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I've been slacking off but I'll get a bunch of this stuff into the op soon.
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Holy poo poo that fire emblem hack thread is good
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# ? Sep 2, 2020 22:33 |
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I was about to give up on that Fire Emblem Hack thread, but then I got to the plot twist and it was like the goony clouds parted and I was blessed with something good.
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# ? Sep 3, 2020 00:48 |
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biracial bear for uncut posted:There was the one dude that posted about meowing like a cat and crawling out of the room whenever a woman wanted to have sex with him. If I remember this one correctly, he was trying to hide an erection by tucking it into his waistband and then pretending to be a cat
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# ? Sep 3, 2020 02:17 |
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Disco Pope posted:If I remember this one correctly, he was trying to hide an erection by tucking it into his waistband and then pretending to be a cat He was embarrassed by an erection he got while making out with a girl, like thats not the desired result...
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# ? Sep 3, 2020 02:26 |
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Brought it up in the last thread, but I think the crazy cyber furry micronation (Terra Malatora) thing will always be one of my favorite threads.
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# ? Sep 3, 2020 02:59 |
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Bingo Bango posted:I was about to give up on that Fire Emblem Hack thread, but then I got to the plot twist and it was like the goony clouds parted and I was blessed with something good. It's not a very long thread but the twist is so fuckin good and makes the entire thread so much better retrospectively
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# ? Sep 3, 2020 04:00 |
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Remember the time Texas weird person Romeo Rose graced the forums with his presence? Whatever happened to that guy?
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# ? Sep 3, 2020 04:27 |
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I was posting about Buddhism in the religion thread and it reminded me of the time in the old Buddhism thread that perma-banned poster "The worst thing is" claimed to be completely enlightened and was aggressively accusing everyone else of not actually being buddhist (archives required) Ruddha came in and posted a legendary series of posts. Ruddha posted:Buddha raised a flower. None knew, save one. Mahakashyapa smiled, before his face wrinkled up, and he started shouting "Wow, are you guys seriously like this? Oh my god. Wow, forgot how dumb everyone is, except for me. You guys, holy guacamole." Ruddha posted:A young monk approached Joshu, saying, "Master, I have just entered the monastery, please give me your teaching!" Joshu replied, "Have you eaten?" The young monk confirmed, "Uh, yes I have." Joshu calmly replied "Then you should wash your bowl." The young monk's face got really angry as he screamed at him "That is r******ed. Are you serious? Come on. Ohhh my god. That's not even what I asked for, talk about bad faith. I'm outta here." Ruddha posted:[in lotus posture] well that's like *leg starts cramping up* [strained] your, opinion man. the worst thing is posted:The thinking with the four noble truths is that through lack of attachment to states, the states will fall away, not that they will remain and we just won't be attached to them. It is a certain perspective among many within Buddhism. There are other possible ways to go about the problem. Hope this helps Ruddha posted:If I am not attached to being alive, this body will not die. Eventually "the worst thing is" posting makes Ruddha actually break character and tell him that his posting style makes him think that there's deeper issues at play and express a genuine concern for his emotional well-being. Eventually The Worst Thing Is made Ruddha actually break character and tell him off Ruddha posted:You've spoken hypocritically and childishly a whole bunch in this thing and been shown it a bunch. You're acting like a crazy person, and if you indeed suffer some sort of mental illness, I recommend you seek medical attention and proper council. The saga starts on page 19 with Ruddha coming in at page 21 and the whole thing really fizzling out on page 26
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# ? Sep 3, 2020 05:10 |
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Where is Ruddha nowadays?
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# ? Sep 3, 2020 05:38 |
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Riotgrrill posted:It was borky (rip) who posted that. I thought that was a fakepost.
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# ? Sep 3, 2020 06:09 |
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Polaron posted:Remember the time Texas weird person Romeo Rose graced the forums with his presence? Whatever happened to that guy? This is all vague because I only have vague half-memories of it. Sorry. A goon had a friend who met him at a party and tried to date him for the lulz and to report back to the internet about it. (I don't remember Romeo being more or less creepier than expected). This friend turned out to be a crazy weirdo in her own right, and I think ran for mayor of Austin. Although I forget the specifics of her weirdoness. I also remember Romeo buying an account and trying to defend himself, and getting laughed at.
