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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

SirPablo posted:

I love that bathroom. It's got that high, high toilet. I feel like a gargoyle perched on the ledge of a building.
I don't even like to use urinals, I've always been a stall man.

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

TMMadman posted:

I don't even like to use urinals, I've always been a stall man.

Door comes down. Hides your feet. Yes. I like it. I like it a lot.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

I don't have a square to spare. I can't spare a square.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

They were trying to get a picture of him doing coke

I'm hip to the whole scene.

The bathroom scene. :cool:

See, that just confounds my understanding of the situation even further! If they got a picture of him doing coke, then why would they mail that Polaroid(Which as I understand, was the ONLY proof they had!) to him at all!? Aren't they just mailing him the proof to him, LITERALLY!?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Vietnamwees posted:

See, that just confounds my understanding of the situation even further! If they got a picture of him doing coke, then why would they mail that Polaroid(Which as I understand, was the ONLY proof they had!) to him at all!? Aren't they just mailing him the proof to him, LITERALLY!?

That might just be Kramer being an idiot.


I'm beginning to wonder if you understand anything. :colbert:

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them.

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

Vietnamwees posted:

See, that just confounds my understanding of the situation even further! If they got a picture of him doing coke, then why would they mail that Polaroid(Which as I understand, was the ONLY proof they had!) to him at all!? Aren't they just mailing him the proof to him, LITERALLY!?

The very pants I was going to return!

Pulchritudinous
May 19, 2005
It means "to reduce by one-tenth."



Chili posted:

The very pants I was going to return!

Squinch your hips in!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Pulchritudinous posted:

Squinch your hips in!

You know, we're having an unadvertised sale starting Friday. That suit will be half-price.

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

SirPablo posted:

They're all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them.

That's perverse!

TVGM
Mar 17, 2005

"It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"

Yam Slacker

Vietnamwees posted:

See, that just confounds my understanding of the situation even further! If they got a picture of him doing coke, then why would they mail that Polaroid(Which as I understand, was the ONLY proof they had!) to him at all!? Aren't they just mailing him the proof to him, LITERALLY!?

potee posted:

That might just be Kramer being an idiot.


I'm beginning to wonder if you understand anything. :colbert:

Alright, shut up the both of you! You're making me nervous.

TVGM fucked around with this message at 02:28 on Aug 26, 2020

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

TVGM posted:

Alright, shut up the both you! You're making me nervous.

What you need me in the thread for?

TVGM
Mar 17, 2005

"It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"

Yam Slacker

potee posted:

What you need me in the thread for?

You're integral.

Justin Credible
Aug 27, 2003

happy cat


TVGM posted:

You're integral.

Who could love me?

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Justin Credible posted:

Who could love me?

May I ask why?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

jojoinnit posted:

May I ask why?

For spite :)

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
I'm sorry, your reason can't be spite...

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
Listen, this is all in her mind, okay? She's insane. She thinks I made her sick because I coughed on her doorknob, rubbed her stapler in my armpit, and put her keyboard on my butt.

She's a wacko!

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

JethroMcB posted:

Listen, this is all in her mind, okay? She's insane. She thinks I made her sick because I coughed on her doorknob, rubbed her stapler in my armpit, and put her keyboard on my butt.

She's a wacko!

I know. Don't you see? He was doing it to fool Lloyd Braun!

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

They took my belt Jerry!

Justin Credible
Aug 27, 2003

happy cat


My wallet's gone! My wallet's gone!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Mr. Marbles?

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Bird in a Blender posted:

They took my belt Jerry!

Justin Credible
Aug 27, 2003

happy cat


You're gonna need the jaws of life to get out of those!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Justin Credible posted:

You're gonna need the jaws of life to get out of those!

I know it looks bleak. I've been there. Ten years ago waking up in bed next to a woman like this would've sent me running for the Phisohex.

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

potee posted:

I know it looks bleak. I've been there. Ten years ago waking up in bed next to a woman like this would've sent me running for the Phisohex.

Fortunately, the special tiny instruments arrived just in time. 

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

I have no medical evidence to back me up, but something happened during the operation that staved off that infection. Something beyond science. Something perhaps from above...

Justin Credible
Aug 27, 2003

happy cat


I'm not looking up, if you're going to do that voice!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Justin Credible posted:

I'm not looking up, if you're going to do that voice!

This is going to be a shame. :geno:

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

potee posted:

This is going to be a shame. :geno:

Yeah, Darren is going away for a long, long time.

TVGM
Mar 17, 2005

"It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"

Yam Slacker

JethroMcB posted:

Yeah, Darren is going away for a long, long time.

Quoned

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




TVGM posted:

Quoned

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

I'm taking the Congo as a penalty!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Chili posted:

I'm taking the Congo as a penalty!

Ukraine is game to you!? How about I take your little board and SMASH!

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

potee posted:

Ukraine is game to you!? How about I take your little board and SMASH!



As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

SirPablo posted:

As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.

That must have been some doll.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

JethroMcB posted:

That must have been some doll.

SirPablo has the doll collection. One of the dolls looks exactly like my mother. He likes to sleep with it.

esperantinc
May 5, 2003

JERRY! HELLO!

TMMadman posted:

SirPablo has the doll collection. One of the dolls looks exactly like my mother. He likes to sleep with it.

Okay, next item. SirPablo's doll collection. Estimated value: $2.6 million. What do you say we go through this doll by doll?

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

esperantinc posted:

Okay, next item. SirPablo's doll collection. Estimated value: $2.6 million. What do you say we go through this doll by doll?

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potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Does anyone else think TMMadman might have murdered Susan?

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