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Bobby Deluxe posted:i am lookin @ houses but every time we send a link to my dad he points out a huge flaw, like how it backs onto a pub garden, or the roof is made of asbestos There's no perfect house and the buying/ selling process is always a bizarre loving nightmare that goes on for an order of magnitude longer than you'd have thought humanly possible. Just find a roughly acceptable house in a roughly acceptable area, go through the drawn-out torture of actually buying the loving thing and accept that you'll be doing repairs and maintenance on it from now until your literal death.
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I've been through this process 3 times and fully intend to die in my current place and be buried under the floorboards rather than ever go through it again.
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Aug 28, 2020 19:33
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my favourite is when you finally buy a place and then 3 months later discover that the reason the previous owners painted all the ground floor rooms in gloss white was because it's actually stain block to cover up the worlds biggest mass of black mould. in the end it would have been cheaper to nuke that place from orbit and start again than sort out all the damp.
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Aug 28, 2020 19:38
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Moving out of the caves was a mistake imo.
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Aug 28, 2020 19:47
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what do you do if a neighbour reaches over the 6ft wooden fence and chops your tree off at that height letting it just flop down onto the hedge on your side?
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Aug 28, 2020 19:48
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tree law is sacred but then iirc you cut down a bunch inside a conservation area so maybe nature is exacting vengeance in the form of a petty neighbour
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Aug 28, 2020 19:52
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i only cut down one tree and had permission to do it.
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Aug 28, 2020 20:01
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NotJustANumber99 posted:i only cut down one tree and had permission to do it. not from Nature
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Aug 28, 2020 20:02
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nature hasn't got a bloody clue. look at all this shambles
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Aug 28, 2020 20:04
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I love my house
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Aug 28, 2020 20:08
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Pistol_Pete posted:I've been through this process 3 times and fully intend to die in my current place and be buried under the floorboards rather than ever go through it again. Certainly creating a refurbishment issue for the new owners. I like it.
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Aug 28, 2020 20:14
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We are doing jackbox after all in the discord, cumm play jackbox my lordd
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A couple of years ago a friend of mine thought she'd found her dream house, it had got to the stage where she'd put in an offer and made an appointment to go and measure up. Luckily she took her brother with her for the measuring up visit and he immediately spotted that what was now a semi-detached had originally been a mid-terrace. He suggested she ask the estate agent why the neighbour's house was missing and what work had been done to turn what had been an interior wall into an exterior supporting wall. Apparently the neighbour had demolished the house intending to move it back a bit, and then never got round to it, but yes the wall was definitely structurally sound, even though there wasn't any surveyor paperwork to prove it.
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Aug 28, 2020 20:20
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everyone but me posted:Good thing I don't need to wear a mask or socially distance in the corner shop 🤪
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Aug 28, 2020 20:47
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Some poo poo ain't it ratty
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Aug 28, 2020 21:32
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NotJustANumber99 posted:what do you do if a neighbour reaches over the 6ft wooden fence and chops your tree off at that height letting it just flop down onto the hedge on your side? kill them. Seriously I fantises killing people probably to much. Just kill them.
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Aug 28, 2020 21:36
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Cyril Sneeer posted:kill them. Bit worrying
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Aug 28, 2020 21:38
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Barry Foster posted:Bit worrying mh, the times when it gets strong are when I want to end myself. There is a TOTAL oval office who screams past the front of my house in a 50cc scooter. I imagine laying down in the road, his bike hitting me and him falling off. In his dying moments, he will think 'cyril, you were right'
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That seems like the least optimal way of killing the scooter person. Have you considered piano wire or anti personnel mines?
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Aug 28, 2020 21:50
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The person I most Fantasize about killing is my brother-in-law. he has made my life more unhappy just by existing, but I cannot 'delete' him from my life without upsetting my sister/neice/nephew. I will have a 9mm semi-automatic weapon. I wikll break into his house as he sleeps. I imagine sneaking up to his bedroom. He will wake as I open the door, a moment of recognition before I shoot him through both kneecaps. I don't just want him to die, I want him to suffer as he dies.
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Aug 28, 2020 21:57
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thats a tiny gun... less than a cm, really? what will it fire? atoms?!?!?!?
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NotJustANumber99 posted:what do you do if a neighbour reaches over the 6ft wooden fence and chops your tree off at that height letting it just flop down onto the hedge on your side?
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Aug 28, 2020 22:01
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It's a perfect size for a rat
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Aug 28, 2020 22:02
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Ratjaculation posted:thats a tiny gun... less than a cm, really? what will it fire? atoms?!?!?!? atomic bombs are pretty powerful, op gosh that sounds lame. even 4 me. 9mm is the standard pistol/sub-machine gun ammo. It is plenty enough to kill someone.
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Aug 28, 2020 22:03
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Fingerless Gloves posted:It's a perfect size
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Aug 28, 2020 22:03
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sorry i didnt jackbox ith you all tonight, i was watching lost in translation
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Ratjaculation posted:thats a tiny gun... less than a cm, really? what will it fire? atoms?!?!?!? I laughed enough at this that I had to explain the joke to my husband, but he wasn’t impressed
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Aug 28, 2020 22:05
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Cyril Sneeer posted:The person I most Fantasize about killing is my brother-in-law. drat son. Can I recommend smoking some weed and chilling out?
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Aug 28, 2020 22:07
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Ratjaculation posted:sorry i didnt jackbox ith you all tonight, i was watching lost in translation There was no jackbox tonight I am jackbox I am elsewhere
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Aug 28, 2020 22:07
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I know I would have to kill myself then. After I killed my brother-in-law I don't want to go to prison.
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Aug 28, 2020 22:14
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This is starting to feel like a puckins situation
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Aug 28, 2020 22:20
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I'm sensing some sort of Strangers On A Train subforum might prove very popular.
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Aug 28, 2020 22:26
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Barry Foster posted:This is starting to feel like a puckins situation nah, don't worry. It is loving hard to buy a gun in the uk. I do wonder what it would be like to live in america. having hand-guns so easy.
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Lady Demelza posted:I'm sensing some sort of Strangers On A Train subforum might prove very popular. I really liked thzat film. njan99, I will deal with your tree-cutting neighbor but you have to kill my bro-in-law. make sure he suffers. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Aug 28, 2020 22:29
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Barry Foster posted:Can I recommend smoking some weed and chilling out?
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Aug 28, 2020 22:34
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i was thinking more along the lines of a huffy letter or something?
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Aug 28, 2020 22:37
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Uhhhh. 
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Fingerless Gloves posted:There was no jackbox tonight no-one else managed anything either, due to the inherent inability of goons
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Aug 28, 2020 22:40
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No one was almost certainly drunk posting which is why I gave him the time out
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feedmegin posted:Uhhhh.
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