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# ? Sep 3, 2020 06:26 |
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:I was posting about Buddhism in the religion thread and it reminded me of the time in the old Buddhism thread that perma-banned poster "The worst thing is" claimed to be completely enlightened and was aggressively accusing everyone else of not actually being buddhist (archives required) It was either a gimmick or the poster was so far up his own his he started defending a gross serial abuser too. the worst thing is posted:I don't feel qualified to judge the extent of the damage he caused, and I am not sure why you do. What did you see? And not just hear...there's always rumors. I think many of his teachings are worthwhile and one of his students, Reggie Ray, is an amazing current teacher. I think the worst he did was have sex with his students, offend a few people with words, and appoint a terrible successor to his lineage. The drinking and the cocaine were not the worst things in the world, nor the best. He did set a bad example in that way, but he was also very eloquent and effective in some of what he did. And he started meditation centers around the country, as well as Naropa. I'd say his impact was on the whole positive. I don't even want to get into Osho. I'm not a big fan of him, but I am not a big fan of sexual excess, which is what I see in him. WAFFLEHOUND posted:Are you defending the dharma credentials of someone who, despite vows, did piles of coke, drank, and slept with his students while at the same time you're calling other well respected teacher charlatans? the worst thing is posted:And Chogyam Trungpa is enormously controversial. I personally think he had good qualities. He also had a lot of lousy ones, which he was very upfront about. Most of his students weren't really that bright though, and just wanted to pursue hedonistic nonsense. That's the sense I get. If you're trying to trap me here, I don't care. I am going to defend him to the extent that he was eloquent and made interesting connections. I admit the way he lived his life was slightly ridiculous. But what are you looking for, a God? He came from Tibet, an enormously conservative and even backwards society, and realized quickly he could probably have sex with any white woman he wanted. He had charisma. And so he took advantage of it. What would you have done? Whoops, so sad, guy from a conservative country just couldn't help himself around white women.
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# ? Sep 3, 2020 06:29 |
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Heath posted:Where is Ruddha nowadays? Ascended to a higher plane populated solely by Good Posters, leaving this hollow earth behind.
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# ? Sep 3, 2020 06:33 |
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1stGear posted:Ascended to a higher plane populated solely by Good Posters, leaving this hollow earth behind. There's a certain sadness about going back to iconic and amazing threads with great posters and when you check their poster history realize they just suddenly stopped posting several years ago. You hope they simply got up from the computer and went out to live a successful and productive life.
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# ? Sep 3, 2020 06:38 |
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No mention of the basement hot tub in the OP. No idea on the thread.
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# ? Sep 3, 2020 06:57 |
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Fister Roboto posted:No mention of the basement hot tub in the OP. Heating basement pool. fooquestionmark posted:I have a 5000 gallon above ground pool in my basement. It feels nice down there but the water is freezing. I have a tiny rear end pump on it right now that kind of flows water but I'm wanting to heat the hole pool to a reasonable temperature. Grover posted:Just chiming in to tell you this is EXTREMELY DANGEROUS, both to your house and to your life! It may sound good on the surface, but is very shortsighted and a horrible idea. Seriously, if you want a basement hot tub, get a basement hot tub. Drain the pool, and put it up outside next summer instead. fooquestionmark posted:Wow, you kids must be real dedicated. I like that...I drained the pool about a week after posting this thread. Hell I don't even live there anymore. The rats, bed bugs and constant flooding (before and after the pool) drove me out. Hub Cat has a new favorite as of 14:39 on Sep 3, 2020 |
# ? Sep 3, 2020 12:53 |
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Got to give them credit, a baptistery header is a pretty good idea. Kinda expensive though.
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# ? Sep 3, 2020 14:08 |
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pentyne posted:There's a certain sadness about going back to iconic and amazing threads with great posters and when you check their poster history realize they just suddenly stopped posting several years ago. most goons just stopped posting at some point for banal reasons, such as a shift in internet consumption habits or just getting tired of the forums in general i think most people who are still regular posters here have at least some degree of obsession
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# ? Sep 3, 2020 15:03 |
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luxury handset posted:most goons just stopped posting at some point for banal reasons, such as a shift in internet consumption habits or just getting tired of the forums in general Some might have lost their passwords to their old accounts some way or another, too.
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# ? Sep 3, 2020 15:18 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Some might have lost their passwords to their old accounts some way or another, too. THIS^ it's why I have like 4 accounts, and you can't use same exact name
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# ? Sep 3, 2020 15:36 |
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When Grover lectures you on safety, you know you hosed up.
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# ? Sep 3, 2020 15:58 |
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Persiflagist posted:I thought that was a fakepost. I don't think so, I remember some goon coming into a thread like this one to say that they knew him and he was always really awkward but seemed nice enough in general. But unless that goon's still around or we draw a pentagram around a HP Deskjet 5850 + hold a seance Riotgrrill has a new favorite as of 16:12 on Sep 3, 2020 |
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Riotgrrill posted:It was borky (rip) who posted that. that bear posted:I imagine it going down something like this. Also found somebody that will be coming off their 100k probe in 33 days. and uhh hopefully will not come back. "The terrible things you did to animals as a kid thread!" Hub Cat has a new favorite as of 16:29 on Sep 3, 2020 |
# ? Sep 3, 2020 16:26 |
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While it wasn't exclusively an SA saga, I always enjoyed reading the Texarrakis saga.
