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prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Uptime Sinclair posted:

i think mint chocolate chip is as close as you get normally. apart from like candy cane ice creams

now my brain is thrashing around trying to figure out if those are different mints. what's the difference between spearmint and peppermint? doublemint gum has made everything alien and otherworldly

...and the song for big red gum will not stop going through my brain now :psyduck:

i bet this is what a computer feels like in an old episode of star trek when they ask it "what is love?" and sparks shoot out of it

prefect fucked around with this message at 01:39 on Sep 3, 2020

# ? Sep 3, 2020 01:35

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 06:56

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

well, spearmint is definitely a specific plant. maybe double mint is just some marketing bs for more=better.

# ? Sep 3, 2020 01:39

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; Can't post for 2 hours!

Doublemint is a variety of chewing gum made by the Wrigley Company; according to early advertisements, it is "double strength" peppermint flavored.

# ? Sep 3, 2020 01:40

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

rotor posted:

Doublemint is a variety of chewing gum made by the Wrigley Company; according to early advertisements, it is "double strength" peppermint flavored.

well, poo poo. i had always assumed it was spearmint and peppermint together

i should go buy some wrigley's spearmint -- i used to chew it all the time :corsair:

# ? Sep 3, 2020 01:45

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

true olds chew black jack gum or maybe raw chicle

# ? Sep 3, 2020 01:49

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

President Beep posted:

true olds chew black jack gum or maybe raw chicle

the problem with black jack is that it breaks down after you chew it for a few hours

unrelated: i had a poster of tom seaver playing for the reds when i lived in columbus
https://twitter.com/AnthonyDiComo/status/1301319170903232512

# ? Sep 3, 2020 01:53

tk: Dec 10, 2003; Nap Ghost

prefect posted:

now my brain is thrashing around trying to figure out if those are different mints. what's the difference between spearmint and peppermint? doublemint gum has made everything alien and otherworldly

...and the song for big red gum will not stop going through my brain now

i bet this is what a computer feels like in an old episode of star trek when they ask it "what is love?" and sparks shoot out of it

Peppermint has more menthol and is therefore better than spearmint.

# ? Sep 3, 2020 01:55

ShadowHawk: Jun 25, 2000; CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER

prefect posted:

unrelated: i had a poster of tom seaver playing for the reds when i lived in columbus
https://twitter.com/AnthonyDiComo/status/1301319170903232512

This article doesn't mention it but he died of "complications of Lewy body dementia and COVID-19"

https://baseballhall.org/discover/hall-of-fame-pitcher-tom-seaver-passes-away

# ? Sep 3, 2020 02:08

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

President Beep posted:

true olds chew black jack gum or maybe raw chicle

beeman�s gum ever since rocketeer

# ? Sep 3, 2020 02:12

Achmed Jones: Oct 16, 2004

where do you even buy beemans gum? I've never seen it in the store

# ? Sep 3, 2020 02:20

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

Uptime Sinclair posted:

i think mint chocolate chip is as close as you get normally. apart from like candy cane ice creams

peppermint ice cream is the best thing about the holiday season imo

# ? Sep 3, 2020 02:39

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

I�m gonna have to say it�s actually sherry, op.

# ? Sep 3, 2020 02:47

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

i like plain vanilla. superman bitd

Achmed Jones posted:

where do you even buy beemans gum? I've never seen it in the store

you have to go to a popcorn shop/penny candy shop

# ? Sep 3, 2020 04:30

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

wow grandpa do you take your hoop and stick with you?

# ? Sep 3, 2020 04:47

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

woah. i just remembered all of these old rear end arcade games that they used to have at cedar point. like mechanical amusement poo poo.

# ? Sep 3, 2020 04:49

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

prefect posted:

when i lived in columbus

I am truley sorry for your lots

# ? Sep 3, 2020 05:11

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

President Beep posted:

I�m gonna have to say it�s actually sherry, op.

eh, you would say that, wouldnt you?

