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segal pooped his pants as a grown man and that's OK. it happens everyday all around the world. his baggy trousers allowed the turd to fall out onto the floor and everyone saw it and laughed at him
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Great recap of Seagal's career and his current movies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzIHyF7UWY4
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Eat This Glob posted:segal pooped his pants as a grown man and that's OK. it happens everyday all around the world. his baggy trousers allowed the turd to fall out onto the floor and everyone saw it and laughed at him Gene LeBell should have just kept squeezing tbh
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Eat This Glob posted:segal pooped his pants as a grown man and that's OK. it happens everyday all around the world. his baggy trousers allowed the turd to fall out onto the floor and everyone saw it and laughed at him I'm too kind and too lazy to give you another Seagal themed probation.
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Really glad to see this is now the Seagal thread. Some friends and I went through a phase where we would go to Blockbuster and rent whatever new direct to DVD Seagal movie had the best cover. As stated by Cum Town, it really is amazing how little he wants to move and speak on camera, including during his awkward sex scenes with women. His earlier action movies are pretty entertaining for different reasons. He was able to showcase a different style of movie combat and do cool poo poo like storming a voodoo Rastafarian gang’s drug compound with a high school coach. FishBowlRobot fucked around with this message at 01:03 on Sep 3, 2020 |
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Sep 3, 2020 01:00
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I hate him so much but even I have to agree he wasn't the worst part about Machete
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Bluedeanie posted:I hate him so much but even I have to agree he wasn't the worst part about Machete It could never live up to the original fake trailer. Such a shame that even the reused lines/scenes in the movie were worse than those in the trailer.
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Mekchu posted:I'm too kind and too lazy to give you another Seagal themed probation. drat. i was obviously fishing
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Sep 3, 2020 01:32
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Memento posted:Gene LeBell should have just kept squeezing tbh but memento speaks the truth
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Sep 3, 2020 01:33
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Sorry to interrupt SeagalChat but this is intriguing to me. https://twitter.com/thenotoriousuI/status/1301206020111425539
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Sep 3, 2020 03:09
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That's going to be a pretty cool fight, but man, Edwards just keeps getting boned.
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Sep 3, 2020 03:18
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He's not out there KOing people so Dana isn't gonna give him any breaks and casuals probably don't know a thing about him so he's never getting the Masvidal feud he wants off the ground. Talented guy in a crummy spot.
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https://twitter.com/UFC_Obsessed/status/1301262370149261312?s=19
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CarlCX posted:That's going to be a pretty cool fight, but man, Edwards just keeps getting boned. for real. edwards shouldn't have to fight the karate kid, give him a proper contender
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I think he beats Wonderboy pretty soundly, it should be a good fight, butEat This Glob posted:edwards shouldn't have to fight the karate kid, give him a proper contender yup
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Memento posted:I think he beats Wonderboy pretty soundly How do you see it playing out?
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Edwards has decent enough wrestling, and solid-but-not-murderous ground and pound. He beat up Dos Anjos pretty badly on the ground and held him against the cage for a lot of their fight, and managed to reverse a couple of takedowns into advantageous position for himself along the way. He's got good cardio, he was basically on 100% the whole fight against Cowboy. I think he's got good enough defense and durability to get in close on Wonderboy, get it to the ground and then unspectacularly beat him up for five rounds. He's definitely not a finisher, but I can see him handling Wonderboy well. So, considering the source of this "analysis", Wonderboy by R2 KO is probably the bet you want to make.
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Does anyone have that video where tkz or stun gun were talking about overeem's massive hog?
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ilmucche posted:Does anyone have that video where tkz or stun gun were talking about overeem's massive hog? https://youtu.be/1wKjP2Niu6o?t=17
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ilmucche posted:Does anyone have that video where tkz or stun gun were talking about overeem's massive hog? I can’t recall but I remember him comparing it to a tumbler and saying “i was shook.”
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ilmucche posted:Does anyone have that video where tkz or stun gun were talking about overeem's massive hog? here is the highlight https://twitter.com/LegKickTKO/status/1266730892770390018?s=19
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https://twitter.com/espnmma/status/1301382909597753344 Welp, next weekend's lost a main event.
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Memento posted:Edwards vs Wonderboy analysis Thanks for the breakdown. I wonder if they’ll give Thompson another title shot if he wins. Who else would there even be at welterweight?
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LobsterMobster posted:here is the highlight TKZ really wanted to turn that conversation to Overeem’s dick.
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If Leon Edwards wants people to remember him he should steal the nicknames of the fighters he beats and turn them into a monsterous portmanteau
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Wonderboys gonna fuckin crane kick edwards into space
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Brut posted:https://twitter.com/espnmma/status/1301382909597753344 this card already looked like a hot, wet dook before this, i hope they can replace the fight instead of just moving uhhh Waterson/Hill to the main quote:Andrea Lee vs. Roxanne Modafferi
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When I said the ufc was less fun and more difficult to follow now than when I first became a fan 10 years ago, the solution was not to put Ed Herman and Roxanne Modafferi on a card
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It's crazy that they have the confidence to give Glover less than a month to recover and retrain. Even if he's not feeling sick at all, he shouldn't be training with anybody for a while.
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FishBowlRobot posted:Thanks for the breakdown. Michael Chiesa is probably one good win away from one at this rate.
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kimbo305 posted:It's crazy that they have the confidence to give Glover less than a month to recover and retrain. Even if he's not feeling sick at all, he shouldn't be training with anybody for a while. It makes more sense if you replace "confidence" with "sociopathic apathy"
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CarlCX posted:It makes more sense if you replace "confidence" with "sociopathic apathy" 
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kimbo305 posted:It's crazy that they have the confidence to give Glover less than a month to recover and retrain. Even if he's not feeling sick at all, he shouldn't be training with anybody for a while. OSP was supposes to fight on the 22nd, tested positive and is rebooked for this weekend. it's always been an uncaring gristmill, it's just a little more evident during the pandemic
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CarlCX posted:It makes more sense if you replace "confidence" with "sociopathic apathy" Also https://sports.yahoo.com/big-ten-covid-19-positive-athletes-one-third-have-myocarditis-penn-state-doctor-164111708.html "Around one-third of Big Ten athletes who tested positive for COVID-19 appear to have myocarditis, according to Penn State’s director of athletic medicine."
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the good thing is that steroids seem to be a solid treatment option, so jon jones should be safe
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Watch a fighter get covid to get a TUE for the juice theyre already on
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To return briefly to Seagal chat, there's a long standing rumour that his whole career was the result of a bet. A producer bet another that he could make anyone a star, including this schlubby, charismaless aikido instructor, and so they did.
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Aye Doc posted:this card already looked like a hot, wet dook before this, i hope they can replace the fight instead of just moving uhhh Waterson/Hill to the main ESPN has Waterson/Hill as the only non-GloTex/Marreta fight on that card. Dire.
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Dirt Road Junglist posted:ESPN has Waterson/Hill as the only non-GloTex/Marreta fight on that card. The UFC website currently has the total fight listing as follows: 
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Memento posted:The UFC website currently has the total fight listing as follows: If that's the advance word, I think I'm good, thx.
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