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potee posted:Does anyone else think TMMadman might have murdered Susan? I always just ASSUMED he did!
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Vietnamwees posted:I always just ASSUMED he did! Not only that, I broke potee's thumbs!
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Aug 30, 2020 04:34
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TMMadman posted:Not only that, I broke potee's thumbs! Yeah, well, he didn't sleep with both of 'em! 
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Aug 30, 2020 04:56
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JethroMcB posted:Yeah, well, he didn't sleep with both of 'em! You've been in her bed?
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Aug 30, 2020 09:20
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SirPablo posted:You've been in her bed? Yadda, yadda... yadda
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Aug 30, 2020 13:36
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Pulchritudinous is an anti-dentite.
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Aug 30, 2020 16:01
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Justin Credible posted:Pulchritudinous is an anti-dentite. They don't just overcook a hamburger, Justin Credible.
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TVGM posted:They don't just overcook a hamburger, Justin Credible. I went too far. I over seasoned it. Men were keeling over all around me. I can still hear the retching, the screaming. I sent sixteen of my own men to the latrines that night. They were just boys.
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TMMadman posted:I went too far. I over seasoned it. Men were keeling over all around me. I can still hear the retching, the screaming. I sent sixteen of my own men to the latrines that night. They were just boys. This guy... this is not my kind of guy.
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Aug 30, 2020 20:23
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potee posted:This guy... this is not my kind of guy. I loathe him.
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Aug 31, 2020 03:50
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SirPablo posted:I loathe him. Are you dense? I said, I wanted you to drop dead. Now...DROP DEAD. 
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Aug 31, 2020 04:43
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potee posted:This guy... this is not my kind of guy. A sexually-depraved miscrient, who is seeking to gratify only his most basic and immediate urges. SirPablo posted:I loathe him.
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...Mister Marbles?
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Sep 1, 2020 04:21
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Stelllllll-uggggggh
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Bosco!
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Sep 1, 2020 11:58
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[You know, we're living in a] Society!
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TWIX!
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MightyJoe36 posted:TWIX! You're incorrect.
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Sep 1, 2020 18:31
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Justin Credible posted:You're incorrect. All I want is my 75 cents back, an apology, and for him to be fired.
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Sep 1, 2020 18:46
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potee posted:All I want is my 75 cents back, an apology, and for him to be fired. I beg your pardon, your majesty, but we don't accept bills with lipstick on the president.
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Sep 1, 2020 19:19
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IS ANYONE HERE A MARINE BIOLOGIST!?
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Sep 1, 2020 20:44
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I'm Frank Costanza's lawyer.
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My father's gay.
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Sep 1, 2020 21:39
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I've never had a really good pickle.
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You know, they say ostrich has less fat, but you eat more of it.
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Astro!
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STELLA! STELLLLLAHHH!
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You're not giving away our waterpik!
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SirPablo posted:You're not giving away our waterpik! HOOCHIE MAMA! HOOCHIE MAMA!
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TMMadman posted:You know, they say ostrich has less fat, but you eat more of it.
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Sep 2, 2020 02:37
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WSAENOTSOCK posted:Snapple? The man on the tape wasn't specific.
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mojo1701a posted:The man on the tape wasn't specific. That's what I'd like to know about it.
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mojo1701a posted:The man on the tape wasn't specific. I'm mojo1701a’s lawyer.
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SirPablo I can see not saying hello, she's very, what's the word... supercilious. HOW COULD CHILI NOT! SAY! HELLO!
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potee posted:SirPablo I can see not saying hello, she's very, what's the word... supercilious. 
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Sep 2, 2020 19:42
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Will somebody answer that drat phone?!
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Rageaholic posted:Will somebody answer that drat phone?! Vandaley Industries, Kel Varnsen speaking. May we help you?
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Athanatos posted:Vandaley Industries, Kel Varnsen speaking. May we help you? Well, I was 14 years old. I was in my friends bathroom. His mother's brassieres were hanging on the shower rod. I picked it up, studied it. I thought, I like this. I didn't know what way or what level, but I knew: I wanted to be around brassieres.
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potee posted:Well, I was 14 years old. I was in my friends bathroom. His mother's brassieres were hanging on the shower rod. I picked it up, studied it. I thought, I like this. I didn't know what way or what level, but I knew: I wanted to be around brassieres. And you want to be my latex salesman?
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