# ? Sep 3, 2020 05:14

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

aww, that beer was swept with the rest of the old or cheap brands into the weird (inbev?) sub conglomerate under pbr

# ? Sep 3, 2020 05:16

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

graph posted:

you have to go to a popcorn shop/penny candy shop

small town news stands are usually a good bet

# ? Sep 3, 2020 11:31

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

I mean, mint chocolate chip is mint with chocolate chips added, so mint ice cream obviously exists, separate from chocolate adulterant?

:shrug:

# ? Sep 3, 2020 13:43

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Big Ice Cream won�t let it happen though. kinda line the car that runs in water.

# ? Sep 3, 2020 13:46

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

President Beep posted:

Big Ice Cream won’t let it happen though. kinda line the car that runs in water.

You mean a boat?

# ? Sep 3, 2020 14:07

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

3D Megadoodoo posted:

You mean a boat?

delete this

# ? Sep 3, 2020 15:41

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; Can't post for 2 hours!

beep doesn't know about boats, pass it on

# ? Sep 3, 2020 18:53

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

it says president beep not president boat

# ? Sep 3, 2020 19:57

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Captain Foo posted:

it says president beep not president boat

# ? Sep 3, 2020 20:00

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

rotor posted:

beep doesn't know about boats, pass it on

lol does he know about the cars that fly?

# ? Sep 3, 2020 20:08

DELETE CASCADE: Oct 25, 2017; i haven't washed my penis since i jerked it to a phtotograph of george w. bush in 2003

spearmint and peppermint are different plants, you can grow both of them easy on your balcony too

# ? Sep 3, 2020 20:26

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Roosevelt posted:

lol does he know about the cars that fly?

Oh you mean F1?

# ? Sep 3, 2020 21:31

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

DELETE CASCADE posted:

spearmint and peppermint are different plants, you can grow both of them easy on your balcony too

Sweep your balcony jesus christ

# ? Sep 3, 2020 21:31

ShadowHawk: Jun 25, 2000; CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Sweep your balcony jesus christ

But then there'd be no peppermint

# ? Sep 4, 2020 10:50

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

loving hell. waking up some mornings with headache/body aches all over, espresso in my joints. don�t think I�m ill but they feel like the aches you get when you have the flu or something. happens maybe once a week.

:negative:

# ? Sep 9, 2020 14:17

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

President Beep posted:

loving hell. waking up some mornings with headache/body aches all over, espresso in my joints. don�t think I�m ill but they feel like the aches you get when you have the flu or something. happens maybe once a week.

I know these feel.

:sympathy:

# ? Sep 9, 2020 14:23

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Schadenboner posted:

I know these feel.

it�s hosed up. I always assumed aches and pains for old were like muscle stiffness like what you get after exercising. not this poo poo that feels like the grippe. stupid bullshit existence.

# ? Sep 9, 2020 14:25

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

President Beep posted:

it�s hosed up. I always assumed aches and pains for old were like muscle stiffness like what you get after exercising. not this poo poo that feels like the grippe. stupid bullshit existence.

Yesterday I was playing with the kids and it somehow devolved into me doing reps of pushups with two of them on my back. Today I found out I'm too sore and stiff to wipe my rear end without pain.

# ? Sep 9, 2020 14:30

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Yesterday I was playing with the kids and it somehow devolved into me doing reps of pushups with two of them on my back. Today I found out I'm too sore and stiff to wipe my rear end without pain.

lol. buy a hoverboard next.

# ? Sep 9, 2020 14:30

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

I've reached the "stretch and limber up before taking a dump" stage of my life.

# ? Sep 9, 2020 14:30

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

it�s like that time my sciatica flared up because i coughed wrong

# ? Sep 9, 2020 14:31

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

President Beep posted:

it�s like that time my sciatica flared up because i coughed wrong

I've done that by sneezing hard enough. The first time it happened I was pissed off because I thought "This is it, I'm going to die from a sneeze".

# ? Sep 9, 2020 14:35

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 06:56

Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually; College Slice

no the cool thing about aches and pains is they won't kill you. enjoy suffering until something else does though!

# ? Sep 9, 2020 14:39

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