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# ? Sep 3, 2020 16:30 |
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:I was posting about Buddhism in the religion thread and it reminded me of the time in the old Buddhism thread that perma-banned poster "The worst thing is" claimed to be completely enlightened and was aggressively accusing everyone else of not actually being buddhist (archives required) Ruddah responses are sublime, but the post that really nails the saga belongs to Prickly Pete. quote:Telling someone they aren't a Buddhist because they disagree with a statement the Buddha never made is an interesting debate strategy, I'll give you that.
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# ? Sep 3, 2020 18:31 |
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Bodybuilding Virgin 420 posted:i started reading Feeyad when i was 1 year old baby and I looked at the screen and saw the Gross Picks and Got a boner I raped my first "Hoe" at the age of 3 and Cummed in her to. I got all Effs in school and wrote Feeyad memes on all my tests and quizzes and me and NiggerStomper58 would go around and torture woodland creatures and spell out "Coco the clowns a police" with squirrel entrails on the wood board floor of the gym. at the age of 6 i curb stomped a Nigga because he told me Barnacle Jim had a short face. Anyways I work at Goldman Sachs now and make 7 figure salary.
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# ? Sep 3, 2020 18:35 |
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Hub Cat posted:lol I remember that thread and it's truly horrifying. I hope he gets a permaban just in case they decide to post from their prison cell.
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# ? Sep 3, 2020 19:01 |
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Tell me the one about the tiny gold bean
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# ? Sep 3, 2020 21:09 |
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Cervixalot posted:When Grover lectures you on safety, you know you hosed up. It's even worse. Grover often tried to lecture people and failed miserably (e.g. how he tried to demand respect because his government employee pay grade thing made him equal to a colonel or something), but in this case he's absolutely correct.
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# ? Sep 3, 2020 21:15 |
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Famethrowa posted:I remember that thread and it's truly horrifying. I hope he gets a permaban just in case they decide to post from their prison cell. I sent the admin team that one asking for an upgrade and it sounded like we were going to get it?
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# ? Sep 3, 2020 21:18 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:It's even worse. Grover often tried to lecture people and failed miserably (e.g. how he tried to demand respect because his government employee pay grade thing made him equal to a colonel or something), but in this case he's absolutely correct. He maintained his fake military cred for quite a while before being found out. It was only after he was outed as a fraud he pulled that argument and was run off the forums. The SAclopedia entry says it links to the quotes thread for the jokes about groverhaus https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3749412&perpage=40&pagenumber=118#post465594828 but the thread isn't in the active forums. Can we get it back since the "mocking groverhaus is prohibited" is no longer a forums rule? pentyne has a new favorite as of 21:45 on Sep 3, 2020 |
# ? Sep 3, 2020 21:41 |
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What page of chicken cheese does it go into AI?
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# ? Sep 3, 2020 22:17 |
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pentyne posted:He maintained his fake military cred for quite a while before being found out. It was only after he was outed as a fraud he pulled that argument and was run off the forums. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=&threadid=3749412&perpage=40&pagenumber=118#post465594828 Here you go, a lot of the SAclopedia URLs are malformed because it turns & into & edit: and apparently regular posts it converts it back quote me to see what I mean.
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# ? Sep 3, 2020 22:25 |
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Why do i get the feeling this is the picture chain i'm looking for? https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3498320&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=18#post409627568 Didn't someone use their engine block to cook chicken cheese
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# ? Sep 3, 2020 22:31 |
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Len posted:What page of chicken cheese does it go into AI? If you’re looking for the part where someone does one in a Volvo truck engine, I believe that was TFR, not AI. Wish I knew the page but the chat thread there might be able to help.
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# ? Sep 3, 2020 22:37 |
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Len posted:Why do i get the feeling this is the picture chain i'm looking for? There are a couple engine chickencheeses. This one:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3498320&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=29#post409791801 and this one:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3498320&pagenumber=37&perpage=40#post409943960 (there may be more this is just what google threw out)
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# ? Sep 3, 2020 22:38 |
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does anyone know the original thread from where the goon cave is from?
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# ? Sep 3, 2020 22:49 |
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Which one is the one that shoots the chickencheese with flavour shells?
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# ? Sep 3, 2020 22:49 |
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Hub Cat posted:There are a couple engine chickencheeses. That first one was the one i was looking for
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