.
Primetime at the Open — ESPN, 8 p.m.


WNBA
Connecticut Sun vs. New York Liberty — CBS Sports Network, 7 p.m.
Indiana Fever vs. Atlanta Dream — Facebook Live/Fox Sports Indiana/Fox Sports South, 8 p.m.
Phoenix Mercury vs. Las Vegas Aces — Facebook Live/Fox Sports Arizona Plus/KVMY, 10 p.m.

Neodoomium
Jun 20, 2001

You are now hearing this
noise in your head.



GutBomb posted:

It’s a local Cincinnati newspaper, not the tabloid of a similar name. There are lots of newspapers with the name Enquirer.

Their pinned tweet is:

https://twitter.com/enquirer/status/1032756000418357250?s=21

Hahaha, tremendous

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Good morning don't talk poo poo about Norwood

quote:

Australian Rules Football
Australian Football League-Round 14
Sydney Swans vs. Melbourne Demons — FS1, 2:30 a.m. (Thursday)
Greater Western Sydney Giants vs. Carlton Blues — FS2, 5 a.m. (Thursday)

Baseball
Korean Baseball Organization
SK Wyverns at KT Wiz — ESPN2, 5:25 a.m. (Thursday)

Canadian Premier League
1st Stage
Valour FC vs. HFX Wanderers — Fox Soccer Plus, 12:45 p.m.
Pacific FC vs. Atlético Ottawa — FS2, 8 p.m.

Cycling
Tour de France
Stage 5: Gap to Privas — NBCSN, 7:30 a.m.
Stage 6: Le Teil to Mont Aigoual — NBCSN, 6:30 a.m. (Thursday)

Golf
European Tour
Andalucia Masters, Real Club Valderrama, Sotogrande, Spain
1st Round — Golf Channel, 6 a.m. (Thursday)

Hockey
KHL-Week 1
CSKA Moscow vs. AK Bars Kazan — Eleven Sports, 12:30 p.m.

Horse Racing
Saratoga Live — FS2, 1 p.m.
Saratoga Live — Fox Sports Net/FS2, 3 p.m.

MLB
American League
Tampa Bay at New York Yankees — Fox Sports Sun/YES, 7 p.m.
Chicago White Sox at Minnesota — NBC Sports Chicago/Fox Sports North, 8 p.m.
Cleveland at Kansas City — STO/Fox Sports Kansas City, 8 p.m.
Texas at Houston — Fox Sports Southwest/AT&T SportsNet Southwest, 8 p.m.

National League
San Francisco at Colorado — MLB Network/NBC Sports Bay Area/AT&T SportsNet Rocky Mountain, 3 p.m.
St. Louis at Cincinnati — MLB Network/Fox Sports Midwest/Fox Sports Ohio, 6:30 p.m.
Chicago Cubs at Pittsburgh — Marquee Sports Network/AT&T SportsNet Pittsburgh, 7 p.m.
Washington at Philadelphia — MASN2/NBC Sports Philadelphia, 7 p.m.
Arizona at Los Angeles Dodgers — MLB Network/Fox Sports Arizona/Spectrum SportsNet LA, 9:30 p.m.

Interleague
New York Mets at Baltimore — SNY/MASN, 4 p.m.
Toronto at Miami — MLB Network/Sportsnet One/Fox Sports Florida, 6:30 p.m.
Atlanta at Boston — Fox Sports Southeast/NESN, 7:30 p.m.
Detroit at Milwaukee — Fox Sports Detroit/Fox Sports Wisconsin, 7;30 p.m.
San Diego at Anaheim — Fox Sports San Diego/Fox Sports West, 9:30 p.m.

MLS
Atlanta United FC vs. Inter Miami CF — FS1, 7 p.m.
Columbus Crew vs. Philadelphia Union — Fox Sports Ohio/WPHL, 7:30 p.m.
FC Cincinnati vs. Chicago Fire FC — WSTR/WGN, 7:30 p.m.
New England Revolution vs. New York City FC — NBC Sports Boston/YES, 8 p.m.
Nashville SC vs. Orlando City — WUXP/WRBW, 8;30 p.m.
Sporting Kansas City vs. FC Dallas — Fox Sports Kansas City Plus/KTXA, 8:30 p.m.
Real Salt Lake vs. Seattle Sounders — KMYU/KCPQ, 9:30 p.m.
Portland Timbers vs. LA Galaxy — KPDX/Spectrum SportsNet, 10:30 p.m.
Los Angeles FC vs. San Jose Earthquakes — UniMás/TUDN/Twitter, 11 p.m.

NBA Playoffs
Eastern Conference Semifinal, The Field House, Orlando, FL
Game 2: Miami Heat vs. Milwaukee Bucks — ESPN/Sportsnet 360, 6:30 p.m. (Miami leads series 1-0)

Western Conference Quarterfinal, AdventHealth Arena, Orlando, FL
Game 7: Oklahoma City Thunder vs. Houston Rockets — ESPN/TSN4/TSN5/Fox Sports Oklahoma/AT&T SportsNet Southwest, 9 p.m. (series 3-3)

NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs
Western Conference Semifinal, Rogers Place, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada
Game 6: Colorado Avalanche vs. Dallas Stars — NBCSN/CBC/Sportsnet/TVA Sports, 8 p.m. (Dallas leads series 3-2)

Tennis
U.S. Open, USTA Billie Jean King National Tennis Center, Queens, New York, NY
2nd Round/Doubles — ESPN app, 11 a.m.
Men’s and Women’s 2nd Round — ESPN, noon
Men’s and Women’s 2nd Round — ESPN2, 6 p.m.
Primetime at the Open-Men’s and Women’s 2nd Round — ESPN2, 7 p.m.

Track & Field
IAAF Diamond League, Stockholm Olympic Stadium, Stockholm, Sweden
Athlessmima — Olympic Channel, noon

WNBA
2020 Season, WNBA Courts 1 & 2, Bradenton, FL
Minnesota Lynx vs. Chicago Sky — Facebook Live/Fox Sports North Plus/WCIU, 7 p.m.
Los Angeles Sparks vs. Dallas Wings — CBS Sports Network/Spectrum SportsNet, 8 p.m.
Washington Mystics vs. Seattle Storm — CBS Sports Network/NBC Sports Washington/KZJO, 10 p.m.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


https://twitter.com/flasportsbuzz/status/1301911158635597824

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1302287403453943808

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Crosspostin'

https://twitter.com/GOLF_com/status/1303458035088711680



E:

Seth McManus of CBS posted:

We obviously worked really closely with the NFL, the management of Augusta National, including chairman Fred Ridley, and the folks at the SEC for Saturday. Going to Sunday first, we were fortunate that the NFL accommodated us and gave us only late games on the Sunday of the Masters, so we were able to do approximately what we did this past year, come on the air at 9 o’clock and finish by approximately 2:30 or 2:45 and then go right into NFL football.

Likewise, with our Saturday coverage of the Masters, the SEC accommodated us and moved the start time to 6 p.m. so we can get off the air with Masters coverage on Saturday at around 5:30.””The word ‘partner’ is thrown around a lot in this industry, but I think this was really a good example of partnership; everyone gave a little bit at the office to accommodate this. And I think it’s just going to be an amazing week for CBS Sports.

And I think the NFL will be helped by the lead-in the Masters will give it in our 4:05 window, which is good for the NFL. And I think our Alabama-LSU game that Saturday will benefit greatly by having a Masters lead-in. And I think the Masters will do really well being on this high-profile weekend, having NFL coverage follow it and having Alabama-LSU follow it.

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are
Dislike. The Masters is the Super Bowl of golf, and y’all are preempting it for minor league NFL.

Sorry if that’s uncharitable to college football fans, but indulge me in some salt since I know all of our sports have been shitwrecked this year.

LionYeti
Oct 12, 2008


Its amazing how much leverage Football in general has.

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Dirt Road Junglist posted:

Dislike. The Masters is the Super Bowl of golf, and y’all are preempting it for minor league NFL.

Last year, the third round had 9 million viewers. Alabama-LSU had 16 million.

If I'm selling TV commercials, I know which one I'm giving priority.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


They're also going to need to stop earlier than usual anyway because they're going to have far less daylight in the evening in November.

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Sash! posted:

Last year, the third round had 9 million viewers. Alabama-LSU had 16 million.

If I'm selling TV commercials, I know which one I'm giving priority.

That's fair.

I'm just mad about sports in general and felt like griping.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

The sec is playing ?? How are the doing the playoffs with most of the power 5 out

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


euphronius posted:

The sec is playing ?? How are the doing the playoffs with most of the power 5 out

SEC and ACC + ND are still on for now, I think Big 12 is too. No idea on what any postseason may look like yet.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

euphronius posted:

The sec is playing ?? How are the doing the playoffs with most of the power 5 out

Three of the power 5 are still planning to play (ACC starts this week, maybe) but for the playoffs the short answer is that we're not going to get that far; I wouldn't worry about it. I mean the playoff is still ostensibly going on as usual just minus the conferences that aren't playing, but let's not kid ourselves.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

so skip's getting some real backlash for once

https://twitter.com/iam_johnw/status/1304127648596140033

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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007



Jeeeeesus :stare:

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